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Going to the ER was a good idea. When it comes to balls, it's not really the type of thing you should wait out and see what happens. Every time mine has even the slightest itch I make sure they're okay. It's pretty much the most important part of my body. If I had to choose between my lungs and my- well, you get the point.
Plus, if it is torsion (I don't know how likely that is though) then the only way to save it is to go to a doctor asap anyways.
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2011-03-04 08:36 #21Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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2011-03-04 08:40 #22Ridill Ninja Lotter
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I was at a lecture about why Intelligent Design is bullshit; Male Balls were the first example. If someone intelligent designed men they wouldn't make the most important part of the male anatomy so vulnerable or require that sperm be produced at a temp diff from the body.
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2011-03-04 09:20 #23Professional Pixel Pusher
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2011-03-04 09:52 #24
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Do not want. But, please keep us updated, as this has piqued our interests collectively.
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2011-03-04 10:12 #25Caesar Salad
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About the only medical thread that has resulted in the correct thing being done, go to the fucking doctor!
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2011-03-04 11:33 #26United States of Smash!
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Did Wop just ask for pics of the op's balls?
Also ER, good idea. Don't fuck around with balls.
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2011-03-04 11:36 #27Banned.
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CS always post pics for us to examine; his latest being a bloodied forehead.
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2011-03-04 11:43 #28Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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Gay.
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2011-03-04 12:33 #29United States of Smash!
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Co-signing.
Originally Posted by Woozie
Though I can't say I am surprised.
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2011-03-04 13:27 #30E. Body
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I've thought about this before and I'm always left blown away that sensitive balls dangling outside of the body was the system that won out over the course of evolution in (all? most? now im curious, idk for sure) male mammals. Originally Posted by ZarakiKujata
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2011-03-04 13:30 #31Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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I think dangling balls disproves every single theory of why we're here. The only legit explanation is that we don't exist, because nothing else makes any sense.
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2011-03-04 13:41 #32United States of Smash!
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If I could control evolution I would have bony plates down there to protect me. I would be like a fucking turtle but with my balls. Where is my hard protective shell dammit?
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2011-03-04 13:57 #33Professional Pixel Pusher
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Originally Posted by Woozie
God is clearly a woman.
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2011-03-04 14:08 #34Sandworm Swallows
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All the women on their periods beg to differ. Originally Posted by Vandalhart
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2011-03-04 14:12 #35St. Fiat
THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
HAS PASSED
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The mouth is an even better example of horrible design. We eat, drink, talk, and breathe through the same hole. Who the fuck would design that?
The eye is a close second.
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2011-03-04 14:16 #36
When I was 16 I woke up one morning to massive ball pain. After about 5 mins of waiting, it didn't go away. I went into my moms room, she was busy on the phone and wouldn't answer me so I ended up flashing her my balls and the look on her face was priceless. My left testicle was twisted and was fucking massive. It looked like a Chicken egg beside a grape.
That was one of the most painful things I've had happen to me. We made it to the ER just in time for it to be saved. The doctor said had I waited any longer I'd have lost the the testicle.
The recovery was a bitch and my friends nicknamed me "Lefty the Penguin".
Ball pain is no joke man.
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2011-03-04 14:35 #37If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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Man you have the worst luck in life don't you, Myrrh.
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2011-03-04 14:37 #38
You have no idea. lol
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2011-03-04 14:37 #39If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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I will never complain about life again, goddamn.
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2011-03-04 14:49 #40I'm not safe on my island
Nikkei will still get me.
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Is there anything not wrong with you? Originally Posted by Myrrh_Quetz
