Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Qalbert]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1775115

New Jersey police arrested at least 60 senior students early Thursday morning after the teens allegedly broke into Teaneck High School, flipped desks, littered the building with balloons and peed in the hallways. The students’ excuse: It was just a senior class prank. The students could face criminal mischief and burglary charges, police say.

[BaneTheBrawler]

for our senior prank a bunch of guys put condoms on everyone's car antennas. they couldn't reach mine (truck radio antenna was built into the windshield, CB antenna was tall as fuck) so they put it on my trailer hitch.



it was stupid but harmless and therefore okay. because as dumb as they were, even the idiots in our class understood that rampant destruction is not a prank.

[Aksannyi]

I am personally a big fan of forking. It's a pain in the ass to clean up but really not hurting anybody.

[Tokitoki]

My class hung all the chairs in the cafeteria by the legs from the drop ceiling.

We also were a fairly small school... One time chickens escaped from the back of one of the buses and ran around the grounds for a while. Completely accidental as the bus depot is next to a farm.

[Acevalefor]

My class hung all the chairs in the cafeteria by the legs from the drop ceiling.

We also were a fairly small school... One time chickens escaped from the back of one of the buses and ran around the grounds for a while. Completely accidental as the bus depot is next to a farm.

Did we grow up in the same town? My older sister's class hung the chairs from the ceiling in 00. Then in 01 for what would have been my senior year there, a bunch of guys released chickens into the science wing hallways. They claimed that the chickens were found roaming the bus depot which is right next to a huge cannery and a farm, so they rounded them up with good intentions of returning them to the farm, but thought of the prank on the way to the farm.

[Melena]

My sophmore year some people stole a car from the auto shop and pushed it into the pool. Yea, you can imagine how well that went over. Think my senior year a bunch of people painted the teacher parking lot red and put a bunch of fake tickets for parking in a red zone on their windows. Year after us someone bought a few thousand crickets and some baby mice and unleashed them in the courtyard.

[notorious bum]

How the hell do you get chairs to hang from ceilings? I've never been in a school that didn't have cheap ceilings, the ones where the only things you'd see sticking are the pencils thrown up there lol

[Acevalefor]

How the hell do you get chairs to hang from ceilings? I've never been in a school that didn't have cheap ceilings, the ones where the only things you'd see sticking are the pencils thrown up there lol

The ceiling in our cafeteria was unfinished and the steel trusses were exposed. They just strung up a bunch of rope and looped the legs into the rope.

[TummieGaruda]

Man, we were tame with our senior prank. We simply had two people setup near the quad with people strategically placed near them at lunch. When the signal was given (an announcement over the PA system for someone to pick up their "lost" ID card), we all dropped what we were doing and ran to where the two people were, yelling that there was a fight. Naturally everyone (including teachers and campus security) flocked to the fight only to find it was two students playing with Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

[Callisto]

We snuck onto the roof and painted 'Class of 2011' on it so it's be viewable from a higher floor of the school. Destruction aside, anyone who pissed in the school should get failed for the semester and have their graduation held back til next winter, that's a shitty thing to do to the janitorial staff.

[arus2001]

Destruction aside, anyone who pissed in the school should get failed for the semester and have their graduation held back til next winter, that's a shitty thing to do to the janitorial staff.

Some could say they should be rightfully pissed off. /yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah

My school seemed absent the prank business. Individually, we might've teased a teacher from time to time like hanging one's coffee mug out the window when he'd left the room or other little mundane things, but aside from the "mandatory community service" day that was basically just playing landscaper for some old lady's yard while the girls just gabbed in the corner too afraid to get sweaty, they actually sent us off for a rafting weekend. Probably the best part of that was our token badass jock dude was the only one who fell off the rafts.

[archibaldcrane]

We stole 98 Christmas trees (class of 98) and put them everywhere in the "mall" (huge cobblestone hallway that was outside when the school was first built)

[Roranora]

3 years later, that'd be a far lesser prank

[MaachaQ]

Followup on the vet story
http://www.star-telegram.com/2014/05...-admitted.html

Vet admits keeping 5 dogs left for euthanasia alive

By Deanna Boyd

[email protected]

FORT WORTH — A west-side veterinarian arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty admitted to state investigators that he kept five dogs alive after their owners left them to be euthanized — including one that was caged for two to three years.

Millard Lucien “Lou” Tierce said he believed the decision was his and not the owners’, state documents say.

Investigators who raided the Camp Bowie Animal Clinic on Tuesday found unsanitary and what one vet called “deplorable” conditions. Animal organs stored in jars throughout the clinic. Open and unsecured medications. Exam rooms littered with stacks of drugs, trash, laundry and paperwork. And bugs.

Three dogs at the clinic were in “such decrepit shape” that they had to be euthanized. Two of those, Tierce admitted to investigators, had been left at his clinic to be euthanized.

The third, a black-and-white border collie that Tierce identified as his own, was found twitching in pain in a box on an exam room floor with one missing leg, one dislocated leg and two dislocated shoulders, according to court documents

An employee told investigators that the dog had been lying on a pallet in the same spot, without being given treatment, since she began working at the clinic June 2.

