Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Tajin]

Mother of all fucks.....

[MaachaQ]

http://www.businessinsider.com/seatt...twitter-2013-8

The Police Department Handing Out Doritos At A Pot Festival Has The World's Funniest Twitter
Laura Stampler Aug. 15, 2013, 4:16 PM 45,024 5

Frito-Lays is going to get a lot of unexpected free publicity this weekend.

The Seattle Police Department will be handing out 1,000 free 1-ounce bags of Doritos to marijuana enthusiasts at the city's Hempfest on Saturday. It's called "Operation Orange." But really.

One ounce is the maximum legal amount of recreational weed a person can have under the state's new legislation.

The Doritos will also come with a note encouraging people to visit the SPD "Marijwhatnow" online FAQ to learn about initiative 502, which allows the 21-plus crowd to carry recreational pot or edibles.

And if you think that's hilarious, check out the SPD's Twitter handle. It's social media marketing gold!

Here are some of their funniest tweets (often with accompanying pics) to the public.

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And proof that the SPD isn't just funny when it comes to pot:
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Are you packing your bags to move to Seattle yet?

Doritos declined to comment about the surprise brand endorsement.

[Tajin]

Whoever they got handling that account knows his shit, that's awesome.

[Salodin]

Chinese boy has eyes that can see in the dark

A young Chinese boy who was born with brilliant blue eyes - like those of a Siamese cat - claims to have the ability to see in pitch darkness.

Nong Yousui from Dahua has eyes which, it is claimed, reflect neon green when when a light is shined on them.

Nong who enjoys playing outside with his schoolmates but struggles with in bright sunlight, claims he can see perfectly clearly even in complete darkness.

[-Zer0-]

I hope he grows up to be Vin Diesel's sidekick.

[Souj]

All that speculation in that article when they could just test the boy themselves?

[Salodin]

All that speculation in that article when they could just test the boy themselves?

I'm really fucking annoyed by this lol. But it's china, they probably don't want no one touching their new super child.

[Kuya]

Take anything from china with a grain of rice.

[Cliron]

http://www.gcn.ie/Lesbian_Teen_In_Fl...Arrested_Again

Lesbian Teen In Florida Arrested Again

19 year-old Florida student Kaitlyn Hunt, who was arrested earlier this year for having sex with her underage girlfriend, has been arrested again for breaching a court order.
Hunt was charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery for having sex with her then 14 year-old girlfriend who was a classmate of hers. Hunt was 18 years old at the time, but maintains that their sexual relationship was consensual. Sexual contact with a person under the age of 16 is prohibited in Florida.
Under the conditions of a court order, Hunt was forbidden from contacting the victim. She was then offered a plea deal. However, this week the State Attorney's Office pulled now 19 year-old's plea deal, which would have spared her jail time and being registered as a sex offender, following allegations that she had violated conditions and contacted the alleged victim.
Prosecutors say that Hunt violated court orders by sending approximately 20,000 text messages, one which read, "You're stupid...you want me to go in jail...you're such a messed up person...you snitched on me." Hunt allegedly also sent 25 explicit photos to the victim."

I know no time period is mentioned but fuck 20k messages?

[Celestialstrife]

bitches be crazy!

[Salodin]

Don't know if I agree with this, she's obviously pretty immature herself.

[Xno Kappa]

I absolutely agree with this. Had it been a 19 year old male the dude would get tossed in jail no questions asked.

[Callisto]

^ guy would have already been on the lifetime offenders registry, kidfucking should be equal-opportunity jailing.

























Unless I find a time machine and one of those hot skanky teachers that weren't a thing when I was a kid.

[Pharaun]

bitches be crazy!

^
Needs to be said again.

[Cliron]

Putting this here because I'm sick of people either posting articles about it or talking about it on my facebook. Classic Irish 'sex is bad, and women who 'shame' themselves by doing it outside of marriage are harlets'.

Interestingly its made it over to a NY news source.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1432884

‘Slane Girl' - concert-goer who was photographed performing sex acts - hospitalized after vicious cyberbullying
Photos of the Irish teen performing oral sex at Eminem concert went viral. Afterward, the 17-year-old reportedly had to be sedated as Internet trolls took to Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to shame her.

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BY DOYLE MURPHY / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Images of an Irish 17-year-old girl performing oral sex on the young man in the green hat at an Eminem concert went viral on the web, unleashing the full venom of the Internet on the teen.
Images of an Irish 17-year-old girl performing oral sex on the young man in the green hat at an Eminem concert went viral on the Web, unleashing the full venom of the Internet on the teen.
Cyber bullies pushed an Irish girl to her breaking point after images of the 17-year-old performing oral sex at an Eminem concert went viral.

