NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Tyche]

Full disclosure...I have no fucking idea. I don't think anyone does.

[Zoolander]

Yea, I root for Miami from a distance since they're a Florida team, but I just don't get wtf they're doing. Not acquiring Kyle Orton when their best QB is fucking Chan Henne, and their RB situation is a fucking mess when it used to be a strength. That offense could be even uglier than it was last year, which is a waste of Brandon Marshall and at least a somewhat solid defense.

[Tyche]

It's impossible for the offense to be worse. I can't imagine the RBs being worse either. It was literally 2 yards and a cloud of dust. Our OC would throw the damn ball on 3rd and 2 and run a draw on 3rd and 8.

[Penthesilea]

Toughed it out like Favre though right? No sense in staying in if you're just gonna throw crushing INTs. Cutler at least saw the writing on the wall and let Hanie throw the INTs instead.

I understand though, the first time Vick had the game-winning drive in his hands vs. the Packers he tried to run it, and that didn't work out so well either.

That last INT was on both him and his receiver. Cooper had the height advantage over shields, he just turned around a little too late. Vick could have put it a little better placement wise but you can't tell me you weren't scared when you saw them go up for it.

[Tyche]

Turns out Orton wasn't for sale and the Vikings managed to get the best QB pick up of the off season. Miami had all their shit in one pot and it fell through on them.

Everything about this post is incorrect. Orton was very much for sale. Miami and Denver had the terms worked out, Orton didn't. Here's how it went down...

Denver owed Orton a boatload of cash and wanted to move him to sure up their egregious defense
Miami wanted Orton and proposed a trade
After some haggling, terms were accepted pending Orton restructuring
Orton said "fuck that", and essentially went "all in" on himself, meaning, he bet on himself to win the starting job and make more in FA next year
Miami refused to pay him the money he was wanting
Deal fell

Miami didn't really have all their shit in one pot. It was essentially Miami's move to make and they turned it down.

[Penthesilea]

If Berrian (sp?) can pick it up this season and the O-line doesn't let McNabb get face fucked like they did to Favre last season (doubtful) I could see the Vikes going 8-8.

Same record the Kolbs will have as they win the NFC West.

[Dimmauk]

this deserves to be in the thread somewhere

http://i38.tinypic.com/li8mx.jpg

LOL

Cowboys got a new coach!
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-c...es-575x335.jpg

[Flarega]

Saddest thing is, Jerry Jones would be a worse coach than all of the others.

[Celeras]

not really. pats have lost like 2 division titles in the last decade.

*As many home playoff games that they lost in the past two years.

And you know youre going to start Reggie Tyche.

[Demosthenes11]

*As many home playoff games that they lost in the past two years.

And you know youre going to start Reggie Tyche.

all that matters is championships, and we all got 0 in the last 5 years.

[Demosthenes11]

I love having the best looking man and the best player in the nfl all rolled into one

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/68...br-2010-season

[Tyche]

*As many home playoff games that they lost in the past two years.

And you know youre going to start Reggie Tyche.

I have no doubt reggie will start, that wasn't the question.

MASON

[archibaldcrane]

Just woke up from a dream that the Packers lost their season opener to the Eagles 70-60.

God damnit I can't fucking wait for this season to start.

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[archibaldcrane]

I love having the best looking man and the best player in the nfl all rolled into one

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/68...br-2010-season

Are they going to analyze previous seasons for this stat?

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[Chun Liroy]

Wait, Boss signed with the Raiders? I feel like the Cowboys are doing at least some addition by subtraction, but the Giants are just losing people. I feel like I'm missing someone, but did the Giants sign anyone this off season?

[Penthesilea]

Stacy Andrews of the famed Andrews brothers. Swindling team after team of their millions.

[Kaslo]

Are they going to analyze previous seasons for this stat?

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They have from 2008-2010 out now.

[Tyche]

Are they going to analyze previous seasons for this stat?

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They have from 2008-2010 out now.

Spoiler: show

Aaron Rodgers is pretty mediocre

[Conrad]

Just woke up from a dream that the Packers lost their season opener to the Eagles 70-60.

God damnit I can't fucking wait for this season to start.

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Don't be silly, the Eagles won't allow 60 points.

Spoiler: show

this season

[Boyiee]

Spoiler: show

Aaron Rodgers is pretty mediocre

Looks like if you break 75qbr it is an mvp caliber season. I thought Brady would have been higher than 76 tbh, looks like its a pretty strict stat.

Here is the short and sweet video if anyone didn't see it or the special.

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:6837522