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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I've never met an autistic kid, but i hear that they create a powerful urge to punch them.
    Cool story bro: I had a kid with assburgers in a few of my Honors and AP classes in high school, and normal teachers definitely weren't equipped to deal with him. He'd just randomly start yelling out shit that had remotely anything to do with what was being taught, and would just not stop until he wanted to. My most vivid memory is him talking about dragons for about ten minutes (in English class, for some reason) while the teacher just stood there in disbelief. In mid-sentence, describing something about Chinese water dragons, the teacher just cut him off and calmly said "Shut the fuck up, tubby." The kid was silent the rest of the week.

    tl;dr Lots of teachers don't like autistic kids.

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    I know it's bad and going to hell, etc. but those are some awesome stories.

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    I used to teach autistic kids, junior high. One of their big problems is taking everything really literally.
    We were doing sports with the kids, and they were to try long jump. The gym teacher gave them very thorough instructions, his last words were "Remember to fall forward and don't put your hands down!"
    The kid jumped beautifully, landed, looked at us, we were nodding in agreement, he then stretched out his arms sideways and fell forward.

    I loved teaching them, even though they could be rather violant when in distress. I was pinched, beaten, I even got my hair cut off with a pen sharpener. Never felt the desire to duct tape them.

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    Apparently, you need people with assburger class patience to deal with autistics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    That's some fucked up shit, BUT for this teachers case:

    Teachers are (or are supposed to be) trained on how to "tackle a student." basically in how to get the kid to the ground with their arms behind their back without injury.
    Never in my life heard of or seen a teacher get anything remotely close to this, and literally every single female my large circle of friends minus one guy's wife is a teacher(including my g/f), and 2 of the guys are as well. Maybe it's just a CA thing.

    And yeah, I've seen some pretty rough shit regarding handling autistic students, several of them would be perfectly normal a large percentage of the time, then you make one wrong move and they completely flip the fuck out. The thing with the blind kid idk about, but losing your patience with an autistic kid I could definitely see happening.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    Never in my life heard of or seen a teacher get anything remotely close to this, and literally every single female my large circle of friends minus one guy's wife is a teacher(including my g/f), and 2 of the guys are as well. Maybe it's just a CA thing.

    And yeah, I've seen some pretty rough shit regarding handling autistic students, several of them would be perfectly normal a large percentage of the time, then you make one wrong move and they completely flip the fuck out. The thing with the blind kid idk about, but losing your patience with an autistic kid I could definitely see happening.
    naw, I was taught about it in CT too so not just CA. It's not something old though. This kind of requirement started spreading I'd say sometime after Columbine. It's become pretty popular though so if you know teachers that don't have it, they should be requesting it. Even my mom who is over 60 now knows how to do it. (her school started about 5 years ago.)

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    I told my g/f to just taze them

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    My favorite is the parents who think they can cure Autism with Chelation Therapy. For those who don't know, it's basically a system where you create your own capsules of drugs for your kids that are designed to remove heavy metals from their blood, and it kind of follows up upon the idea that vaccinations cause Autism and you can cure it. There's different drug set-ups for different metal poisonings, and my sister-in-law is always trying to convince me her kids are getting better from it... then we go out to dinner and I sit next to one of their kids, and get stabbed with a fucking butter knife like 40 times before our food even gets there. I just want to be like THE SHIT DOES NOT WORK YOUR CHILD IS STABBING ME REPEATEDLY LET'S SWITCH SEATS

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    I had several people with asperger's in my high school classes. They ranged from mildly amusing to ridiculously disruptive and infuriating. Honestly, I think they should definitely be separated from normal kids, even if some people view that as harsh. No one wants to deal with that shit, and it negatively impacts everyone else in the class because they're a distraction.

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    why are retarded people even allowed to live? deer let their retarded offspring die, so do many other species

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    The Spartans, the most manliest nation that ever lived, got rid of their weak and stupid.

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    preserving manliness is most important

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    in russia, doctors killed children born with retardation. Told parents kid died from birth complications.

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    Retardation is a birth complication. To real men.

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    seriously fuck those useless eaters... an entire family of healthy germans can live for one day on the same 5.50 Reichsmarks it costs to support one retarded for the same amount of time.

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    Us allowing these people to live is just part of the pussification of men.

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    Say what you want about the Nazis, but if they had won, there would be a lot less teachers getting fired for duct taping autistic kids than we have in America today.

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    And coaches wouldn't get shit for just tapping pussy kids.

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    like the good old days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tagus View Post
    Say what you want about the Nazis, but if they had won, there would be a lot less teachers getting fired for duct taping autistic kids than we have in America today.
    Big part of why they get fired is because of jew lawyers threatening to sue school districts. That wouldn't be happening under the Reich either.

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