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  1. 2011-03-04 15:07 #41
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    Well, I'd say I haven't died but I have, twice so lol
  2. 2011-03-04 15:16 #42
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    So you're a zombie.
  3. 2011-03-04 15:19 #43
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    Dangling balls make more sense when you realize that most mammals naturally have about a 4:1 sex ratio by maturity.

    Anyway, probably kidney stones or something. I don't think your balls can just spontaneously twist. It takes some force. Not worth risking, though.
  4. 2011-03-04 15:24 #44
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    Yea, not that dangling testes look unappealing, but they sure are vunerable.

    NO ME GUSTA
  5. 2011-03-04 15:24 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    The mouth is an even better example of horrible design. We eat, drink, talk, and breathe through the same hole. Who the fuck would design that?

    The eye is a close second.
    Pussy next to the asshole? I think NDT and Dawkins referred to it as a "palace, next to a sewage dump"? Saying that even our worst engineers today would be smart enough to not do this, for many reasons.

    It was at Beyond belief '09, iirc.
  6. 2011-03-04 15:25 #46
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    Pussy next to the urethra, next to the asshole.
  7. 2011-03-04 15:26 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Is there anything not wrong with you?
    Also this.

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    Pussy next to the urethra, next to the asshole.
    Balls deep
  8. 2011-03-04 16:52 #48
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    sonogram -> torsion. Explained pain, on top of torsion he thought i may have had an infection in my epididymis which may have gone into my kidney somehow so i have antibiotics also.


    I gotta say i knew getting fondled by a man in a white coat would be awkward, but still... i feel a little off, at least my balls are safe for now.
  9. 2011-03-04 17:00 #49
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    Unexciting.
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    How exactly does one manage to get their testicles twisted? I mean, when not done on purpose.
  11. 2011-03-04 17:37 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    How exactly does one manage to get their testicles twisted? I mean, when not done on purpose.
    Well I would assume that if one managed to get their panties in a bunch it would twist up the testicles. The internet is a dangerous place people! Don't take it too seriously and argue with trolls, for the sake of your balls.
  12. 2011-03-04 17:37 #52
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    get to know what your balls feel like when they are normally oriented (your hand should be able to feel the difference) and just untwist it that way. If you twist it back the right way (clockwise vs CCW) you should feel relief but if you go the opposite way it should feel tighter so just twist the other way. Swelling should go down in a few mins
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    I had this happen in high school like 8 years ago. I woke up one Saturday, felt great, rolled over and OMG THE PAIN.

    The most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my life. It turns out one of them (rightie) somehow completely twisted around when I rolled over. The urologist then was kind enough to draw a picture of my penis for my mother and diagram what happened.....
  14. 2011-03-04 20:51 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetruepandagod View Post
    sonogram -> torsion. Explained pain, on top of torsion he thought i may have had an infection in my epididymis which may have gone into my kidney somehow so i have antibiotics also.


    I gotta say i knew getting fondled by a man in a white coat would be awkward, but still... i feel a little off, at least my balls are safe for now.
    Epididymitis is fun...just hope it doesn't turn chronic or start turn into something worse

    Doctors still have no idea what is wrong with me
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    A friend twisted one of his nuts so bad he had to have it stiched to his sack. Never again will he know the pleasure of swinging his balls. (how it happened. gay i know)
  16. 2011-03-05 20:56 #56
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    This thread is nuts.
  17. 2011-03-05 22:15 #57
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    I feel so vulnerable all of a sudden.
  18. 2011-03-06 02:07 #58
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    Wait you mean Testicular Torsion is real? I just assumed that Venture Brothers made it up.

    Fucking hell, i'm going to be paranoid next time im playing with / having my balls played with.
  19. 2011-03-06 16:30 #59
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    The Urethra transporting both sperm/urine isn't as ludicrous as the other examples; urine clears stuff out of the urethra post-coitus.

    But yeah, clearly god loves Frogs more then humans since their testicles are protected internally.

    Also, zoobernut, yeah wop is pretty gay for wanting to see OP's balls.
  20. 2011-03-06 16:48 #60
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    Ever get kicked so hard in the nuts you can't find one of them for a day? Awesome feeling.

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