my ego hurts
my knees too
my ego hurts
my knees too
its a good thing it wasnt in the middle of a street with oncoming traffic both ways and hundreds of people around and i dropped all the crap i was holding or that would have been really embarassing
I tripped once, recovered, and tripped again. Really sucked. I was like ohmigodfalling whew that was cl- DAMNIT
In 8th grade I fell on a subway escalator during a trip with my class. Do I need to say more?
At the age of 17-18, my bf at that time took me rollerskating on my brother's inlines. It went fairly fine, till we were supposed to cross a street. There was a puddle right before the sidewalk started, and a street light. I decided the easiest way to do this would be lean forward, grab the lamp and jump. I followed the steps successfully, but never let go of the lamp and sat right in the middle of the puddle.
COULD BE WORSE
Whoa dude are you ok? NO I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!!
i am sure footed as a mountain goat except when it comes to going up stairs
it's like IT KEEPS HAPPENING in reverse
now i can't even fucking edit it you fuck i will cut you
or maybe i can edit it and make it look like you are retarded
first week of college i tripped down the little 5-stairs in front of a building, landed on my feet but my face was like 6 inches from the ground, i swear i was bent as far as i could possibly go
not only did everyone stop and stare, but my back hurt like a bitch so recovering i just played it cool w/
"oh dear" and walked speedily away
i do not know how many people stopped and stared because i took off like a deer that is no longer fixated by headlights
after i picked up my shit anyway
fuckin nerd