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  1. #21
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    please do not use my face, thanks

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    ilu rocl

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    Knights and squires?

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    FUUUUUU Compressed air hose pierced buttock and blown up like a balloon

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084

    New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose

    Mr McCormack said his skin now felt "like a pork roast"
    A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

    Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

    The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

    As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and laid him on his side, saving his life.

    The accident happened at Opotiki on the North Island on Saturday.

    Mr McCormack, who is 48, is still in hospital in the nearest town, Whakatane.

    He said that doctors had told him they were surprised that his skin had not burst, as the compressed air - pumping into his body at 100lb/sq in - had separated fat from muscle.

    "I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot.

    "I was blowing up like a football... it felt like I had the bends, like in diving. I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon," he told the local newspaper, the Whakatane Beacon.

    He said his skin feels "like a pork roast", hard and crackly on the outside but soft underneath.

    He credits his colleagues, especially Jason Wenham who put him on his side, with saving his life.

    Mr Wenham, Ross Hustler and Robbie Petersen had lifted Mr McCormack off the brass nozzle which was still stuck in his body, and packed ice around his swollen neck until an ambulance arrived.

    Doctors inserted a tube into his lungs to drain the fluid and cleared the wound in his buttock using what felt to him like a drill.

    "That was the most painful part," he said.

    "It's fair to say he's lucky to be alive, it was a potentially life-threatening situation," a hospital spokeswoman told AFP on Wednesday.

    Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.

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    thought this was a cream soda thread

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    No, this is in wop's alley too

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    Bullshit he "Fell on it". What, with his pants down?

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    It said it pierced his ass, not that it went up his anus.

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    I have to say, the first thing that crossed my mind after reading the thread title was that this was wop asking for advice regarding whether he should go to the doctor after being stabbed in the ass by an air nozzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    lol wtf

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    Reading through that made me cringe. ; ;

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jsQE-hZ6dw

    Kabal wins: Botch Fatality

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    Quote Originally Posted by oblit View Post
    lol wtf
    Have you not seen Big Trouble in Little China? If no, stop what you're doing and go watch it.

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    i saw this earlier, thought about posting it, but then was like there are no pics... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2DRyJtKOVf...-fuck-that.png
    although there was this http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/as...kerballoon.jpg

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    He did the best Kirby impersination ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb View Post
    Have you not seen Big Trouble in Little China? If no, stop what you're doing and go watch it.
    Seriously this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb View Post
    Have you not seen Big Trouble in Little China? If no, stop what you're doing and go watch it.
    Wanna know what old Jack Burton says in a time like this?

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