Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Tajin]

OH MAN EPIC TROLLING. Mass Effect stupidity.

[Byrthnoth]

Really shoulda bought the white seats. What a noob.

[Ksandra]

Moved gay posts to thread about it here:

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/120...Discrimination

[Odin'sLaw]

Moved gay posts to thread about it here:

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/120...Discrimination

thanks should have checked the youtube section first

[SamanosukeShiva]

http://www.vice.com/read/cry-baby-of...ource=vicefbus

"Cry-baby of the week". teenage boy got "bullied" by 2 teenage girls by calling him "Harry Potter", the teenage boy stabbed one of the girl in the face with a knife so hard, the knife broke. and also, Drake is crying because he was suppose to be on the front cover of Rolling Stones, but instead it was replaced by Phillip Seymour Hoffman tribute.

[Drex]

http://www.vice.com/read/cry-baby-of...ource=vicefbus

"Cry-baby of the week". teenage boy got "bullied" by 2 teenage girls by calling him "Harry Potter", the teenage boy stabbed one of the girl in the face with a knife so hard, the knife broke. and also, Drake is crying because he was suppose to be on the front cover of Rolling Stones, but instead it was replaced by Phillip Seymour Hoffman tribute.

bitches get stitches

[tripnotic]

Vladivostok scientists found a huge unknown creature in Arctic waters
(google translate) http://translate.google.com/translat...710%2F&act=url

[Howie Roary]

it's a Kaiju

[Clash Perez]

Same site has stories about Egyptian-style pyramids found in Antarctica, and the finding of Atlantis, so...

[notorious bum]

There's plenty of badass alien shit in the deep sea being discovered where I wouldn't be surprised if they found some giant lockness-tier monster after all these years.

[Eticket]

http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/16/cragsl...a-barbour-sex/

Barbour said in a jailhouse interview over the weekend she's been killing people since she was 13. She insists she only kills bad people, claiming, "I did this to people who did bad things and didn't deserve to be here anymore."

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/sna...n-pastor-bite/

A Kentucky pastor who starred in a reality show about snake-handling in church has died -- of a snakebite.
Jamie Coots died Saturday evening after refusing to be treated, Middleborough police said.

[Tokitoki]

Vladivostok scientists found a huge unknown creature in Arctic waters
(google translate) http://translate.google.com/translat...710%2F&act=url

What am I looking at here? I see algae and a stalky thing in the background. If it attacked the camera and was moving, why wouldn't they post that?

[BaneTheBrawler]

because that's not as dramatic. far better to produce a 3 hour "documentary" and reveal it at the end.

[Tokitoki]

because that's not as dramatic. far better to produce a 3 hour "documentary" and reveal it at the end.

"Look at this long eel covered in algae that attacked our camera! Actually it's only 6in long, but it looks huge on our tiny camera!"

[SamanosukeShiva]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/sna...n-pastor-bite/

