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[Tyrath]

Guess she didn't want to reprise her role as Lara.

Hey, if Keira Knightley can have cleavage for Pirates anything is possible.

[Day]

Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22520720

preemptive surgery... interesting lol.

this.

can't.

be.

real.


whyyyyy jolie...........why

[Byrthnoth]

That is a loss for all mankind. RIP, fatbags.

On the other hand, some plastic surgeon is probably going to get rich. Hello, plasticbags!

[SephYuyX]

Without her breasts shell have to rely on her looks.. oh wait, she's ugly and has terrible looking lips. Byebye to her.

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus christ you guys are fucking retarded.

[archibaldcrane]

Here: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/op...oice.html?_r=0

[Day]

What makes us retarded? I read the original article.

[Byrthnoth]

It's a loss for all mankind even if they'd have morphed into cancerbags.

[Day]

I forgot Archie is all used to fake funbags from the trannies, I say it's a shame she had to lose the realies.

[Kerberoz]

Meh. Never really saw the big deal. Always figured she was one of those cases of a woman that mostly just other women find extremely attractive. Not saying "elbows" or anything, just never got the "holy shit 11/10!!!" bit.

[Day]

Might be a generational thing, my teenage pecker was hard as a mofo watching hackers, foxfire etc...

[Omniyoji]

I only found her really attractive in the Bone Collector

[Day]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...king-rice.html

FBI surrounds house of Saudi student after sightings of him with pressure cooker pot - only to discover he was cooking RICE

Favorite part "You need to be more careful moving such things around sir"

Oh fuck off.

[Guitarman]

RIP Jolie's funbags.

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[Tyrath]

Expecting the FBI to visit my mom soon. She often uses pressure cookers and is brown so can be mistaken for a Saudi.

[Day]

Expecting the FBI to visit my mom soon. She often uses pressure cookers and is brown so can be mistaken for a Saudi.

Tell her to be more careful moving such things around and about.

[Ddz]

Kentucky Hero Does 57 Cans of Whipped Cream Nitrous In Closed Store

Kentucky Hero Does 57 Cans of Whipped Cream Nitrous In Closed Store

A Kentucky man was arrested after having an all-night solo party inside a closed supermarket, where he heroically went through 57 cans of whipped cream. He was found inside the ceiling on Monday, and surveillance video revealed his feast of steak, shrimp and beer before the nitrous oxide called.

Employees of the ValuMarket in the Kentucky town of Mount Washington arrived to a harrowing scene of excess Monday morning, with the remains of six steaks and untold shrimps littering the aisles and a garbage can filled with discarded whipped cream canisters.

Eventually, he "allegedly went to the bathroom on himself" and fell asleep in the supermarket's rafters.

Trevor Runyon, a 30-year-old resident of Shepherdsville., was arrested and charged with partying harder than any dozen lesser men.

[Day]

Fuck yeah, I'd go straight for the whippits too.

[Anoat]

Handi-capable people helping out the 1%. http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/dis...194555620.html

TL;DR version: Rich families are hiring wheelchair bound or otherwise disabled "tour guides" for Disney parks so that their family doesn't have to wait in lines for rides with us common folk. Disabled "guide" gets paid $130 per hour.

[hey]

$130/hr and still have to wait for a minute? Pfft, i just go to parks when it rains, and often don't even have to get off afterwards for 5-10 rides.