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    Falling Down in Public

    my ego hurts

    my knees too

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    its a good thing it wasnt in the middle of a street with oncoming traffic both ways and hundreds of people around and i dropped all the crap i was holding or that would have been really embarassing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    its a good thing it wasnt in the middle of a street with oncoming traffic both ways and hundreds of people around and i dropped all the crap i was holding or that would have been really embarassing
    it was all of those things


    Last semester when I was going to take an exam I fell going down a slippery slope and landed in a bit of mud. I played it off all cool by crying and then running away flailing my arms with snot running out of my nose.

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    I tripped once, recovered, and tripped again. Really sucked. I was like ohmigodfalling whew that was cl- DAMNIT

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    In 8th grade I fell on a subway escalator during a trip with my class. Do I need to say more?

    At the age of 17-18, my bf at that time took me rollerskating on my brother's inlines. It went fairly fine, till we were supposed to cross a street. There was a puddle right before the sidewalk started, and a street light. I decided the easiest way to do this would be lean forward, grab the lamp and jump. I followed the steps successfully, but never let go of the lamp and sat right in the middle of the puddle.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I tripped once, recovered, and tripped again. Really sucked. I was like ohmigodfalling whew that was cl- DAMNIT
    holy fuck I did this in middle school once, shit was so dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I tripped once, recovered, and tripped again. Really sucked. I was like ohmigodfalling whew that was cl- DAMNIT
    as an FYI I just assume that you fall and look stupid every single day so you didn't really need to say this

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    COULD BE WORSE

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    Whoa dude are you ok? NO I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!!

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    i am sure footed as a mountain goat except when it comes to going up stairs
    it's like IT KEEPS HAPPENING in reverse

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    now i can't even fucking edit it you fuck i will cut you

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    or maybe i can edit it and make it look like you are retarded

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    first week of college i tripped down the little 5-stairs in front of a building, landed on my feet but my face was like 6 inches from the ground, i swear i was bent as far as i could possibly go

    not only did everyone stop and stare, but my back hurt like a bitch so recovering i just played it cool w/

    "oh dear" and walked speedily away

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    i do not know how many people stopped and stared because i took off like a deer that is no longer fixated by headlights

    after i picked up my shit anyway

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    fuckin nerd

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