Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Mazmaz]

just like the Onion then

[Melena]

just like the Onion then

Yet less terrible and more funny than you.

[Brill Weave]

Yet less terrible and more funny than you.

[Zeb]

Watermelon sale

[Qalbert]

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/sto...apon/19823923/

A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

[Sepukku]

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/sto...apon/19823923/

Domestic violence is bad and all, but how you gonna call the cops over a McChicken being tossed at you? I look down on that so severely I almost suspect even other women would look down on the chick who called the police over that. Toughen up. Its a McChicken

Things women have thrown at me in rage:

A plate
Shampoo bottle
Textbooks
Scissors

Did not call the cops in any event.

[Blubbartron]

Domestic violence is bad and all, but how you gonna call the cops over a McChicken being tossed at you? I look down on that so severely I almost suspect even other women would look down on the chick who called the police over that. Toughen up. Its a McChicken

Things women have thrown at me in rage:

A plate
Shampoo bottle
Textbooks
Scissors

Did not call the cops in any event.

Something something patriarchy?

On the one hand, I'd tend to agree with you. On the other, don't stick your dick in crazy, and don't let crazy get off the hook without consequences just because you're a big tough dude. Especially not when they start throwing sharps.

[Aksannyi]

May not have really been about the sandwich at all, but you know how the media loves ridiculous shit like this.

I mean I have never been angry enough to throw a fucking sandwich at someone, but seriously if he was that angry chances are she was probably scared for her safety? Maybe he has had previous anger issues/incidents and she can sense that he's about to really go off and start throwing things that might do some damage instead of just get mayo all over your shirt? Granted I have no way of knowing, but it sounds like this guy was really fucking upset and I personally would not feel all that comfortable with someone who is going into a rage like that. I don't blame her for calling the cops. But I'm also not surprised that the media thought, "Domestic violence? Why would we cover that? He threw a McChicken! That's golden!"

[notorious bum]

One of the biggest pornography companies in the world has launched a webseries called Border Patrol Sex that features American border patrol agents catching undocumented Mexican and Central American immigrant women attempting to cross the border, arresting them, handcuffing them, raping them, and then sending them back to Mexico.

http://www.dailydot.com/politics/bor...assault/?tw=pl

Porn industry has been selling racist shit for decades. What, are they hiring reality TV show writers for ideas now? I can't think of any clever puns atm...

[Kuya]

Lol

[Melena]

http://www.dailydot.com/politics/bor...assault/?tw=pl

Porn industry has been selling racist shit for decades. What, are they hiring reality TV show writers for ideas now? I can't think of any clever puns atm...

Still not nearly as the most racist video porn game ever made, Custer's Revenge

[Kerberoz]

I've seen that series. Most of the girls aren't even latina :/

[Qalbert]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...615&ref=NZH_Tw

Chlorine gas sickened several people and forced the evacuation of thousands of guests from a suburban Chicago hotel early on Sunday, including many dressed in cartoonish animal costumes for an annual furries convention who were ushered across the street to a convention centre that was hosting a dog show.

Nineteen people who became nauseous or dizzy were treated at local hospitals, and at least 18 were released shortly thereafter.

The source of the gas was apparently chlorine powder left in a ninth-floor stairwell at the Hyatt Regency O'Hare, according to the Rosemont Public Safety Department.

Investigators believe the gas was created intentionally and are treating it as a criminal matter.

The hotel is hosting the 2014 Midwest FurFest convention, also called "Anthrocon", where attendees celebrate animals that are anthropomorphic - meaning they've been given human characteristics - through art, literature and performance.

Many of the attendees, who refer to themselves as "furries", wore cartoonish animal outfits.

[TummieGaruda]

Australian Couple spends $50,000 and a trip to the US to undergo gender selection for their new baby

With three sons already, Jayne Cornwill and her husband Jon were intent on having a baby girl to complete their “family puzzle”.

So much so, when it came to a fourth child, the couple decided to travel to the US for gender selection treatment – a controversial procedure banned in Australia.

Apparently the disappointment of not having a girl was described by the mother as "mourning the death of a child you never had.” Other articles state that the mother had issues with depression and wanted a girl because she wanted a mother-daughter relationship and the father wanted to walk their daughter down the isle.

[Aksannyi]

*Aggressively hopes the girl ends up being trans*

[BaneTheBrawler]

is it really that bad to want a daughter, though?

[Aksannyi]

I don't think it's bad to want a daughter but to genetically engineer one is going a little far.

[hey]

That isn't really genetic engineering.

[BaneTheBrawler]

why? would you be less offended if they just aborted all the male fetuses until they got a female? or should they carry every single one to term and then adopt them out? or just take what you get and like it or else?

this is the natural next step of the Right to Choice.

[Drex]

is it really that bad to want a daughter, though?

the sort of mentality (parents first) that leads someone to do this tends to emerge in interactions with the other children and almost always leads to a flurry of psych disorders