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**Howie Roary** · 2013-10-21 16:46

Originally Posted by Xantavia

Shoplifter caught with a dead baby in thier bag

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

relax, so they spelled "their" wrong in the url, it's not a big deal

***Ddz*** · 2013-10-21 16:53

Regarding that dead baby story...WTF?

Rodriguez told detectives she was carrying the remains because she had delivered a day earlier and didn’t know what to do, authorities said.

So carrying it around at the mall and shopping for bras was the way to go. Good christ...

**Callisto** · 2013-10-21 17:43

well yeah, they wouldn't be able to know what size bra the baby wore if they didn't bring it with

**Moss** · 2013-10-21 18:09

Originally Posted by Callisto

well yeah, they wouldn't be able to know what size bra the baby wore if they didn't bring it with

lol

baby gotta look fancy in that baby coffin!

**Howie Roary** · 2013-10-21 18:50

this is what happens when you have a Mom that thinks "my daughter would never be pregnant at 17" and the daughter doesn't feel she can go to her own Mom

talk to your kids

Spoiler: show

**6souls** · 2013-10-22 18:55

SpongeBob gravestones are not allowed
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...0_70639879.jpg

A cemetery in the US state of Ohio has angered the family of a military veteran by removing a SpongeBob SquarePants headstone from her grave.

Kimberly Walker's loved ones erected a 7ft (3.7m) stone of her favourite cartoon character wearing an Army uniform with her name and rank.

The cemetery in the city of Cincinnati initially approved the headstone, then said it was not appropriate.

Walker's family want the memorial to be put back.

The cemetery said it would refund the $26,000 (£16,000) spent on the headstone and a near-exact copy for a plot for Ms Walker's living twin sister, and pay for new ones.

"We've decided that they aren't appropriate for our historic cemetery and they can't be displayed here," Spring Grove cemetery president Gary Freytag said.

The employee who approved the headstones made an inexplicable error in judgment, he added.

They said they would discuss a compromise with the Walker family, including a more traditional gravestone bearing a small likeness of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Walker, who served two tours in Iraq in 2006 and 2010 as a petroleum supply specialist, was 28 years old when she was found strangled and beaten to death in a Colorado hotel room in February.

Her Army sergeant boyfriend was arrested and charged with her death.

Her twin, Kara Walker, said: "For them not to accommodate and respect what my sister sacrificed, not only for my family, but for everyone else in this country, really bothers me."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24629801
http://www.springgrove.org/

Same goes for Sudoku gravestones
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...026_de01-1.jpg

The widow of a mathematician has been told to remove a Sudoku puzzle from his gravestone by the council.

Angela Robinson, from Chester, has been ordered to take off the inscriptions from her husband Allan's grave.

Farndon Parish Council said the grave breached the standards for St Chad's church graveyard.

Mrs Robinson said: "Other graves I've seen have a dolphin and even a deck of cards, so if they can remain why can't this?"

Mr Robinson, who died aged 66 in May 2012, had worked as a numerical analyst had not given any instructions about his grave when he was diagnosed with a terminal illness.

"I just thought this would be a good tribute to him," said Mrs Robinson.

"We are talking about a two-inch square Sudoku puzzle and a one line mathematical equation because my husband was a mathematician and did a lot of Sudoku puzzles.

"He was a bit of a fanatic, but this is personal to him. How can they possibly say what we have put on there is lowering standards?"

Mrs Robinson said the stonemason did not realise they had a duty to consult the parish council.

"If the council had objected then, I would probably have agreed not to have the inscription, but now it is there I am standing my ground," she said.

The parish council said the stone was against regulations and had to be removed.

"It contravenes the guidelines that we laid down two years ago," parish councillor Sue Rowlandson said.

"We were becoming concerned about the inappropriateness of some of the things that were appearing on headstones.

"We agreed a set of guidelines that there would be simple inscriptions. You've got to have a set of guidelines and that's what we're doing."

The council will discuss the matter next month.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24580742
http://www.farndonparishcouncil.co.uk/

**Tajin** · 2013-10-22 19:06

That's a new level of retarded.

**Moss** · 2013-10-22 19:39

if your employee screwed up and said the headstone would be allowed then you fucking deal with it

what a joke, these people should be ashamed

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2013-10-22 23:04

suckers. i'm the only one in my immediate family not being cremated; my body goes to science. can't donate my organs, might as well donate the whole damn thing. they can put me on a corpse farm if nothing else.

Vuitton · 2013-10-23 12:52

Were two 7ft tall spongebob monuments really necessary? I bet the clerk just thought they were going to have spongebob etched into a normal sized square tombstone.

**Tokitoki** · 2013-10-23 13:38

Originally Posted by Vuitton

Were two 7ft tall spongebob monuments really necessary?

No. I think the family is being unreasonable and shouldn't have made a 7ft tall Spongebob headstone. I doubt this would be accepted in any cemetery to be honest. Sure, the staff shouldn't have approved it, but at least they are offering to refund the cost of the stone as well as for the twin's plot/headstone/whatever.

**Tajin** · 2013-10-23 14:39

Why is the family being unreasonable? A huge fucking mausoleum for rich bastards is ok (not hatin on rich bastards here) but not a statue?
For the record I think sponge bob is awful, but its a fucking tombstone, who gives a shit.

**Moss** · 2013-10-23 15:22

while I admittedly missed where it said the statue was 7 ft tall, I'm still trying to figure out who could be harmed by its presence

is it taking attention away from someone else's tombstone?

does it bother people when they are visiting another tombstone?

it's a fucking graveyard, it's completely empty 99% of the time anyway

**Xantavia** · 2013-10-23 15:41

How can this even be a thing? Winning Football Coach Accused of Bullying

Texas high school coach Tim Buchanan benched his starters after only 21 plays, kept to a conservative ground game and even allowed the clock to run uninterrupted after halftime to hasten the final whistle. Still, his Bearcats won 91-0.

Now the coach is facing formal accusations of bullying.

The impressive victory for undefeated Aledo High School, a football powerhouse in suburban Fort Worth that has put up similar numbers against other schools, has forced an investigation after a parent from the opposing team filed a bullying complaint. The complaint, which must be investigated under state law, says Buchanan should have done more to prevent the lopsided score.

**Moss** · 2013-10-23 16:02

because people are the worst

**notorious bum** · 2013-10-23 16:06

Our poor little snowflakes, we can't let them think that they're actually the other type of "special" when it comes to playing football!

**Salodin** · 2013-10-23 17:55

Originally Posted by Xantavia

How can this even be a thing? Winning Football Coach Accused of Bullying

And so it begins...

Justifying the pussification of america by crying bully.

**Kuya** · 2013-10-23 20:32

It sounds less like the pussifcation of america (which always sets off red flags when someone says it) and more like america's highly litigious law system.