Fucking Psycho women.

[Tagus]

I've only known two people who have been stabbed irl... one was in 'nam and got attacked by a North Vietnamese spy working in the mess hall as a cook (which I questioned at first, until the guy told the story repeatedly over several years and the details never changed), the other was "recruited" at age 14 into the army of Honduras and somehow managed to get himself into a knife fight. The details seem sketchy, but sometimes he asks me at work in broken english in a creepy kind of relaxed way, "you mean you never been in knife fight?" He's got some wicked-ass scars, so it seems legit. Drunk-chick-in-a-bar-pulled-a-knife type stories always sound kinda like crap, but I guess you never know?

[Titanss]

Take Daak for example, as much as he likes to dick ride me, follow my posts, and pretend that he knows things about me...I still wouldn't fuck him wasted because of standards.

maybe you should i heard he's a pimp

[Dense]

So... Tonight. I was hanging out at the bar, fine ass chick a few seats down. Tall, Skinny, Dark hair, Sexy face, nice tits and ass. I scoot down start talking to her. End up talking all night, having a good time. She invites me to come over to her house and handcuff her to the bed.

We are about to leave, and she says hold on, and walks over to another sexy ass chick, and starts trying to convince her to come have a 3some.

So at this point, I'm expecting a REALLY fucking good night, untill the other girl turns her down. I walk over to her, wrap my arm around her, tell her it's time to go and turn to walk out the door. Right about this time I feel something on my chest and look down.

Crazy fucking whore had a knife pressed to my fucking chest. All kinds of shit goes down, I take the knife, and her keys cuz she was shitfaced drunk, and still offer to take the crazy bitch home.

Whole fucking ride home she's crying about how she finally meets a nice guy, and people conspire against her to fuck it all up, she just had her kid taken away, she didn't mean to hurt me, the knife wasn't pulled on me but somebody else, all kinds of crazy bullshit.

So, I park her car in her driveway, get out, and walk back to the bar.

Worst part... I'm pretty sure that would have been the best fuck of my life. But I don't wanna end up like john bobbet @ the end.

[Fitch.]

Epic, lol.I don't know though, the whole dominance with the knife thing is kind of hot. Prolly shoulda gone for it.

[Melena]

I don't know, ever see the new music video with Slash & Fergie. Crazy bitches are crazy and scary!

[isladar]

See, I've been thinking for awhile of starting like a "Dear Auntie" thread here in GD to take care of all the terrible relationship threads. I guess this thread isn't necessarily about relationships but it is terrible which is why the idea came back to mind.

[Melena]

Wouldn't your typical response be suck it up and grow a pair though? Though if you changed your avatar or sig to include some old granny lady it may work.

[isladar]

That's the typical response to every terribad relationship thread; this would just keep it all in one place.

[D44kpunk]

Take Daak for example, as much as he likes to dick ride me, follow my posts, and pretend that he knows things about me...I still wouldn't fuck him wasted because of standards.

sure qt

[bechyni]

ok maybe i would <3

[EckoGecko]

Should have pulled your dick out and stabbed her with it....