Breaking up with someone

**AoE** · 2011-02-21 13:21

You sound kinda like a wimp dude. /blamethevictimpost.

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-02-21 13:55

Originally Posted by Zoolander

lol @ the shoe rule. how old are you guys? I guess this is what I have to look forward to once I leave the college environment? fantastic.

Bitches with "rules" like that don't get my dick. I slay by the dozens and my shoes aren't what girls are focused on.

Protip: If she has a moment to consider your shoes, your balls are already in her purse. You have to overwhelm bitches with humor and virile masculinity - if she's looking down towards your feet and doesn't become fixated on the bulge in your pants, it's already game over.

**Yugl** · 2011-02-21 14:05

You should put it in the form of a question. What does our relationship have in common with Mubarak's regime?

**Headspace** · 2011-02-21 14:07

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...break-up-lines

**Shibo** · 2011-02-21 14:19

I had a similar situation with a chick I dated like 2 or 3 years ago. She kind of gradually became a bitch about everything like in your situation. I let it ride out to long though and it ended up being mutual as she could tell how fucking unhappy I was with her after trying to make it work for to long.

On the plus side though, don't be scared to ask / try anything sexually. I convinced her into a threesome with her best friend like a week or two before we broke up. Kind of all worth it lol.

**wyrmtung** · 2011-02-21 14:40

Agreed with this guy being a push over. This girl is testing his limits but he keeps raising them higher and higher. The guy needs to man up and say enough is enough.

**Seanr** · 2011-02-21 14:41

I don't really break up with girls, i just let them get sick of me and leave, So I don't feel bad. The problem is right now... I have about 5~ girls i need to break up with right now.

**Fievel** · 2011-02-21 14:43

Originally Posted by Seanr

I don't really break up with girls, i just let them get sick of me and leave, So I don't feel bad. The problem is right now... I have about 5~ girls i need to break up with right now.

lol, well played.

**Qalbert** · 2011-02-21 14:54

Make 'dates' with all of them at the same time. Walk in enough to be seen, wave, walk out. Problem takes care of itself.

**Aristio** · 2011-02-21 15:09

Originally Posted by shidobu

<_< iv never heard this... enlighten me please

It feels like someone is keeping a concentration draft of wind on your penis.

**Seanr** · 2011-02-21 15:15

Originally Posted by Fievel

lol, well played.

I was actually serious, I'm fucking about 4 girls regularly right now. 2 of which know about the others. I just hate having "that" conversation

**Heavencloud** · 2011-02-21 15:15

OP really needs to deliver pictures, otherwise no true advice can be given. Saying she's hot does not make it so without proof.

**Valisk** · 2011-02-21 15:21

She's not hot. Check his last relationship thread where he said a chick was "super cute" and she was average at best.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2011-02-21 15:22

Originally Posted by Zoolander

lol @ the shoe rule. how old are you guys? I guess this is what I have to look forward to once I leave the college environment? fantastic.

I mean, once I leave a school environment I'll be fine, I take care of my shoes just not the shit I wear day to day on campus. And bitches make enough complementary comments on my attire otherwise so I'm not TOO worried about my footwear hurting things lol

**Acturus** · 2011-02-21 15:26

What the hell is the "shoe rule" as it pertains to pussy?

The only shoe rule I remember was the whole "hey, if you're going to get shitfaced and pass out, then take off your shoes first, so people don't mess with you."

**Gekii** · 2011-02-21 15:35

Originally Posted by kisada

tongue scraper in the morning the world would be a much better place.

id hi5 you through the internet if i could, & to denchi i dunno braj but i wish you well in your trial

**antihero** · 2011-02-21 15:36

Originally Posted by OP

Originally Posted by AoE

You sound kinda like a wimp dude. /blamethevictimpost.

http://i52.tinypic.com/v8239d.jpg

**Heavencloud** · 2011-02-21 16:07

Originally Posted by Valisk

She's not hot. Check his last relationship thread where he said a chick was "super cute" and she was average at best.

Just made the connection that this is the same guy. OP needs to get his shit together, 2 relationship threads in less then 3 months? Good god. Although I'm ok with it, if he delivers pics, cause that makes it that much more entertaining.

netz · 2011-02-21 17:19

Originally Posted by Atreides

god, straight dating seems so complicated and horrible

Neither he nor the chick he's trying to dump are honest or forthcoming with expectations and desires, so it shouldn't be a huge surprise that he's having difficulty with this.

**Silviya** · 2011-02-21 20:23

There are plenty of other people in the world that are more then happy to put you down and make your life shitty. You don't need/want the person you're dating to be one of those people. Granted there is a difference between someone giving you constructive criticism and someone just criticizing you. Apparently, you feel like her criticism is no longer (never was?) constructive. If that's the case just let her know that you don't enjoy it and you're not interested in continuing to date her if she's going to keep doing it. The rest of the conversation will go off of how she responds to that.

I'll also second being completely honest. Not only with her but yourself.

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