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[BaneTheBrawler]

he'll be fine; we have laws against shit like that. talk about activist judges.

[Blubbartron]

I believe marriage makes step-parents legal guardians, so this judge is a complete tool to think a child shouldn't be in the care of her legal guardian, when the person attempting to gain custody already had the child taken away once by CPS. Fucking stupid. <insert rant about misandry here, with additional rant about how misandry is so infrequently talked about that Firefox doesn't pick it up as a proper word>

[Aksannyi]

Not to mention the fact that every military member with children is required to fill out a detailed family care plan indicating who will take care of their children should they need to deploy. I don't remember exactly because I got out 10 years ago, but I think they keep those updated pretty regularly, too, and you can get out of the military if you lack the ability to create a family care plan (single mother with no family, etc.).

I'm willing to bet his family care plan has his current wife as the primary guardian of the child.

This judge can't just make up shit to suit his whims.

[Acevalefor]

This judge can't just make up shit to suit his whims.

circuit court judge Margaret Noe

*her

[Aksannyi]

Lol, or that.

[bluefan]

JAG time.

[Nephlite]

Every so often, you'll see a civilian court try to overrule the Federal Government on issues like this. He'll get censored and removed most likely and it'll get overturned once a military lawyer steps in and pats him on the head while telling him he can't play with the big boys.

[The Stig]

cops had no choice, cow was black

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

laughed even more as i checked out the link and saw the pic of the cow, which was indeed black

[NynJa]

My money is on:
feminist judge, who feels kids need to primiarily be with their biological mothers to be raised properly.
or
anit-military judge

either way, she seems to have some kind of agenda.

[SamanosukeShiva]

Baltimore police shoot cow escaping from slaughterhouse
So, cow gets loose and police kill it. All I can picture is Jimbo and Ned from South Park screaming "It's coming right for us"

this posted yet? Baltimore PD sends their regards.

[Eticket]

Speaking of cows...

[arus2001]

this posted yet? Baltimore PD sends their regards.

[Tellahh]

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...enjoy-oral-sex

Two captive brown bears have been spotted enjoying oral sex, and researchers wonder if it’s because the two males were deprived of maternal suckling too soon.

Sexually stimulating behaviors that don’t lead to babies are rare among non-human (and especially non-primate) mammals. The illustrious list of animal masturbators includeasasdasd porcupines, walruses, squirrels, dolphins, and Adelie penginus. Those last two are also known to please themselves with dead animals. As for oral sex, female short-nosed fruit bats perform the deed, as do the famously titillating bonobos.

Now, a team led by Agnieszka Sergiel from the Polish Academy of Sciences in Krakow report fellatio among male brown browns -- the first time it’s been described in brown bears kept under proper conditions. The two unrelated bears were born in 2003 and put in a sanctuary in Kuterevo, Croatia, after being orphaned as cubs.

The researchers observed the two bears engaging in oral sex multiple times a day until they were at least 10 years old. The team logged 116 hours of observation time over six years, witnessing 28 acts of fellatio ranging between a minute to four.

One was always the giver and the other was always the receiver; the larger one never reciprocated. The smaller, giver bear would initiate contact by approaching the receiver while he was resting on his side with part of his abdomen exposed. Sometimes the giver bear would push his head into the nether regions or use his paws to separate the legs before settling into a more comfortable position.

Then, the “vigorous penile sucking” resulted in apparent ejaculation. That’s evidenced by muscular contractions and fluids on the muzzle of the provider, LiveScience reports. Afterwards, the bigger bear often pushed the other one off or turned away. As time went on, the behavior became increasing ritualized, and the oral sex wasn’t influenced when a female bear was introduced in 2010.

The researchers suggest that the behavior may be a consequence of being orphaned at an early age and likely began as a result of early deprivation of maternal suckling. Being weaned too early not only denies them of milk and sustenance, but also bonding and comfort from their mothers. That’s why some orphaned cubs would suck on the paws or ears of their siblings, as a substitute for their mother’s teats. The sex act likely persisted for several years because it remained satisfying for both parties involved.


Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...r6JDF4yvU4W.99

[Qalbert]

Fox News Reports Vast Conspiracy To Use Trained Bears To Push The Gay Agenda

[Jicent]

So booboo was yogi's prison bitch?

