NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Stiker]

So the players will get to workout for like what, a week?

[Mizango]

C'mon, you know the only positions Kentucky can crank out are punters and fat QBs.

The hefty lefty was a beast. I remember his fat ass smashing my Gamecocks with QB "sneaks" and wide load boot legs. Damn son, that dude was fat as shit.

So the players will get to workout for like what, a week?

If that long.

[Stiker]

I'm going to laugh when everything is so restricted that all the players can do is play Madden.

[Mizango]

lol for real.

[Cleverness]

So the players will get to workout for like what, a week?

Best. workout bonus. ever.

I'm going to laugh when everything is so restricted that all the players can do is play Madden.

I'd still watch it, watching people rage at Madden is hilarious. It is second only to Monopoly rage.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm going to laugh when everything is so restricted that all the players can do is play Madden.

Well the way the rules are progressing, might just skip flag football altogether and progress towards madden simulations only.

[Valisk]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/c...vallari-042611

Jay Culter engaged. It won't last though. She'll get fed up with his lack of emotion.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_as...r_football.jpg

[Melena]

He will injure himself the day of the wedding, calling it off then be seen in LA a week later walking around with another girl.

[Rhinox]

Oh yesterday you never disappoint

BEARS

[Valisk]

I forgot you were blowing Jay as he popped... the question so you had first hand knowledge of the events that took place over the weekend but weren't confirmed until the last 18 hours.

[Rhinox]

18 hours.

So yesterday: yesterday

BEARS

[Dimmauk]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/c...vallari-042611

Jay Culter engaged. It won't last though. She'll get fed up with his lack of emotion.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_as...r_football.jpg

She knows turkey necks and not giving a fuck are all symtoms of Type 1 Diabeetus.

[Mertron]

lol

Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has been charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly fondling his server's breast at a Washington hotel.

A grand jury indicted Haynesworth on Tuesday. The waitress' allegations have been reported by the media after the alleged incident in February. If convicted, the 29-year-old Haynesworth faces up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

According to the U.S. attorney's office, the government's evidence shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server's dress and fondled her breast.

i cant think of a funny joke, so i will just lol again

[Dimmauk]

I heard laid on the courtroom floor the whole time and didnt move.

[Kaslo]

That's not how you swipe your card! Silly black people.

[Boyiee]

[Rhinox]

lol



i cant think of a funny joke, so i will just lol again

something something black people something something chicken breast something something

[Cleverness]

Niggas niggin'

[Cleverness]

So wait, does this mean that the Redskins will finally have a way to get out of his terrible contract if he gets convicted? It's like a blessing in disguise.

[Rhinox]

So wait, does this mean that the Redskins will finally have a way to get out of his terrible contract if he gets convicted? It's like a blessing in disguise.

They already paid him the bulk of the contract. Wouldn't accomplish anything.