Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

**Mazmaz** · 2013-03-11 19:53

It's not April 1st yet right?

**Salodin** · 2013-03-11 20:01

Worked on Super Mario RPG instead of FF14? Oh god...lol

**Qalbert** · 2013-03-11 20:11

that site is like the onion of gaming news
other recent articles:

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etc

**Kerberoz** · 2013-03-11 21:35

Holy shit @ the amount of whoosh in the comments there

**hey** · 2013-03-11 23:27

Tomb Raider Devs: If You Can’t Handle Lara Being Impaled in the Head, Go Back to Nintendo Games

I'd believe this one. Some of that was really brutal.

**Silenka** · 2013-03-12 05:14

PETA Says Virtual Whaling in Assassin’s Creed 4 is a Gateway Drug That Will Lead to Actual Whaling

This one is also very believable. PETA has pretty much done this but with Pokemon and Cooking Mama after all.

**Qalbert** · 2013-03-12 08:09

they actually complained about it but they didn't say it would be a gateway

**Kerberoz** · 2013-03-13 06:52

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...133036230.html

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is under fire from the country's clerics over a photo of him consoling the mother of Hugo Chavez at the late Venezuelan leader's funeral—physical contact that's considered a sin under Iran's strict Islamic codes.

The photo, released by Venezuela's Miraflores Press Office, shows Elena Frías' right hand clutching Ahmadinejad's left, her head against his, as they stand near the flag-draped coffin of her son at a military academy in Caracas, Venezuela, on Friday.

The image drew the immediate fury of Tehran's religious conservatives. “No unrelated women can be touched unless she is drowning at sea or needs medical treatment," Hojat al-Islam Hossein Ibrahimi, a cleric at the Society of Militant Clergy, said, according to Iran's Al-Monitor.

Some of Ahmadinejad's supporters insisted the image was fake, digitally altered from a different photo showing the Iranian leader embracing an older man. But as The New York Times noted, the man-hug image was quickly debunked as a Photoshop job

**Odin'sLaw** · 2013-03-13 11:56

Originally Posted by Aristio

http://www.p4rgaming.com/wp-content/...ermariorpg.jpg

Square Enix employees don't learn a damn thing.

NO BEST GAME SQUARE MADE WHY WADA WHY STOP IT THERE! (bring that game out for the VC you dicks my WII U hasn't been used in months)

**Cail** · 2013-03-13 13:58

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

Only posting that, so I can post this:

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-03-13 15:41

Had it coming. Left lane is for passing. If you're just cruising, get your ass in the right lane.

**SephYuyX** · 2013-03-13 15:46

**izembo** · 2013-03-13 17:57

seriously, i know several states have it as illegal to cruise in the left lane. not a wierd ticket at all.

**Tricen** · 2013-03-13 17:58

Needs to happen more often.

**Moss** · 2013-03-13 19:44

There are also cops that troll by cruising in the left lane, waiting for someone to "speed" past them on the right and get pulled over.

**Komm Suesser Tod** · 2013-03-13 19:50

Originally Posted by Moss

There are also cops that troll by cruising in the left lane, waiting for someone to "speed" past them on the right and get pulled over.

This is because cops are dicks. Mostly because all cops are people, and people are, you guessed it, dicks.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-03-14 01:38

We should automate our police force. We'd have to use Kinect for their "eyes" though, otherwise it wouldn't be an accurate representation.

**Kerberoz** · 2013-03-14 02:27

But Kinect can't detect black people. It's like the opposite of a cop.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-03-14 03:03

Sometimes. Sometimes it's a perfect replica. All depends on what's happening. No system is perfect!

**Qalbert** · 2013-03-14 07:27

Police implement Kinect automated crime detection. Crime rates plummet overnight.

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