[Howie Roary]

don't forget the dic-a-nic basket

[Qalbert]

he's harder than the average bear

[Zeb]

was booboo a bear or a twink?

[Gokulo]

was booboo a bear or a twink?

Twink doesn't fit here at all. He could be a cub or something.

[Silenka]

TOKYO —

Famous for its neon lights and wild nightlife, Tokyo’s status as one of the world’s clubbing capitals looks set to survive a potentially ruinous police crackdown on—of all things—dancing.

In the topsy-turvy world of Japan’s clubland, party-goers currently risk being arrested for failing to obey “No Dancing” signs at venues.

An antiquated law prohibiting dancing after midnight, zealously enforced by police in recent years, has decimated much of Japan’s dance scene, with Tokyo taking some big hits.

However, with one eye on the 2020 Olympics, which was last year awarded to Tokyo, Japanese lawmakers have decided the time has come to change the party-pooping rule.

A government committee last month agreed the Law on Control and Improvement of Amusement Business, introduced in 1948 to curb prostitution at dance halls, needed overhauling.

“This law is unnecessary,” committee secretary general Tsukasa Akimoto, of the ruling Liberal-Democratic Party, told AFP. “Why should dancing be illegal? Obviously the Olympics are a factor. It’s realistic to expect the law to be changed by the end of this year.”

Tokyo prides itself as having one of the world’s most vibrant clubbing cultures yet for years the city’s famed nightspots have technically been operating illegally.

After decades of turning a blind eye to the clubs, a police crackdown began following the 2010 death of a 22-year-old student after a fight in an Osaka club.

Hit by a wave of raids, most of the city’s venues were shut down for licensing violations, pulling the plug on Osaka’s thriving dance scene.

Other cities quickly felt the pinch.

Big-name DJ Takkyu Ishino had a set broken up in Fukuoka when police crashed in and shut down the party in 2012. Ishino’s angry response on social media, “Dance is not a crime”, has been retweeted over 3,700 times.

Fellow techno mega-star Ken Ishii said: “I’ve had clubs cut the power to seem quiet inside because cops were snooping around the entrance. This law looks weird today.”

Tokyo club owners have also been arrested for permitting dancing after hours, while Japan’s hedonistic beach raves have been strangled by red tape.

The problem stems from classifications.

Because nightclubs serve alcohol, they fall into the same legal category as cabaret bars, where customers pay to drink in the company of hostesses.

Generally speaking they must close by midnight, prompting Tokyo’s famous super-clubs to skirt the law by operating as “live music” venues, where dancing is banned.

Or at least certain movements are.

“Stupid as it sounds, you can sway back and forth but not side to side,” said DJ Ko Kimura, a founding member of the C4 pressure group, which meets regularly with politicians and police chiefs.

“The police could come in and bust people any time, like writing speeding tickets,” he added. “But as long as there’s no trouble or noise, they don’t.”

Owners take no chances, hanging “No dancing” signs and banning words such as “DJ” and “dance”, as well as closing times, from event info.

Security guards outside Tokyo’s dance clubs emerge ninja-like from the shadows with flashlights, politely “shushing” patrons as they leave, so as not to upset the neighbours and reduce the risk of a police raid.

The International Olympic Committee’s decision to award the 2020 Games to Tokyo brought into sharp relief the current state of affairs for club owners.

“Can you imagine foreign athletes coming for the Olympics, wanting to party and getting arrested for dancing?” said Kimura. “It’s ridiculous. But we’re very close now to being able to change the law now.”

However, Japan’s National Police Agency remains stubbornly opposed.

The original 1948 law was tightened in the 1980s after a teenage girl was murdered in Tokyo after being picked up at a disco.

“The yakuza (Japanese organized crime syndicate members) aren’t really involved in the club scene—it doesn’t pay enough,” said Kimura. “Drugs are not a big problem in Japanese clubs. But what the police tell us constantly is they don’t want drunken club-goers fighting in the streets.”

But with the Olympics coming to Tokyo, Ishii, who composed the theme tune for the 1998 Winter Games, insisted the future looks bright.

“There’s a better atmosphere,” he said. “I hope this vibe continues and we see a reasonable law passed which will boost the cultural scene.”

http://www.japantoday.com/category/l...er-dancing-ban

lol wat Japan