Hey Jews

[solanis]

are you going to a reform, conservative, or orthodox temple ksandra? cause it'll make a huge difference

[Conrad]

That's true

[Blarg]

don't go to orthodox

[solanis]

are you jewish skirkle

[solanis]

or is this like how you give a snickers to the crazy guy at work so he doesn't shoot you when shit hits the fan

[Blarg]

skirkle has talked about how bad he was at sports in school so I'm 90% sure he is actually jewish

[Qalbert]

or is this like how you give a snickers to the crazy guy at work so he doesn't shoot you when shit hits the fan

terrible

[solanis]

terrible

look, he was good back in the day

you can't even deny it

[Conrad]

Raised as a Reform, celebrated only the big holidays though (Passover, high holies, & Chanukah) and just learned about the rest. My younger brother went to Chabad and got a bar mitzvah, whereas I got bored with Judaism and religion in general early on and just became an Atheist. Still attend seders and shit, though mostly out of obligation from the rest of my family.

[solanis]

Raised as a Reform, celebrated only the big holidays though (Passover, high holies, & Chanukah) and just learned about the rest. My younger brother went to Chabad and got a bar mitzvah, whereas I got bored with Judaism and religion in general early on and just became an Atheist. Still attend seders and shit, though mostly out of obligation from the rest of my family.

I'm reform too, idk what it is about the reform movement but it sure raised a lot of us to be generally apathetic about religion, yet respect the cultural aspect of it lol

[Blarg]

if you are jewish why did you spell Hanukkah so strangely

[Conrad]

I'm reform too, idk what it is about the reform movement but it sure raised a lot of us to be generally apathetic about religion, yet respect the cultural aspect of it lol

Liberal bias

[solanis]

Liberal bias

my mom's big on the torah study though, but she's israeli

[Conrad]

Purely out of curiosity and not meant to be offensive or mean, Zealot: is your synagogue attendance because you like to go, or because it will help your political aspirations?

[Conrad]

I ask because it would assuredly be the latter for me, assuming my own aspirations felt like more than just a pipe dream.

[Blarg]

a politician pretending to be more religious than he may be? what are you smoking

[Qalbert]

are you worried that your shitty comics will affect your bid for office?

[Qalbert]

you should be

[Blarg]

are you worried that your shitty comics will affect your bid for office?

man you are dumb aren't you. his comics are for his 'humble beginnings' story where he talks about the hard life he has had

[Sera]

go to the temple with the guys who have crazy long sideburns and floppy hats