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    Hey Jews

    So I am doing a group project where we have to take a "cultural plunge" and experience another culture that we know little about. Teammates want to go to a Jewish temple, so I was like "alright", but I don't know the difference between these two services:

    8:30 a.m. Torah Study Leader: Rabbi Berk
    10:00 a.m. Shabbat Lay Led Service


    Which one are we supposed to go to?

    Also any advice since we not just have to watch the service but talk to people there and ask them about Jewish life, anything we should say or do to not insult anyone there?

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    Ask them about their oppressive nazi overlords and take a portable oven.

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    I admit though I lol'd

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    Torah Study is self-explanatory.

    Lay led I'm not sure, but:

    http://www.sjccba.org/layled.htm

    Through a google search. The only memory I have of synogogue was two years ago for my brother's bar mitzvah, which was after the normal services. Guys read in Hebrew for a while from the Old Testament, then there's a service in English not unlike a church service. The one I went to was very informal, and there were people openly challenging the rabbi and walking around. If they take out the Torah that's a big to-do as well.

    Also if your group has men you won't be able to sit with them.

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    Talk to the rabbi before it starts and see if you can speak afterwards, most are very open about teaching people and answering any questions you have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Go to the Shabbat service, ask them about how long Jews have lived in the area. Also sports, particularly baseball or basketball.
    So, Sandy Koufax was a great guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Torah Study is self-explanatory.

    Lay led I'm not sure, but:

    http://www.sjccba.org/layled.htm

    Through a google search. The only memory I have of synogogue was two years ago for my brother's bar mitzvah, which was after the normal services. Guys read in Hebrew for a while from the Old Testament, then there's a service in English not unlike a church service. The one I went to was very informal, and there were people openly challenging the rabbi and walking around. If they take out the Torah that's a big to-do as well.

    Also if your group has men you won't be able to sit with them.
    kk thanks! luckily group is all women. Are there certain sides we're supposed to sit at or just not near other men?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Go to the Shabbat service, ask them about how long Jews have lived in the area. Also sports, particularly baseball or basketball.
    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Talk to the rabbi before it starts and see if you can speak afterwards, most are very open about teaching people and answering any questions you have.
    thanks guys good info!

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    ask why they hate palestinians so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Also if your group has men you won't be able to sit with them.
    Finally religion does something right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    ask why they hate palestinians so much
    Fucking lol.

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    SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS

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    I actually thought it would be cool to go to a bar mitzvah, but I doubt that's something we could just "show up" to see lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS
    Shut the fuck up, Qalbert

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    as a women you should respect their religion and learn in silence while you are there

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    why would you ever try to associate yourself with jews

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    why would you ever try to associate yourself with jews
    I want to pass the class.


    My vote was to go to china town in LA and talk with people there, and get some good food while we're at it. But they weren't up for it.

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    so you are saying that your group has ranked the chinese as a worse culture than the jews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    Shut the fuck up, Qalbert
    why you gotta hurt me, bro?

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