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[Aksannyi]

I'm pretty normal and I drink from the tap so it's not the water.

I am a transplant to the area so maybe it's just the natives lol.

[Fievel]

I'm pretty normal

eh

[Qalbert]

are your friends in that area norm- oh wait

[BaneTheBrawler]

i wonder if the burn unit is normal

[Abandon]

holy jesus lmao

[Brill Weave]

are your friends in that area norm- oh wait

[Qalbert]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbea...ege/ar-BBhoEXQ

A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a closet at Daytona State College in Daytona Beach, Fla., for two days until police let them out Tuesday -- and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.
After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone.
A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.

[Abandon]

i love crackheads

[Karbuncle]

I could tell before even reading the article both of them are probably years deep in some crack. While the article doesn't confirm it, you ... simply can't mistake the tell-tale skeletor effect.

[Blubbartron]

I find it more creepy that they look like they could be related.

[Anoat]

I mean, when you get a neck tattoo, you might as well give up on becoming a productive member of society. Unless you are in a rock band or NFL team.

[Aksannyi]

Or a tattoo artist.

[notorious bum]

Neck tattoos are marks of the devil?

[Gadritan]

I mean, when you get a neck tattoo, you might as well give up on becoming a productive member of society. Unless you are in a rock band or NFL team.

20 years ago I'd agree. Now adays? Hell, there's a fuck ton of great people with sleeves, neck tatts etc. I've seen it in law enforcement, the medical field, management, IT, and personally I'm a contractor who builds homes amongst other things for people with a pretty big piece on mine. I don't smoke, drink, party, or any of that. I spend most of my free hours at home with my wife and daughter. The worst thing I'm guilty of is staying up late to sneak in some vidya games.

I know you weren't that serious, but c'mon man!

[Anoat]

That is completely the image I picture when I think of a neck tat. Redneck meth head/crack head/waste of DNA. Is that fair? No, and I'm sure there are plenty of respectable people with heavy ink like you mentioned, but the stereotype is there and will stay for a looooong time because of trailer trash like those two winners.

[notorious bum]

I can kinda relate, when I was younger, all those prison TV dramas and shit made me prejudice towards any tattoos that weren't on the typical leg/arm locations. Same goes for the "tramp stamp" stigma, such a high volume of shitty tattoos were produced, it didn't matter how nice the art was, the location doomed it.

[Moss]

she could be hot if not for the drugs. crack ruins another promising porn career!

[Cyn]

she could be hot if not for the drugs. crack ruins another promising porn career!

Yeah I was kind of thinking the same myself.

[Acevalefor]

Oh look. Florida Strikes again:
Man kills mom by cutting off her head

Warning: Auto-play video on website.
I guess we can always trust CNN to do one of the top 3 most annoying things for internet users.

[BaneTheBrawler]

she could be hot if not for the drugs. crack ruins another promising porn career!

my thought as well. she looks vaguely similar to angelina jolie.