Tierce, according to court documents, told police that he had given his dog water and food but not medical treatment.

“He said he had not euthanized the dog even though in his professional opinion he knew it needed to be,” the documents state.

Tierce admitted that another animal he kept alive after accepting it for euthanasia was caged at the clinic for two to three years.

Police declined to release additional details about the ongoing investigation, including the health status of all the animals and whether the owners have been contacted.

License suspended

The revelations were made Thursday in an arrest warrant affidavit written by Fort Worth police Detective J.D. Brady and in a state order issued Wednesday suspending Tierce’s veterinary license, which he has held since 1966.

The license will remain suspended until a hearing in Austin determines whether it should be reinstated, officials with the Texas State Board of Veterinary Medical Examiners said.

Tierce, 71, turned himself in on an animal cruelty warrant about 7 p.m. Wednesday at the Tarrant County Jail and was released after posting $10,000 bail, officials said.

The warrant stems from allegations that he “intentionally or knowingly” tortured or caused serious bodily injury to the border collie.

According to the arrest warrant affidavit, Tierce relinquished control of the collie to animal control officers, who took it to their facility.

There, the dog was euthanized after another vet concluded that it had severe mouth disease, cataracts, abnormal overall health, a missing foot that left it unable to walk, and a degenerative and untreatable neurological disease.

The dog, the examining vet believed, should have been euthanized when initially accepted for treatment, the court documents state.

The state board and Fort Worth police began investigating Tierce after an Aledo couple filed complaints alleging that their ailing dog, Sid, was supposed to be euthanized but that Tierce kept it alive without their knowledge and used Sid for transfusions and medical experiments.

In an interview at his clinic Wednesday, Tierce denied the accusation, saying a former employee was trying to get back at him.

It’s “all a bunch of hooey,” he said.

Jamie and Marian Harris said they had elected to put their dog down rather than have him remain in constant pain after Tierce told them that the dog had a congenital defect.

Six months later, the couple said, a former vet tech at the facility alerted them that Sid was still alive. They said they rescued Sid, who is now back at their Aledo home.

Acting on the complaint, police officers, investigators with the state board and animal control officers raided the clinic at 5709 Lovell Ave. on Tuesday, ultimately seizing two dogs, including Tierce’s collie.

‘Threat and real danger’

The suspension order states that Tierce gave investigators a signed handwritten statement that he accepted five dogs for euthanasia but did not put them down.

Tierce “acknowledged that it was a violation to accept Sid for euthanasia at his Clinic and not perform the euthanasia,” the order states. Tierce “told one of the Board investigators that it was his decision, and not the decision of the animal owner, whether or not an animal should be euthanized. [Tierce] also acknowledged that parts of his clinic were unsanitary.”

The professional standard of care, the order states, “is to euthanize that animal on the same day it is left for euthanasia, without subjecting the animal to further suffering and to euthanize an animal when the animal is in pain and nothing can be done [to] alleviate that pain.”

The order says Tierce repeatedly violated the Veterinary Licensing Act and is a “continuing threat and real danger” to the health of his patients and to the public.

The board has taken no prior disciplinary action against Tierce.

The Harrises, who said they intend to sue Tierce, declined to comment Thursday.

“For the Harrises, the time has come for them to focus on healing — both theirs and Sid’s,” their attorney, Jim Eggleston, said in a statement released Thursday afternoon.

“Sid is going to physical therapy and is doing well.”

Staff writer Elizabeth Campbell contributed to this report.

[Tajin]

As ksan said, all of my rage+1

[Brill Weave]

That dude needs kicked in the fucking balls.

[Blubbartron]

If he doesn't have the stones (or empathy) to euthanize an animal in pain, he shouldn't have become a vet in the first place. I'm surprised they don't make people do that at least once as part of getting licensed. Seems too fucking important to just give some spiel like "you will probably have to kill animals at some point, prepare yourselves."

[Brill Weave]

I don't think it was a lack of stones. FFS the guy was using these animals as a blood bank essentially. That takes stones. Now as to the empathy I agree. Had he any empathy towards the families that brought their animals to him he would have put them down. Instead he kept animals alive, in pain and agony, for years. This guy is subhuman as far as I'm concerned.

[Blubbartron]

I saw the claim from some random vet in the article that he was supposedly using the animals to draw blood from, but how did he reach that conclusion? Anemia can be caused by illness, and all of the animals in question were very, very ill. Finding scarring for repeated needle pokes could have been because this guy was sedating/medicating the animals, not drawing blood from them.

I need way more than an article stating "one guy said it looks like this" to believe that's what was going on.

[AidenCarby]

We stole 98 Christmas trees (class of 98) and put them everywhere in the "mall" (huge cobblestone hallway that was outside when the school was first built)

We gorilla glued pennies on all the keyholes at the school, and one kid snuck in the teachers lounge and put laxatives in the coffee. We all got in trouble for the coffee part, everyone was banned from prom :/