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[TummieGaruda]

you guys I think we're all missing the most important question here:

how long until someone makes a gay interracial porn titled 50 Shades of Gay?

There's already parodies of 50 shades in almost any situation you can imagine. Hell there is even a collection or rural sex stories called 50 bales of Hay.

[Melena]

My personal favorite

http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Sheds-Gr...+sheds+of+grey

[SamanosukeShiva]

NSFL, but a really good watch.

[SamanosukeShiva]

^TLDR: cure for cancer could be available as early as 2016

[Anoat]

I've read a lot of fucked up things in my life, but this one is near the top of the list. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrymple...ted#.ola7VVNLG

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[Anoat]

I've read a lot of fucked up things in my life, but this one is near the top of the list. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrymple...ted#.ola7VVNLG

admin edit: article linking rules

[Yuri-G]

can we get a kickstarter going to revoke her bail?

[Mrbeansman]

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/03/03...pocking-5-bill

ROFL

[Aksannyi]

"It's not illegal, but please don't do it."

Such a Canadian thing to say lol.

[Coren]

http://gawker.com/man-brings-dead-bo...ium=socialflow

Oh look, it's in Florida (/shocked!)

Crazy neighbor gets in a fight with his Buddhist pacifist neighbor over an outhouse the crazy one sets up... and then takes the body to his lawyer's office. Hmm. Definitely sounds like self-defense.

[Outlaw]

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...295375541.html

Yeah they are little dogs but how do you not notice?

[Xantavia]

Teacher gets 90 days jailtime for showing movie to class

Substitute teacher showed a class the "ABC's of Death", and found guilty of disseminating matter harmful to juveniles.

[Oreth]

Funny one from back home in Ireland.... Shrooms / Meth / Ecstasy and a lot of others have been legalized in error by an appeal court ruling ... Government has to have an emergency ruling and pull an all nighter to adjust the drugs act... They are all currently legal or at least for the next 24 hours haha!

http://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2015/0310/686021-drugs/

Ridiculous stuff...

[Qalbert]

http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Victi...295557741.html

The victim of a burglary says her father’s ashes were stolen and that two relatives and a third man are to blame after they thought they were stealing cocaine.

“I just couldn’t believe that they would take the ashes,” said Debora Matthews, the victim of the robbery. “But you know, they were kids and I guess just stupid.”

Matthews says Devin Gesell and two minors rummaged through her home in St. Peters, stealing several items in addition to the ashes. She also says she believes the minors are two of her father’s grandchildren.

“I’m very upset because of the minors. I mean [they] were his grandsons,” Matthews said. “They did that to their grandfather. They didn’t even realize it was their grandfather’s ashes.”

She says the three thought the ashes stored in a container was cocaine, but after they tasted it, they realized what they had really stolen. However, instead of bring it back, they scattered the ashes all over the highway as they fled.

[Tricen]

Funny one from back home in Ireland.... Shrooms / Meth / Ecstasy and a lot of others have been legalized in error by an appeal court ruling ... Government has to have an emergency ruling and pull an all nighter to adjust the drugs act... They are all currently legal or at least for the next 24 hours haha!

http://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2015/0310/686021-drugs/

Ridiculous stuff...

[Yuri-G]

http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Victi...295557741.html

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...2_image_15.jpg

[Eticket]

Ugh.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/10/us/chi...730aStoryPhoto

A 7-month-old girl has died after reportedly having her throat cut with a power saw in a Chicago home, authorities said.

The baby's grandmother, 52-year-old Manuela Rodriguez, has been charged with first degree murder over the death.

Police believe Rodriguez cut the girl's throat with the power saw because she wouldn't stop crying, the broadcasters reported.

[Aksannyi]

What the fuck.

[vagus]

Wow!

[Salodin]

Well this thread escalated quickly...