god damn. knock up a bitch and don't pay child support, then you have satisfied every black stereotype
god damn. knock up a bitch and don't pay child support, then you have satisfied every black stereotype
lmfao that first pic looks like it was taken at mcdonalds
CS aren't you a full time student? If you are your college should have some sort of health clinic for students that you can use for free. I know both of the colleges I attended did. Might be worth looking into if you haven't yet.
I got hit by a car once, but at least I walked to my gf's for some sympathy sex before I got some food
If it's swollen, Ibuprofen is your best bet since it's an anti inflammatory. 4x200mg at a time is probably what you want. If you get the NON Advil brand you should get them super cheap at any grocery store.
Are you fucking accident prone?
Just buy some Naproxen. Fuck sake. I'm starting to wonder if you're just trolling.
I always think my life is bad. Then I come on the BG boards and see at least there's one person a whole lot worse off than me.
Well, this is my third bicycle/car collision
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...91f5d82877.jpg
Those two come from a wreck I was involved in around 2004, though that pic is only a couple years old. Scars, etc.
Man. What the fuck, dude...
Well that one I was just being a dumbass. Was holding onto the side of my friend's car. We were going about 45 mph. I hit the front break when my foot slipped, went over the front and hit the car in the other lane. Lol the front scar healed on its own, the back one needed some stitches, shit was peeled back like a fillet and the people at the scene said they could see my skull and thought I was dead.
^ delivers.
Lol funny thing is I was doing the same trick the next day w/ the stitches in my head.
Edit: Most fuckin boss part of this recent accident was I had my laptop in my bookbag and it made it through w/o as much as a scratch on it.
Every time I feel depressed about some shit I go read a CS thread, and look into a mirror and feel better.
Should seriously start a donation thread to get this nigga a fucking cast + hooptie...
Just go to your community health centre and throw yourself at the mercy of some med student. Seriously they ain't gonna throw your ass out.
Also:
http://frontpagemag.com/wp-content/u.../ObamaCare.PNG
lol... also, you should stop at the library and pick up a book to read while you wait:
http://www.amazon.com/Complications-.../dp/0312421702
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lol, people telling me they think my leg is broken since it's still swollen/bruised after 6 days @.@. I've never broken a bone before, so I don't know what it feels like, but I always imagined it'd hurt worse than this. I mean the shit hurts but if it were broken, I'd imagine not even being able to walk.
Edit: doesn't look too bad to me atm, was a lot worse 6 days ago
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2473104_n.jpg
So... over/under on CS asking about how to amputate a leg in ~2 weeks once its infected?