Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Day]

No, they are still fucking retarded. Just because a philosophy professor tried to navigate through the bullshit that was spewed for some semblance of meaning doesn't make them any less totes crayons.

[Abandon]

*they're, and Hi Day

[Day]

Hi bud, have no idea what you mean

[Voyage1970]

Can't help but feel this is somewhat relevant....

[Kuya]

I don't think they really understand what they're saying. It's common for woo advocates and new age hippies to appriate stuff from quantum physics to make their shit seem more profound.

[Tricen]

It feels like any scene from a CSI-template show where they try to portray hacking or video games and they get like some of the words in there, but it's like, yo, no.

[Xno Kappa]

I don't think they really understand what they're saying. It's common for woo advocates and new age hippies to appriate stuff from quantum physics to make their shit seem more profound.

That's pretty much how I took it.

[Sepukku]

That interview might've been the dumbest thing I've ever read. The entire time I was hoping the journalist noted that at that point in the interview a WWE wrestler appeared out of nowhere and cracked one of their skulls open with a steel chair. I hope the mountain they'll be climbing was metaphorical and it is inside them, because there's no way an underweight hipster with a traumatic brain injury, wearing $10k in clothes from daddy, is climbing K-2. But kudos to them, they are indeed on their way to being the craziest people on Earth.

I suspect within 10 years we'll see them go the Home alone kid / Olson twin route and they'll be on some hard drugs and washed up.

[Aristio]

It feels like any scene from a CSI-template show where they try to portray hacking or video games and they get like some of the words in there, but it's like, yo, no.

[Xno Kappa]

It feels like any scene from a CSI-template show where they try to portray hacking or video games and they get like some of the words in there, but it's like, yo, no.

[The Stig]

My feels ^^

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ve-finish.html

Big article with lots of pics. Loved it.

[Meph]

My feels ^^
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ve-finish.html
Big article with lots of pics. Loved it.

[TummieGaruda]

edit wrong thread

[Kyreth]

Ever been so stupid and angry you accidentally kill yourself?

This guy was.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publics...s-park/2207841

"Emery was upset because he could not find his lighter, police said. He grabbed a revolver and threatened to shoot the dog. He pulled back the hammer on the gun to emphasize his threat, police said. But later as he tried to release the hammer, the gun fired while Emery had it pointed at his face, investigators said.

Emery has had 34 contacts with Pinellas Park police since 2012, the department said. He was recently arrested three times in five days: Oct. 12 on a domestic battery count; Oct. 15 on aggravated assault and resisting arrest charges; and Oct. 17 on a charge of leaving the scene of a crash. Those cases were pending at the time of his death."

[Acevalefor]

How is this not in the florida thread? lol

[SamanosukeShiva]

really really good watch

[Vandole]

Someone PM'd me instead of spamming posts to post this in here.

can you add this link to miss piggy random news

nationalreport.net/mom-calls-911-on-son-new-self-rape-law/

about time someone follows the rules

[Blubbartron]

Someone PM'd me instead of spamming posts to post this in here.



about time someone follows the rules

The person following the rules gave you a fake (satirical) news story to post.

[Aristio]

National Report is akin to The Onion.

[archibaldcrane]

Except it's usually terrible and rarely funny.