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    Less Masturbation = More Energy? Or Unrelated Coincidence?

    I usually jack off once a day, but lately I've only been doing it once every few days and now I've actually been doing homework and studying and I started doing some sit ups and I think I'm going to start using this exercise bike we have after I buy a gel set for it so it doesn't feel like my tailbone is going to break.

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    I think it's very likely that this change in attitude might be due to me finding out how much weight I've gained while I've lived here.

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    Correct answer is masturbate while you're exercising.

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    Is that you in your avatar are you a real girl you look like you could jerk me off pretty good what are you waiting for

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    It's not unrelated but it's definitely not a causal relationship as implied.

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    It's more than likely you're masturbating less because of everything else you're doing.

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    uhh #'s, it's pretty clear jesus has blessed him with energy because he stopped spilling his seed so much

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    jacking off actually gives me more energy

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    Did anyone else think of the sex and the city episode where the blonde whorish one wanted to fuck some guy or am I the biggest faggot here since ansem's gone?

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    hmmmmph maybe ill loosen a few loads in your mother instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    hmmmmph maybe ill loosen a few loads in your mother instead
    http://images.bluegartr.com/customav...ar43834_70.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    It seems unlikely that would be as effective.
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    Yeah, pumping my dick or getting it pumped is a major power up. I'm Super Saiyan for the first few seconds after the blast... if you're losing energy I don't know what's up with you man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    I usually jack off once a day, but lately I've only been doing it once every few days and now I've actually been doing homework and studying and I started doing some sit ups and I think I'm going to start using this exercise bike we have after I buy a gel set for it so it doesn't feel like my tailbone is going to break.
    Hell, you even talk full of energy. Take a breath and try a fullstop lol.

    I think it's because people normally masturbate when theres nothing else to do, its an easy option to fill time. So it just happens that you're doing other things in its place. That's what I find anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    Did anyone else think of the sex and the city episode where the blonde whorish one wanted to fuck some guy or am I the biggest faggot here since ansem's gone?
    Ansem's gone? I did not know this

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