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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    I dont know! Ask a mod
    Why don't you PM Kuno for me. Seem to be good at running to the mods when you want something.

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    For the record if BJ's weren't working, I don't think a HJ would. Maybe a ZJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Why don't you PM Kuno for me. Seem to be good at running to the mods when you want something.
    I didn't PM anyone. Actually idk if I've ever PMed a mod, come to think of it

    That isnt to say I wasn't a fan of kuno's recent work, but sadly I cannot take credit for the assist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    For the record if BJ's weren't working, I don't think a HJ would. Maybe a ZJ.
    Some guys like the hjs! Hard to bj
    while you're driving a car

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    Hard to pull over? I dunno. Fuck that. If a guy says he'd rather have a HJ than a BJ from you he's a fucking liar or you give horrible head. If I wanted HJ's I'd just wank off and not have to put up with the annoying as shit bitches make you put up with.

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    Gotta change it up brah. Sometimes, a hj is definite god tier.

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    You on some shit son.

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    I know other's around here take your word for gospel, but that some straight bullshit you are talking now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    I know other's around here take your word for gospel, but that some straight bullshit you are talking now.
    Too much of a good thing? I mean I can fucking sit at an oyster bar and eat 30 bucks worth of oysters and crabs easily, would I do it every day? Nah, out of fear id grow tired of my favorite food. But I see where youre coming from, most folks out here have bitches that just don't go down and never got a bj until they were 25.

    Both are foreign to me, so can only talk from my pov. Plus Im working under the assumption that you arent just like you know, sitting there staring at the ceiling while you get a hj? Don't know about yall but I don't sit idle while I get one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Gotta change it up brah. Sometimes, a hj is definite god tier.
    Yeah for real. Sometimes a BJ is not possible or called for but a HJ is perfect for the circumstance. Fuck pulling over, also.

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    And to be fair I've never had a guy ask me for a HJ instead of a BJ... But sometimes you know "now ain't the time" etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Too much of a good thing? I mean I can fucking sit at an oyster bar and eat 30 bucks worth of oysters and crabs easily, would I do it every day? Nah, out of fear id grow tired of my favorite food. But I see where youre coming from, most folks out here have bitches that just don't go down and never got a bj until they were 25.

    Both are foreign to me, so can only talk from my pov. Plus Im working under the assumption that you arent just like you know, sitting there staring at the ceiling while you get a hj? Don't know about yall but I don't sit idle while I get one.
    Eh... I still ain't feeling it. Hand Job is about the last thing I want from a woman. Why put up with all the bitchiness, talking about stupid shit etc... for hours for a damn HJ. I understand you trying to lay down some good quotes and wisdom, but just can not cosign here on this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Eh... I still ain't feeling it. Hand Job is about the last thing I want from a woman. Why put up with all the bitchiness, talking about stupid shit etc... for hours for a damn HJ. I understand you trying to lay down some good quotes and wisdom, but just can not cosign here on this one.
    HJ is never an opt instead of something else sort of thing, it's just a why not option in a situation where the others arent viable. It should not detract from you getting something better at another time. I don't think this is a matter of "instead", which I don't think anyone would really disagree with but hey if the viability of other options is not really there and you're still getting a nut off, why not.

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    Just can't envision a situation where it would be that much work to go from HJ to BJ, other than the driving example, but still just pull over, switch seats, idk. This is all really more than I wanted to make out of a silly comment, but you know how it goes.

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    I'm saying, BJ just isn't always feasible. Honestly if you're getting attention paid to your dick and you're complaining about what KIND of attention, fuck you nigga I'll just go do something else. Anything else. Have fun giving yourself that HJ.

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    Well if I'm having to put up with your annoying ass for a HJ, I would love for you to go do something else.

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    So I can go find a girl willing to treat this dick right.

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