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[Tyrath]

That is great. A part of me feels bitter that the bitch was able to con the money out of her own father, but at least he gets to keep his own house.

"So many people who don't have grandparents anymore have adopted him from so far away," Fraley said. "A lot of people have said, 'I love you and you're my grandpa'."

Who's cutting onions in here?

[AidenCarby]

She must be destroyed.

[Byrthnoth]

Be mean to father -> collect $125,000.

SURE SHOWED HER!

[archibaldcrane]

How did a member of the tea party get all the way over there? I thought that sharia law scare bullshit was limited to the US...

Lol

[Eurell]

Sharia law is taking over! Thats why the gays are allowed to get married now!


wait wut?

[Coren]

Be mean to father -> collect $125,000.

SURE SHOWED HER!

This is what annoys me. That's awesome that the internets collectively saved this guy from getting evicted. I just hate that the conniving cunt got the money out of him. If I were him I'd spend that $125k to have somebody bury her somewhere....

[notorious bum]

It takes a special type of cold garbage to fuck over your own blood, but sadly it happens all the time.

[AidenCarby]

Tbh, the 125k should have gotten him a new spot with young bitches to let him enjoy his last days.

[Kerberoz]

http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2013/05/a...ame-cathedral/

Well, it's a start.

[Melena]

Damn Kerb, it's not even 12 hours and you are valisking.

[MaachaQ]

This is what annoys me. That's awesome that the internets collectively saved this guy from getting evicted. I just hate that the conniving cunt got the money out of him. If I were him I'd spend that $125k to have somebody bury her somewhere....

I'm even more annoyed that because she's still in legal control over his estate (at least the last I read), she'll still get the house when he eventually dies anyway... so she gets to cash in now, and she'll cash in again later. I really hope someone acts soon to make sure the property is changed over to the granddaughter or something so that the bitch who was going to evict him in the first place isn't able to double-dip. Unless the whole thing was a big scam and that was the whole idea to begin with /conspiracy

[Ksandra]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...caprio-2013235

Money may not be able to buy you happiness, but it can buy you a seat in a rocket ship next to Leonardo DiCaprio. One fan won the opportunity of a lifetime with a bid of $1.5 million at the Cannes Film Festival during a charity auction on Thursday, May 23.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, the winning bidder will get the chance to travel into space aboard the Virgin Galactic strapped into a seat next to the Great Gatsby actor -- while also doing some good for the world.

PHOTOS: Celebrity do-gooders

A portion of the proceeds from the auction will go toward the AmFAR Cinema Against AIDS charity. A second pair of seats was also auctioned off on Thursday for a whopping $2.3 million.

The trip was initially listed in the auction booklet as a "once-in-a-lifetime trip to space with a mystery guest," and Harvey Weinstein later revealed that the mystery guest was DiCaprio himself.

PHOTOS: All the stars at Cannes!

"We're going to get someone to bid on a seat next to him," he told The Hollywood Reporter, adding as a joke that plenty of people in the film business probably wanted to see him fly into space as well, "but only on a one-way ticket."

DiCaprio would not be the first celebrity lined up for a journey into the beyond -- it was revealed in March 2012 that Ashton Kutcher was the 500th customer to sign up for Richard Branson's venture to launch tourists into space.

PHOTOS: Leo and Blake's whirlwind romance

"I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him," Branson wrote on his blog at the time. "He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself."

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...#ixzz2UAwvaXcS
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[Zeb]

I'm even more annoyed that because she's still in legal control over his estate (at least the last I read), she'll still get the house when he eventually dies anyway... so she gets to cash in now, and she'll cash in again later. I really hope someone acts soon to make sure the property is changed over to the granddaughter or something so that the bitch who was going to evict him in the first place isn't able to double-dip. Unless the whole thing was a big scam and that was the whole idea to begin with /conspiracy

In the OP

In 2010, Potter said he learned of the deed transfer and switched power of attorney to his granddaughter, Jaclyn Fraley, now 35.

[MaachaQ]

In the OP

In 2010, Potter said he learned of the deed transfer and switched power of attorney to his granddaughter, Jaclyn Fraley, now 35.

I admit I missed that in this article, I've read about this story in several sources and just skimmed this one. The reason he lost the lawsuit about the deed transfer was that apparently he did know about it at the time it happened and signed the paperwork, so the statute of limitations started counting on the fraudulent transfer back in 2004; the person administering the estate is not legally supposed to be able to transfer possessions of that estate into their own name. I guess he didn't realize the ramifications of what he was doing, or he forgot, or whatever, but that's what had me worried about the whole conspiracy thing just a bit ^^;

Here, have something more pleasant as a followup on another story:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/cleared-cha...ry?id=19236561

Cleared of Charges of Setting Off a School Explosion, Florida Honor Student Heads to Space Camp

By DANIEL CLARK (@thedanielclark)
May. 22, 2013

Kiera Wilmot is going to space camp.

In late April, the 16-year-old central Florida honor student was accused of igniting a chemical explosion on school grounds, leading to her arrest and suspension from school, but authorities dropped criminal charges last week.

