NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Dimmauk]

Leroy, you see Plax on Sports Science? He looked good in simulation. LOL

[Kyo]

Primetime puttin in work work.

[Akiyama]

There were some awesome speeches tonight. Primetime's and Sharpe's were awesome.

[Demosthenes11]

rofl prince amukamukamuka broke his foot already

[Militant]

rofl prince amukamukamuka broke his foot already

So much for "If they can stay healthy this year" lmao... dude signed friday morning, done for the year by saturday night... awesome.

also, lol @ amukamukamuka

Fifth Metatarsal, needs surgery. Done for year...

[Chun Liroy]

rofl prince amukamukamuka broke his foot already

Glad the Cowboys didn't pick him now O-O

Edit: lol

The Giants also announced that tight end Ben Patrick "no longer wants to play football" and has been placed on the reserve/retired list.

[Cleverness]

Bradshaw is back, Kiwanuka re-signed, Steve Smith has an offer made to him, and they signed Steve Weatherford and got rid of Matt Dodge who arguable had the worst possible season a punter could have. After having Feagles for all those years, you take things like the punter for granted, and don't realize how FUCKED your team is with a god awful one. The Giants were a good punt away from being in the playoffs last year, and this was with Eli Manning throwing the ball to fuckin guys who were watching the NFL on TV in week 6 of the same season. If they can stay healthy this year, they have enough talent to make some moves. I do think the Eagles are going to be strong team, but if all the teams played as good as they were on paper, we wouldn't need the games.

Source, I need confirmation of this so I can cry tears of joy.

[Militant]

Source, I need confirmation of this so I can cry tears of joy.

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2...ts_punter.html

[Plow]

Are they all going to lose their first playoff game?

If the NFC South has more total wins this season than '10, I'll be fucking shocked.

You realize the NFC East gets to play the West this year right? You're underestimating how many easy wins that entails for solid teams like the Giants and even the Cowboys - just like it meant easy wins for solid teams like the Saints, Falcons and Bucs last year.

The teams will all be better, but yeah there's no way 3 teams are coming out of it. Sorry, whoever it is has 4 games against bucs+falcons, bucs+saints, or falcons + saints, as well as the packers and the bears. The division might beat 36 wins if the panthers manage to get up to 8 wins or so, but that's not happening in a year where we got the north.

[Jb1210a]

Patriots sign Shaun Ellis pending phsical. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/68...gland-patriots

[Headspace]

He's going to fail the physical.

You think these fatties kept in shape over the offseason?

nah

[Demosthenes11]

He's going to fail the physical.

You think these fatties kept in shape over the offseason?

nah

not everyone is a bengal bro.

pats also appear to either: not be happy with meriweather or are looking to load up at S. Goldson in NE working out now and apparently the pats have a great enough relationship with drew rosenhaus to get players like that as cheap as possible

[archibaldcrane]

not everyone is a Viking bro.

http://balljunkie.com/2011/08/03/dea...ly-400-pounds/

[Headspace]

not everyone is a bengal bro.

pats also appear to either: not be happy with meriweather or are looking to load up at S. Goldson in NE working out now and apparently the pats have a great enough relationship with drew rosenhaus to get players like that as cheap as possible

Hey

Spoiler: show

fuck you

[Chun Liroy]

JG Having his a blue and white scrimmage today, first time since parcells era. I like this new Red Jesus era thus far.

[Demosthenes11]

pats sign 3rd vet DE in 3 days, get andre carter. Looks like Bill is gonna have a fuckton of looks from DE/OLB rush

May be getting goldson if ocho restructures

[Lordender]

Lions RB Mikel Leshoure Ruptures achillies, ouch.

[Lazaruz]

RB Ricky Williams signs 2 year deal with the ravens.

[Demosthenes11]

pats just resigned gerrard warren now. the DLine is gonna be scary with the different looks and fresh legs they are going to have

[archibaldcrane]

You misspelled "old legs".