Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

**Tokitoki** · 2014-09-24 10:42

Originally Posted by TummieGaruda

leaving the vagina cookies on the teacher’s desk.

Free cookies.

**Kyreth** · 2014-09-24 14:35

Originally Posted by Tokitoki

Free cookies.

Free NOOKIE cookies.

**Cream Soda** · 2014-09-25 01:39

Thread wouldn't be the same w/o some notable Florida entries.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local...ions/16150085/
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/e85d...eem-Taylor.jpg http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/e85d...ey-Coleman.jpg

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**Callisto** · 2014-09-25 13:06

http://tinyurl.com/njayykg

Prob some NSFW stuff in there.

**Vaspinne** · 2014-09-25 18:54

Meanwhile, in Canada;

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2014/09/b...package-photo/

(The website URL pretty much explains everything you need to know)

**Nephlite** · 2014-09-26 01:24

http://www.theguardian.com/media/201...s-sexist-jokes

Fox news makes sexist remarks about the female UAE Fighter Pilot in operations against ISIS.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-09-26 02:28

my expectations for fox news bottomed out years ago.

**Kuya** · 2014-09-26 08:34

Originally Posted by Nephlite

http://www.theguardian.com/media/201...s-sexist-jokes

Fox news makes sexist remarks about the female UAE Fighter Pilot in operations against ISIS.

You should post that in the feminism thread in the politics subforum.

**Outlaw** · 2014-09-26 17:47

Taco truck that was selling methamphetamine:

http://www.9news.com/story/news/crim...nver/16055615/

I want a Breaking Bad spinoff!

**Krazy** · 2014-09-27 17:34

Was it a Taco truck or Taco's truck?

**Brill Weave** · 2014-09-29 07:54

Originally Posted by Krazy

Was it a Taco truck or Taco's truck?

**AidenCarby** · 2014-10-01 02:33

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/l...930-story.html

Hooooooooooooly shit.

A least one person broke into a Foster Farms chicken shed in Fresno County this month and used a golf club to kill 920 birds, officials said Tuesday.

**notorious bum** · 2014-10-01 03:06

Former employee? Recent UFO abductee sent on a mission? Drastic measures taken to prepare for the holiday season? Tiger Woods?

**Meph** · 2014-10-01 06:15

all of the above

**Aksannyi** · 2014-10-01 06:55

Gives new meaning to "club chicken," huh.

**arus2001** · 2014-10-01 10:48

Originally Posted by notorious bum

Former employee? Recent UFO abductee sent on a mission? Drastic measures taken to prepare for the holiday season? Tiger Woods?

You forgot vegan and PETA member.

**Salodin** · 2014-10-02 05:50

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Gives new meaning to "club chicken," huh.

Ba dum tis

**notorious bum** · 2014-10-02 16:53

Um guys, this important.

How Animals Get High

Around a third of domestic cats can’t experience the good vibes. Stupid recessive genes.

Dogs enjoy licking the toxic secretions of the cane toad (Rhinella marina). Dogs will repeatedly seek out the cane toad, bother them so they produce a milky-white secretion containing bufotenin or 5-HO-DMT, and lick it up. That’s right, THAT DMT.

The problem comes when the dog gets too hooked. If they eat the toad or lick up too much, they may have a seizure and could fall into a coma.

Read more for elephants going on drunken rampages and killing people in villages and other crunk episodes of the animal kingdom.

**Aksannyi** · 2014-10-03 07:22

Man pushes giant testicle across U.S. for cancer awareness

Testicular cancer survivor Thomas Cantley is pushing a giant ball across America to raise awareness for men's health.

He quit his job and sold his house to push a six-foot 'testicle' from Los Angeles to New York City after he was diagnosed with testicular cancer, according to his website.

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird...roll/16610883/

In before people offended by a giant nut.

**Qalbert** · 2014-10-03 07:44

quitting your job? that takes big ball

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