Just, you know, reverse the genders.
she looks like the type that will cut off your penis and shove it in your eye socket.
SHES HOLDING A PISTOL!
I would have fucked her anyway
bitches with kids, no thanks.
Oh goodness, another Florida story.
What the.
Can we have a fucking livejournal section of general to move boring as fuck stories to?
late to the game but :
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unattractive
Should have fucked her, pussy.
The Vicki Mendoza diagonal.
Which is quite often as we're failing spectacularly at conceiving stillDon't know why people are jumping on the OP's nuts. Brill weave does this every time sex hurts him.I have the dreaded low sperm count.
Haha, at the rate these threads are going, BG should get an Advice/Relationship section. I'm relatively certain all women are crazy in some aspect, just find the one that is crazy in a way you can deal with best.