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[BaneTheBrawler]

six year olds are pretty durable. if everyone who got knocked around as a kid developed chronic problems we would have died out as a species long ago, since kids generally do a pretty good job of knocking themselves around.


i mean, it obviously didn't help or anything, but he would have had to do a LOT of damage for you to still have problems now. i would expect a broken bone at least.

[arus2001]

Technically not sure if anything was broken since we never did go to the hospital. I just sat in the dugout all dizzy and shit with ice and a towel slapped on my face and it's been so long I honestly can't remember how swelled I was after. Probably no long term effects and I just got the short end of the genetic jackpot, but I can still recall that "flash" moment on impact. Only other time I experienced that was a few years later when during the winter I was racing my sister from the car to our old store and I hit some ice just right and did a faceplant into a concrete step. Basically ground up the right side of my face and spent the next how many days at school trying to convince people my parents didn't beat me.

[MaachaQ]

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_ne..._6yearold_girl

Drunk 13-Year-Old Kills 6-Year-Old Girl But It Wasn't Her Fault (VIDEO)
by Kiri Blakeley 17 hours ago
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A 38-year-old Florida dad has been charged with manslaughter in the death of his 6-year-old daughter -- and the way it happened will just make you shake your head and pray for humanity. David Courson was in his truck on his property, only he wasn't driving the truck. For some bizarre reason, a 13-year-old girl was. The girl put the truck in gear and instead of moving the truck forwards, she mistakenly flung into reverse -- and ran over the man's 6-year-old daughter, Rebecca. The truck killed her. As if that isn't tragic and horrible enough, here comes the real head slapper: Both the man and the 13-year-old driver were allegedly drunk.

Courson and the teenage girl were reportedly not related. Why she was driving the truck was anyone's guess, but if he were giving her driving lessons, doing it drunk was the dumbest thing imaginable.

One cop summed up why an allegedly inebriated teen might have been driving the car, saying:

No good reason, other than lack of responsibility of the one adult that was there at the house.

Sounds about right.

The 13-year-old could be charged with DUI manslaughter charges too, pending a blood test. I'm sorry, but at 13 years old, you aren't thinking clearly. You still rely on the adults around you to guide and influence your decisions. A teen girl is susceptible to being plied with alcohol by an adult and allowed the thrill of driving.

It's up to the adult to know that is a boneheaded idea, not the girl. And up to the adult to make sure that there aren't any children in the area of the truck.

Reportedly, Courson's other daughter, a 12-year-old, also reeked of booze. Courson is reportedly unemployed and his wife was at work while this tragic scenario went down. Can you imagine coming home to find one daughter dead, and one allegedly drunk, and some other teen driving the truck that killed your baby?

Rebecca's 8-year-old brother was also apparently in the truck -- no word on whether he too had been imbibing.

The father must be devastated about what happened, but there are consequences to being so incredibly irresponsible. And now he's going to face them.

[Aksannyi]

I know you all care about the Beebs:



http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...#axzz2qP9PLKBS

http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/...in-Miami-Beach

MIAMI BEACH, Florida (CBSMiami) - International pop star Justin Bieber has found himself on the wrong side of the law after he was arrested in Miami Beach for DUI, drag-racing and resisting arrest without violence, according to Miami Beach police.

Bieber has been in town the past few days, and was reportedly visiting a club on Lincoln Road Wednesday night.

Bieber's entourage reportedly used their cars to block traffic on Pine Tree Drive to create a drag strip for the young star, according to The Miami Herald. He was arrested at 4:09 a.m. at Pine Tree Drive and 26th Street in a yellow Lamborghini.

The area of Pine Tree Drive where the alleged drag racing was going on is a residential area with a 30 miles per hour speed limit. The arresting officer estimated Bieber was going twice the speed limit.

According to the arrest report, the arresting officer said, "I immediately smelled an odor of alcohol eminating from the drivers breath and bloodshot eyes. The driver had slow deliberate movements and a stuper look on his face.

"He felt at that time that Mr. Bieber may have been impaired," Hernandez said.

The arresting officer said Bieber stated, "Why the f*** are you doing this?" "Finally, the driver exited the vehicle as he kept going into his pants pockets."

The officer said he asked Bieber to not go into his pants and put his hands on top of the car. The arresting officer said Bieber took his hands off the car and faced the officer. The officer said he told Bieber to look forward because he was going to perform a patdown.

Bieber responded to the officer, "What the f*** is this about?"

The officer said if Bieber didn't cooperate, he would be subject to arrest. Bieber, according to the arresting officer, turned around to face the officer and the officer grabbed his right hand and told him he was under arrest.

Bieber responded, "What the f*** are you doing?"

"He was brought to the Miami Beach Police station where a DUI investigation was conducted," Martinez said.

According to the police report, once at the Miami Beach Police Department, officers noticed Bieber had a "flushed face, bloodshot eyes, and the odor of an alcoholic beverages on his breath." Police conducted a sobriety field test on "a flat, dry, smooth, and well lit surface" and that Biber, "did not perform to standards," and later agreed to a breath test and drug evaluation.

"During the investigation, Bieber made a statement that he had consumed some alcohol, had been smoking marijuana and had consumed some prescription medication," Martinez said.