The nightmarish ordeal was shocking for her single mother, Marie Wilmot, who always encouraged Kiera and her twin sister, Kayla, to follow their passions.

"The initial phone call was terrifying," Marie told ABC News. "Time will help I hope, it was devastating for me as a mother."

While school officials debate whether Kiera will return to Bartow High School, the Wilmot family received an unexpected surprise.

The explosion struck a chord with 18-year NASA veteran Homer Hickam, a former lead astronaut training manager for Spacelab, and later for the International Space Station.

In the late 1950s, Hickam had a brush with law enforcement for allegedly starting a forest fire. State police came to his high school and led him and his friends away in handcuffs, but his high school physics professor and school principal came to the rescue, clearing him of wrongdoing.

Back then, schools did not have zero tolerance rules. Kids could make their mistakes without the threat of a criminal record, or serving time in jail.

"I couldn't let this go without doing something," Hickam said. "I'm not a lawyer, but I could give her something that would encourage her. I've worked closely with the U.S. Space Academy, and so I purchased a scholarship for her."

Learning of her twin sister, Hickam raised enough money so Kiera and Kayla could attend space camp together. Hickam runs several scholarships for kids with potential, and hopes to create an ongoing Space Academy scholarship. The twins will attend in July.

The five-night program immerses students in science, technology, and math education, while giving them hands-on training, learning about the mental, emotional and physical demands astronauts, engineers and technologists face, according to its website.

"I'm really excited about going," Kiera said. "Especially the zero gravity tank, I've always wanted to do that."

The United States Advanced Space Academy is a college-accredited program offered through the University of Alabama-Huntsville, and students receive one hour of freshman level general science credit upon completion.

"You're not just sitting in a classroom hearing about it, you're on the floor, in spacecraft simulators, experiencing zero gravity," Hickam said. "They run through real space missions, like voyages to the moon or Mars, where they are given problems they must solve."

Now an author, Hickam's works include his famous memoir "Rocket Boys," later adapted into the film "October Sky," starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

Eager to move forward, the twins couldn't be happier with the opportunity, which could serve as a prelude to college, and eventual careers. They both credit their eighth grade robotics teacher with sparking their interest in science, technology and math courses.

"I like to program and build robots, it's challenging and you have to build them a certain way," Kiera said. "I'd like to be careful with the science I do, always remember to follow directions, and be aware of peer pressure."

Their mother, Marie, will be joining the girls in Huntsville, taking the time to relax and reflect while her daughters explore the many facets of the program.

At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon at the Vision Center of Word Alive Ministries in Lakeland, Fla., the Wilmot family and their attorney Larry D. Hardaway, took questions from the media and remained hopeful that Kiera will be reinstated at Bartow High School.

"The way people have reached out, I wasn't expecting this kind of response," Marie said. "It is a blessing."

[Tajin]

Neat. Lets hope it encourages more people to blow shit up.

[-Zer0-]

Moar SF happenings!

http://sf.funcheap.com/masturbateathon-fest-soma/

San Francisco “Masturbate-a-Thon” 2013
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Center for Sex & Culture, 1349 Mission St., SF
FREE (with $30 in pledges)

Events are free for participants (as long as they bring a pledge sheet for the fundraiser with at least $30) and you can choose solo or team events, or compete for the title of “fastest to orgasm,” “longest squirt” or “most orgasms” (which in 2008 was mind-blowing 31 by Michael Hariprem).

Download Pledge Sheet – box on left side of page says “download pledge form.” Pledges are tax-deductible.

Just want to watch? voyeurs pay $30 which is a bit spendier than our normal FunCheap listings, but we think it’s worth the, er… uh… “splurge.”
So whether you masturbate or “masterbate” (yes, many people misspell this word because of typing with one hand) a good time will be guaranteed for all comers.

[Mazmaz]

what the actual fuck

[Tajin]

If you're going to San Fapcisco...

[Ragnus]

http://www.naharnet.com/stories/en/7...in-honor-crime

A man has killed his pregnant teenage sister in south Lebanon in what was seen as an honor crime - the murder of a woman accused of shaming her family.

Voice of Lebanon radio (100.5) said Friday that the body of Baghdad Khaled al-Issa, 18, was found with stab wounds in her head and sides in the area of al-Wazzani.

Investigators discovered that her brother Jihad, 21, had killed her in what is described as an honor crime, VDL said.

It added that the victim was seven months pregnant.

Later on Friday, LBCI television reported that the investigation with Jihad revealed that he had raped his sister, which lead to her pregnancy.

"He confessed to raping his sister,” LBCI said, adding that Jihad claimed he was drunk when the incident happened.

The television channel added that he had only recently found out about the pregnancy and asked his sister to undergo an abortion, but she refused.

Every year thousands of women are killed for notions of family honor worldwide, mainly in the Middle East, North Africa and South Asia.

In 2011, the Lebanese parliament approved a draft-law to cancel article 562 of the penal code that calls for limited punishments for honor killings.

Bother rapes and impregnates his sister, kills her for dishonoring the family when she wouldn't get an abortion.

[Tajin]

Brother's name just the icing on the cake. This is the kind of news that make you say 'nuke dem sumbitches'