NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Mizango]

loool

[Valisk]

Where are you getting this ass thing from? You got some man ass on the mind something is wrong with you.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/sports/n...-about-sagging

Off-duty officers reportedly told the football player and his friends to pull up their pants because they were exposing their underwear and buttocks to other mall patrons, police said.

White Tip: Buttocks is another word for ass.
Does this dead horse need more beating?

And you know the nigga thought he was hot shit when he said he wasn't leaving until his lawyer and representatives arrived, parked in the fire lane, and waited for them to come. When his legal team arrived, they persuaded him to leave so it wouldn't escalate. Not media worthy but the waiting on a legal team for some "who cares" shit clearly shows you that Dez thinks he's some sort of god. Spoiled ass diva. Hope he gets his shit together before he turns out like T.O.

[Mizango]

Yeah, the "FUCK U NIGGA I WNT MY LAWYA" was a bit over board. He could have simply, you know..left. Its a story because he made it a story. I mean who the fuck waits for their "representatives" before they comply to getting the fuck off of someones property?

[Moss]

typical NFL diva behavior. he sounds like a self-entitled punk. cutting the line at the apple store? really?

[Cleverness]

Lines aren't for people who run in touchdowns. I thought that was obvious.

And it's not rape if you're a football star, ask Big Ben.

[Headspace]

It's not pedophilia if you just masturbate near her.

[Mizango]

It's not pedophilia if you just masturbate near her.

You spelled "are a Jets QB" wrong.

[Drex]

i'm just surprised it was dez
when i heard about a cowboys receiver dropping his pants, i assumed it was roy williams

[Chun Liroy]

loool.

[Mizango]

i'm just surprised it was dez
when i heard about a cowboys receiver dropping his pants, i assumed it was roy williams

Oh man hahaha

[Stiker]

i'm just surprised it was dez
when i heard about a cowboys receiver dropping his pants, i assumed it was roy williams

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[Lordender]

Aqib Talib is keeping it real during the lockout.

Aqib Talib allegedly pulled out a gun while trying to strike Billings. Talib dropped the gun, Billings picked it up and took off running, and Talib’s mother pull out her own gun and fired three shots at Billings. Aqib then allegedly grabbed the gun from his mother and fired two shots of his own.

[Cleverness]

Niggas niggin'

[Chun Liroy]

Niggers.

[Chun Liroy]

GDI.

[Demosthenes11]

this is a frequent happening with me and my mother as well.

[Moss]

To be fair, Billings had it coming

[Rhinox]

Aqib Talib is keeping it real during the lockout.

Aqib Talib allegedly pulled out a gun while trying to strike Billings. Talib dropped the gun, Billings picked it up and took off running, and Talib’s mother pull out her own gun and fired three shots at Billings. Aqib then allegedly grabbed the gun from his mother and fired two shots of his own.

fucking lol Glad no one got hurt but this shit had me rolling for some reason.


I blame Tyler Perry for this shit.

[Rhinox]

Tyler perry presents

http://image.dealoz.co.uk/image/uk/902/36902.jpg

[Dimmauk]

This made me LOL

Busy buying sneakers, Dez Bryant doesn’t pay jewelry bill
The National Football Post 2 hours, 11 minutes ago


When you shop at Foot Locker three times a week, as we learned last week Dez Bryant(notes) does, maybe it’s hard to pay the bills.

At least the ones coming from the jeweler.

Bryant will have to swap quite a few sneakers to make up for the bill he owes a New York jeweler that has sued the Dallas Cowboys wide receiver. According to the Dallas Morning News, Rafaello & Co. has sued Bryant for $246,000 for eight to 10 pieces of diamoned-encrusted jewelry that he ordered more than a year ago after he declared for the NFL draft.

“My client’s counsel in New York has been trying for at least six months to get him to pay,” said Mike Bowers, a lawyer with the firm of Bell Nunnally & Martin in Dallas, who is representing the jeweler. “We still would obviously like to have a satisfactory resolution to this outside of a trial.”

Bryant was not reached for comment. Perhaps he can be found at the NorthPark Center Mall.