The chief also noted that Bieber is under 21 and not allowed to drink anyway.

Martinez said Bieber has been cooperative with police and not caused any problems during his booking. Bieber faces charges of DUI, driving without a valid license, and resisting arrest without violence.

Just before 10 a.m. Thursday, Bieber was still at Miami Beach Police Headquarters and was expected to be transported within the hour to Turner Guilford Knight Correction Center.

Hernandez added that the driver of a red Ferrari was also arrested. Hernandez has identified the second driver as Khalil Amir Sharieff, a singer previously signed with Def Jam Records.

Both the Lamborghini and the Ferrari were taken to the police department's impound lot.

Earlier in the evening, Bieber and South Florida model Chantel Jeffries cruised South Beach taking pictures with fans. The pictures were posted on a Bieber fan page on tumblr.com.

On Monday, the 'Biebs' made headlines in Miami after he reportedly made it rain at a Miami Beach strip club. TMZ reported that Bieber was spotted earlier in the evening at Mansion nightclub on South Beach. Then he went to the King of Diamonds strip club. The club's manager, Disco Rick, told WINZ radio that Bieber was at the club, but was served no alcohol, and stayed in a VIP room.

The manager said Bieber stuffed wads of $100 bills into the hands of numerous unclothed coquettes.

Bieber's visit to South Florida has also led to an investigation in the city of Opa-locka where officials are investigating the unauthorized police escort given to Bieber Monday night by two of the department's marked squad cars.

Opa-locka Assistant City Manager David Chiverton confirmed the questionable escort to CBS4's Gary Nelson.

"This escort that was done for Justin Bieber was unauthorized. We have spoken to our police administration and they are investigating the matter," Chiverton said.

Just last week, investigators in California searched Bieber's home in Calabasas during a search for evidence that the pop star was involved in an egg-tossing vandalism case that caused thousands of dollars in damage to a neighbor's home.

Bieber, 19, was at the home and cooperated with authorities but was not interviewed by detectives.

As his downfall has been in the public view for the last few weeks, some Hollywood stars have already started weighing in on his arrest.

"This is the best thing that could have happened to him," said former child star Danny Bonaduce on his radio morning show on Seattle's KZOK-FM. "Speaking from personal experience, this (arrest) could save his life."

Bonaduce became famous as part of the Partridge Family TV series cast in the early 1970's. His life took troubling turns in the years after the show, and in 1990, he was arrested for trying to buy cocaine in Daytona Beach, Florida.

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[arus2001]

Let the fucker rot. I can get not wanting to be some teeny bopper idol anymore, but fucking hell throwing your life away doing all this stupid shit he's done over the past year and getting caught doing it. Makes one wonder what hasn't gotten out.

[bluefan]

Dear USA,

You can keep him.

Sincerely,
Canada

[Aksannyi]

Dear USA,

You can keep him.

Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Canada,

No.

Sincerely,
MURICA

[Anoat]

Drag racing sports cars while drunk and high. It's like they learned nothing from Paul Walker's death! And he was sober.

[Kuya]

I used to hate how insults towards him tended to come off as homophobic but at this point he's even gotten on my nerves and I just want him gone.

Someone should also tell him his stunts still aren't working and straight guys continue to imply he is gay and effeminate so he can stop now.

[Aksannyi]

Watching the Beliebers defend him on Twitter has sunk my faith in humanity to depths lower than I knew existed. My god. Defending a DUI is so incredibly stupid.

[Lucki]

Watching the Beliebers defend him on Twitter has sunk my faith in humanity to depths lower than I knew existed. My god. Defending a DUI is so incredibly stupid.

[Aksannyi]

I'm at work so I can't, but I see the preview and I'm about 1000% sure I have no desire to watch that.

[psychodwarf]

As long as he's in Florida. Can Casey Anthony adopt him?

[Odin'sLaw]

I'm at work so I can't, but I see the preview and I'm about 1000% sure I have no desire to watch that.

that tiny bit of faith in humanity died again don't watch that video, i wonder how his fans will react if he ever gets shot, bitches be gushing tears like it was Chicken & lickin night :/

[Kerberoz]

I'd be pissed if he gets shot, unless it was self-inflicted. Little prick needs to die of his own stupidity.

[Aksannyi]

I wouldn't, I'd just be glad to be rid of him. NOT EVEN SORRY.

[archibaldcrane]

Lol at people getting mad about Beiber.

As if he doesn't intentionally court your outrage.

[Aksannyi]

It's not so much him as it's the people who blindly defend him. It's not just celebrities that get that kind of treatment, either, it's politicians too, and it just irks me that people don't take the time to know what they're defending before they blindly white knight. Just another sad commentary on the state of humanity at this point, which, sadly, I doubt will be repaired in my lifetime.

[Roranora]

he realized he's 19 and it's time to start the celebrity downward spiral. i'll give him credit though for at least blocking off traffic. i bet he/they was/were severely drunk, and they decided this was proper paul walker homage.

[Ksandra]

It's not so much him as it's the people who blindly defend him..

So why not wish death on those people? (Not to mention wanting death on people in general is rather silly to begin with).

Really though the fault lies in the courts constantly giving celebrities free passes.