Fucking Psycho women.

[Djghost454]

So... Tonight. I was hanging out at the bar, fine ass chick a few seats down. Tall, Skinny, Dark hair, Sexy face, nice tits and ass. I scoot down start talking to her. End up talking all night, having a good time. She invites me to come over to her house and handcuff her to the bed.

We are about to leave, and she says hold on, and walks over to another sexy ass chick, and starts trying to convince her to come have a 3some.

So at this point, I'm expecting a REALLY fucking good night, untill the other girl turns her down. I walk over to her, wrap my arm around her, tell her it's time to go and turn to walk out the door. Right about this time I feel something on my chest and look down.

Crazy fucking whore had a knife pressed to my fucking chest. All kinds of shit goes down, I take the knife, and her keys cuz she was shitfaced drunk, and still offer to take the crazy bitch home.

Whole fucking ride home she's crying about how she finally meets a nice guy, and people conspire against her to fuck it all up, she just had her kid taken away, she didn't mean to hurt me, the knife wasn't pulled on me but somebody else, all kinds of crazy bullshit.

So, I park her car in her driveway, get out, and walk back to the bar.

Worst part... I'm pretty sure that would have been the best fuck of my life. But I don't wanna end up like john bobbet @ the end.

[Demosthenes11]

wait a second, this isn't my livejournal bookmark

[AidenCarby]

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...4c5da7a440.jpg

[Kytele]

My forum title is tingling.

[Tonko]

Hmmmm
Never had a guy pull a knife on me.
You should give guys a try. Knife free since 1996!

[Correction]

Don't know why people are jumping on the OP's nuts. Brill weave does this every time sex hurts him.

[Djghost454]

I'm actually laughing about it. I seem to have a built in psycho magnet or something.

[Cantih]

Hmmmm
Never had a guy pull a knife on me.
You should give guys a try. Knife free since 1996!

Ya see, now everybody wants to know what happened in '96.

[zeal5050]

Bitches be crazy. Sounds like you could benifet from some Systema.

[AidenCarby]

Don't know why people are jumping on the OP's nuts. Brill weave does this every time sex hurts him.

Brill Weave is entertaining and you know it, good sir.

[Demosthenes11]

Don't know why people are jumping on the OP's nuts. Brill weave does this every time sex hurts him.

brill tells tales and stories, not summaries

[jimbobsonofgod]

Well you know what they say "better to have loved and lost(your dick) then never to have loved at all."

[JigglyJam]

shouldn't have been trying to get laid in a war zone

[Tonko]

Ya see, now everybody wants to know what happened in '96.

First time I fucked a guy <grin>

Well you know what they say "better to have loved and lost(your dick) then never to have loved at all."

No... I don't think that's quite what that saying means.

[Djghost454]

Turns out my friend had a run in w/ her as well. His only words of advice... Run

He linked me to her Facebook... So here's what she looks like.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...crazybitch.jpg

[AidenCarby]

Not sure if want.

[Djghost454]

Shitty pic, she looked better in person.

[Demosthenes11]

leroy makes better posts in spam than this

[Guyverarmor]

hell, with enough alcohol, almost any woman can look good... notice I say "Almost"... there are some that no matter, you can say

THE GOGGLES, THE DO NOTHING!

[Cantih]

First time I fucked a guy <grin>

Oh, sounded like something else.
Nevermind.