inb4 darwinism

(CNN) -- A Kentucky pastor who starred in a reality show about snake-handling in church has died -- of a snakebite.
Jamie Coots died Saturday evening after refusing to be treated, Middleborough police said.
On "Snake Salvation," the ardent Pentecostal believer said that he believed that a passage in the Bible suggests poisonous snakebites will not harm believers as long as they are anointed by God. The practice is illegal in most states, but still goes on, primarily in the rural South.
Coots was a third-generation "serpent handler" and aspired to one day pass the practice and his church, Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name, on to his adult son, Little Cody.
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/ass...story-body.jpgSnake-handling pastor dies after bite
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/ass...story-body.jpg'Serpent handler' killed by snakebite
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/ass...story-body.jpgWatch this pastor handle deadly snakes
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/ass...story-body.jpgPastor dances with venomous snakes
The National Geographic show featured Coots and cast handling all kinds of poisonous snakes -- copperheads, rattlers, cottonmouths. The channel's website shows a picture of Coots, goateed, wearing a fedora. "Even after losing half of his finger to a snake bite and seeing others die from bites during services," Coots "still believes he must take up serpents and follow the Holiness faith," the website says.
On Sunday, National Geographic Channels spokeswoman Stephanie Montgomery sent CNN this statement: "In following Pastor Coots for our series Snake Salvation, we were constantly struck by his devout religious convictions despite the health and legal peril he often faced.
"Those risks were always worth it to him and his congregants as a means to demonstrate their unwavering faith. We were honored to be allowed such unique access to Pastor Jamie and his congregation during the course of our show, and give context to his method of worship. Our thoughts are with his family at this difficult time."
In February 2013, Coots was given one year of probation for crossing into Tennessee with venomous snakes. He was previously arrested in 2008 for keeping 74 snakes in his home, according to National Geographic. Tennessee banned snake handling in 1947 after five people were bitten in churches over two years' time, the channel says on the show site.
On one episode, Coots, who collected snakes, is shown trying to wrest a Western diamondback out of its nook under a rock deep in East Texas. He's wearing a cowboy hat and a T-shirt that says "The answer to Y2K - JESUS."
The pastor is helped by his son and a couple of church members.
"He'll give up, just sooner or later," one of the members says. "Just be careful. Ease him out."
The group bags two snakes, which a disappointed Coots says hardly justifies the trip to Texas.
"Catching two snakes the first day, 'course we'd hoped for more," Coots says in the video. "We knew that the next day we was gonna have to try to hunt harder and hope for more snakes."

[Tajin]

Inb4 read the fucking thread before reposting

[SamanosukeShiva]

oh no ive reposted, what shall i do, shut the fuck up tajin

[Tajin]

Yawn

[6souls]

Woman jailed for unreturned VHS from 2005

Kayla Michelle Finley may be wishing that services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime had been around a little earlier.

The South Carolina woman spent a night in jail last week for failing to return a video she rented -- in 2005.

It was a VHS tape. Of a Jennifer Lopez movie.

Finley, 27, was arrested Thursday in Pickens County, South Carolina, on a misdemeanor charge of failure to return the video, according to CNN affiliate WYFF-TV.

The movie, "Monster-In-Law," starring Lopez and Jane Fonda as a feuding potential daughter- and mother-in-law, was rented from a video store, Dalton Videos, that is now out of business.

The WYFF report says Finley was at the county sheriff's office on another matter when an active warrant for her arrest was discovered. Chief Deputy Creed Hashe told the station that the store's owner had asked a Pickens County judge for the warrant years ago when Finley didn't return her video.

Hashe said Finley had been sent several certified letters asking her to turn herself in.

Finley spent the night in jail because her bond hearing couldn't be held until Friday morning. A judge released her on $2,000 bond.

Efforts to reach out to Finley via social media were unsuccessful early Monday. But a woman identifying herself as Finley, and whose profile picture appeared similar to Finley's mug shot, took to Fox Carolina News Facebook page on Saturday to defend herself.

She said that after renting the movie she had to move out of state because of her husband's job and that she simply forgot about it.

"I'm no criminal, but Pickens County Sheriff's office sure made me feel like I was," she wrote.

She said she never received any letters from the sheriff's office, while striking back at people who had made negative comments on the Fox post.

"If I had, it would have been taken care of immediately," she wrote. "Some of you need to quit (judging) like you are. This is a bogus charge and everyone knows it."

For Finley, it's no laughing matter. But that didn't stop folks online from commenting on the ridiculousness of it all.

"Oh god, I'm so embarrassed," wrote Twitter user Alec MacKinnon. "Now everyone is going to know I rented 'Monster In Law.' "

"They should sentence her to time already served," wrote one CNN commenter. "She'll never get the 2 hours she spent watching that movie back."

Others were taking shots at what they felt was an overreaction by law enforcement.

"Wait till they find out that she forgot to REWIND the tape!!!" annother commenter wrote.

The Pickens County Sheriff's Office did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/17/tech/w...html?hpt=hp_t2
http://www.wyff4.com/news/local-news...-jail/24493092
https://www.facebook.com/foxcarolinanews

[Krazy]

I think the real question is, was she actually jailed for renting a Jennifer Lopez movie?