Strange I really expected a thread like this to pop up but I was sure it would have been authored by Tyche and be about him meeting up with that youtube chick.
Spoiler: show
That might be one of the gayest things I've ever seen.
Bitch pulls a knife and you take her home? Would have fucked her and let her sleep there alone if you wanted it that bad.
No way would I ever stay with a chick who put a fucking knife to my chest. I don't give a shit how hot she was.
Worst part is she wasn't even hot D:
So... bitch pulls a knife and you drive her home but don't fuck? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DRIVE HER HOME
Edit: I don't capitalize because I think you're dumb, I capitalize because honestly why the fuck did you drive her home, I don't get it
Wow
This is why you don't fuck around with hand cuffs, one night stands and strangers without signing a disclaimer first at a pre-arranged play party..
No seriously, good to see you are safe and not hurt or in jail. Be careful next time.
Um, if this thread was a joke and not a real story, then lol nevermind my public service announcement..
he said he was drunk, since when does it matter if you are wasted? a 5 is a 10 hammered
Even if I'm wasted I still have standards
Take Daak for example, as much as he likes to dick ride me, follow my posts, and pretend that he knows things about me...I still wouldn't fuck him wasted because of standards.