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  1. 2011-04-05 15:08 #741
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post
    Can you post the article? Blocked at work.

    Or give a tl;dr version.
    Oh damn, my bad homie. Slipped my mind.

    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    made me lol so hard
    Exactly. Which is why I laugh when I hear that "We would have done better if Romo wasnt hurt". Pfft, they sucked asshole with him in the lineup. God I still love Alex Barron. That play will forever be etched in my heart.
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    Damn, I just seen Bank of America stadium is having a draft party with locker room tours and shit for free. I need to go.
  3. 2011-04-05 15:17 #743
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devolver View Post
    Damn, I just seen Bank of America stadium is having a draft party with locker room tours and shit for free. I need to go.
    Hell yeah. Ive been to those, they are pretty fun.
  4. 2011-04-07 08:08 #744
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    Post of the day:

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...fore-marriage/

    Link title says it all, really.
  5. 2011-04-07 08:20 #745
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Post of the day:

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...fore-marriage/

    Link title says it all, really.
    C'mon son. How is he going to pull that card? lol
  6. 2011-04-07 11:06 #746
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    maybe this is a sign his fiancee is a woman he raped. after all, the bible says that if you are raped as a virgin then you must marry the man.

    makes sense - nobody knew this girl before they announced they were getting married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes11 View Post
    maybe this is a sign his fiancee is a woman he raped. after all, the bible says that if you are raped as a virgin then you must marry the man.

    makes sense - nobody knew this girl before they announced they were getting married.
    loool you're right
  8. 2011-04-07 11:47 #748
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    Dude just needs an easy way to keep his pad empty so he can bring bitches home to rape errr I mean have consensual sex with till he does tie the knot.
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    Big Ben has really turned over a new leaf. He just makes plays.

    He's my MVP so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Big Ben has really turned over a new leaf. He just makes plays.

    He's my MVP so far.
    Most Violent Penetrator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post
    Most Violent Penetrator.
    rofl wow
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    Big Ben only rapes gently.
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    Tenacious D told me years ago that you dont always have to fuck them hard.
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    Dedicated to the Mrs. Rape.




    Edit: Jack Black is god mode. For a company Christmas party back in 2000 a friend of mine bought me a Tenacious D cum rag that had My little pony on it. It was pretty epic, but I have no clue whatever happened to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Dedicated to the Mrs. Rape.




    Edit: Jack Black is god mode. For a company Christmas party back in 2000 a friend of mine bought me a Tenacious D cum rag that had My little pony on it. It was pretty epic, but I have no clue whatever happened to it.
    Saw them at Blizzcon last year. That song is awesome live.
  16. 2011-04-07 13:02 #756
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post
    Most Violent Penetrator.
    Almost choked on my lunch from laughing, thanks.
  17. 2011-04-07 14:33 #757
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melena View Post
    Dude just needs an easy way to keep his pad empty so he can bring bitches home to rape errr I mean have consensual sex with till he does tie the knot
    ...around their wrists and ankles to anchor them to the bed.
  18. 2011-04-11 12:00 #758
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    Maddem cover down to Rodgers, Vick, AD, and HILLIS
  19. 2011-04-11 14:19 #759
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    The most important news of the offseason has dropped today, and it's the best news we'll hear all year.

    Mike Mayock is going to the booth on NFLN. That's right kids, no more fucking collinsworth, Millen, or Theismann....I hope.
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    Video of tom brady crying about his draft day


    many lulz was had

    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=632...goryid=2459789
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