NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Mizango]

Oh I know and I dont have a prob with it, but when you step into the house of whitey, you best come correct.

[Chun Liroy]

It is, yes. Are yall niggas really bitching about tits hanging out, while defending a niggas right to let his meat swing and show ass in public? Cause I mean Dez Bryant aside, men rules and women rules have never been on the same level, why all the Dez rage?

Don't get it twisted. Just sayin' bro, you don't see off duty cops pulling over speeding cars, why should off duty mall cops be enforcing any rules. Did ya'll know you can get kicked out for singing the pokemon theme too loud? True fucking story.

[Mizango]

Yes, you can also be kicked out for singing 2live crew too loudly as well, which is prob why I dont do it. You're splitting hairs now Leroy, your nigga was wrong and he knows it. If this was Brandon Underwood or Albert Haynesworth you wouldnt be here saying shit.

[Correction]

Dez was just trying to be helpful to tha local constabulary. The last time a nigga got busted with his pants up he shot himself in the leg.

[Mizango]

Dez was just trying to be helpful to tha local constabulary. The last time a nigga got busted with his pants up he shot himself in the leg.

Oh damn lol.

[Valisk]

To be honest, I didn't know it was possible to kick people out because of their attire (obviously besides shirtless etc). Is it a strictly enforced rule? If it is, go back to what deejay said. I'm sure noone cares about too much cleavage or a thong showing.

Ever been to a club with a dress code? It's enforcable. The mall is a place of business(es) too. And yes, North Park enforces that shit religiously. It was probably more obvious with a bunch of rowdy, large black men and people stopping to stare/take pictures since Dez was in the bunch. Probably unintentionally drew some attention from fans and that caused security to take notice also.

[Chun Liroy]

Yes, you can also be kicked out for singing 2live crew too loudly as well, which is prob why I dont do it. You're splitting hairs now Leroy, your nigga was wrong and he knows it. If this was Brandon Underwood or Albert Haynesworth you wouldnt be here saying shit.

Nope, I'd be saying the same shit I said in the beginning "who cares." I don't think there are pants big enough for 40 year old baby to sag. There wouldn't even have been a story if it was any other team. Niggas are acting like he robbed a store.

[Deejay]

Glad to see that there is absolutely no profiling going on in valisks posts

[Headspace]

Is it just me or does the Cowboys uniform make people look slow as fuck? Dez looked so quick in the OSU get up, but put him in that bland silver and blue? Looks like an offensive lineman out there.

[Mizango]

Ever been to a club with a dress code? It's enforcable. The mall is a place of business(es) too. And yes, North Park enforces that shit religiously. It was probably more obvious with a bunch of rowdy, large black men and people stopping to stare/take pictures since Dez was in the bunch. Probably unintentionally drew some attention from fans and that caused security to take notice also.

Damn boy, you on fire. Yeah, run up in a club with a do-rag on, a sag and sneakers when its a dress code. Security will beat the fuck out of you and stuff Leroys bitch ass in a dumpster.

[Deejay]

Is it just me or does the Cowboys uniform make people look slow as fuck? Dez looked so quick in the OSU get up, but put him in that bland silver and blue? Looks like an offensive lineman out there.

holy shit lmao i thought i was the only one

edit: I like to call it the michale jenkins effect. that nigga ran a 4.3 in college and gets burned routinely

must be the uniform

[Chun Liroy]

Ever been to a club with a dress code? It's enforcable. The mall is a place of business(es) too. And yes, North Park enforces that shit religiously. It was probably more obvious with a bunch of rowdy, large black men and people stopping to stare/take pictures since Dez was in the bunch. Probably unintentionally drew some attention from fans and that caused security to take notice also.

For some clarity, am I misinterpreting off duty cop wrong? I'm assuming it's some dude in street clothes that got mad at saggin' pants.

[Mizango]

Nope, I'd be saying the same shit I said in the beginning "who cares." I don't think there are pants big enough for 40 year old baby to sag. There wouldn't even have been a story if it was any other team. Niggas are acting like he robbed a store.

Never saw you comment on Underwoods orgy raep or on Shaun Rogers saying "Fuck yo rules" when he ran up in the airport with a glock, I wonder why? That Star makes you do and say some stupid shit. The mall had that rule forever, but the mall is wrong for harassing Dez? Get the fuck out of here.

[Chun Liroy]

Damn boy, you on fire. Yeah, run up in a club with a do-rag on, a sag and sneakers when its a dress code. Security will beat the fuck out of you and stuff Leroys bitch ass in a dumpster.

I guess slacks and dress shirts should be the only acceptable attire at a mall.

[Valisk]

Glad to see that there is absolutely no profiling going on in valisks posts

He's 6'2" 217 lbs. Large. He's African American and I'm sure his entourage was too. Black. And when have you and a group of friends ever gone to the mall and been completely peaceful? Rowdy. I don't mean rowdy like criminal, I just mean rowdy like loud laughter, cracking jokes, things you do with your boys in public. Don't act like they were model citizens walking in a single file line and spoke in their indoor voices. Ok, last one might have been profiling but you can't argue with the large and black description.

[Chun Liroy]

Never saw you comment on Underwoods orgy raep or on Shaun Rogers saying "Fuck yo rules" when he ran up in the airport with a glock, I wonder why? That Star makes you do and say some stupid shit. The mall had that rule forever, but the mall is wrong for harassing Dez? Get the fuck out of here.

Way to relate two felony charges with cutting in line and wearing your pants on the ground.

[Deejay]

For some clarity, am I misinterpreting off duty cop wrong? I'm assuming it's some dude in street clothes that got mad at saggin' pants.

He was supposedly an off duty real cop working part time as a fake cop in a mall

[Chun Liroy]

You mean the guys that ride on segways with shiny badges everywhere and a cowboy hat?

[Mizango]

I guess slacks and dress shirts should be the only acceptable attire at a mall.

Or how about you comply with the rules? Im not sure where you buy your jeans, but mine dont stop at my knees when I put them on. But sure, that works too.

Way to relate two felony charges with cutting in line and wearing your pants on the ground.

Also acceptable: Niggas being niggas.

[Valisk]

I guess slacks and dress shirts should be the only acceptable attire at a mall.

I'm sure their attire would have been fine if their asses weren't out. Stop grasping bro.