The teen was so distraught she had to be sedated at a hospital, the Irish Independent reported.

Images of the girl from Saturday’s concert at Slane Castle, north of Dublin, raced across the Web. They quickly inspired the internet meme Slane Girl, prompting thousands of social media users to ridicule and humiliate her.

One photo shows the teen on her knees as a shirtless young man in a green hat raises his arms in triumph. Another photo shows them kissing as the young man slides his hand up her shirt.

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Irish police are now investigating and asked for the teen’s privacy to be respected, the BBC reported.

Cyber bullies dubbed the Irish teen ‘Slane Girl’ as they hurried to shame her and laud the young man as a ‘hero.’
Cyber bullies dubbed the Irish teen ‘Slane Girl’ as they hurried to shame her and laud the young man as a ‘hero.’

“The teenager has not been medically fit enough to make a formal statement yet, but when that happens this could turn into a sexual assault investigation,” a law enforcement source told the Irish Independent.

The girl did make a complaint of sexual assault at an event unrelated to the photos, the paper reported.

Twitter, Instagram and Facebook have begun to shut down accounts sharing the the images.

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A Facebook spokesman told the Daily News the site began removing the photos as soon as they were reported. Employees are also actively monitoring the the issue and would contact police in serious cases.

"Unfortunately, there will always be a tiny number of malicious people who are intent on harming others, online and offline,” Facebook said in a statement. “It is difficult to prevent this minority from behaving in this way, but once they do we will work hard to remove them from Facebook and make sure they are brought to justice.”

Cyber bullies pushed an Irish girl to her breaking point after images of the 17-year-old performing oral sex at an Eminem concert went viral.
Cyber bullies pushed an Irish girl to her breaking point after images of the 17-year-old performing oral sex at an Eminem concert went viral.

A Twitter spokeswoman said the company follows its policies against content that promotes child sexual exploitation:

“We do not tolerate child sexual exploitation on Twitter. When we are made aware of links to images of or content promoting child sexual exploitation they will be removed from the site without further notice and reported to the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (‘NCMEC’); we permanently suspend accounts promoting or containing updates with links to child sexual exploitation.”

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The Internet storm sparked a nearly equal backlash from social media users who saw a double standard as Web critics shamed the teen while hailing the young man as a “hero” and “legend.”

Twitter is now awash with #slanegirlsolidarity posts, and supporters have attacked the humiliation of the teen in a growing number of posts and essays.

Journalist Sarah Dithum wrote, “In the world of popular sexual mores, public oral sex is apparently seen as pretty much neutral for men. It's the woman who gets to be the repository for everything deemed shameful or disgraceful about sex.”

The concert reportedly drew a crowd of about 80,000 to Slane Castle, and police arrested more than 50 people, primarily for being disorderly and drinking underage, the London-based Independent reported.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...#ixzz2ci2OXK00

Newsflash: teenagers get drunk at concerts and have sex.

[Tajin]

Cyber-retards

[Kuya]

She gets harassed and the guy that got the blowjob got?

[Callisto]

She gets harassed and the guy that got the blowjob got?

I would assume whatever the Irish version of the Presidential Medal of Freedom is

[Cliron]

Exalted. Whereas the girl was called a 'slut' 'whore' etc etc he was exalted as 'legend' 'unreal lad' etc etc.

There has also been discussion on the actual age of the girl. Some say she isnt actually 17, but 15 which brought along the issue of widespread spread of 'kiddie' porn.

The news article actually doesn't mention the fact that there are photos of her with another guy as well.

Oh, and interestingly, there was a HUGE police presence at the event (over 700 police, and 500 event security), because of a stabbing at a Swedish House Mafia concert last year in Dublin that left many teens hurt, and one dead.

This 'ethos' of slut shaming is pretty engrained in 'lad' culture in Ireland and the UK (especially in young men, often college/ university specific pages).

A good example is:
https://www.facebook.com/Embarrassin...Photos?fref=ts

I've seen other facebook pages that broadcast a rating system of the girls you fucked the night before, with people often mentioning the person by name. Which, is often written in a "ah lads, I fucked this slutty girl last night. She was such a whore she let me ... Her name was Mary Moore and shes in 3rd year primary school teaching..I kicked her out then when I was done LOL"

[Kuya]

I never understood the need some straight men seem to have to put down the girls they fuck.