Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Anoat]

Courtney Stodden has released a sex tape. Courtney Stodden, as you may remember, is famous for being the 16 year old wife of 51 year old actor Doug Hutchison (most notably the leader of the DHARMA Initiative on Lost). She is now 20 years old. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...=Entertainment

[myreality]

This has a preview of the tape and obviously NSFW. I don't know why but she creeps me the fuck out.

http://gawker.com/the-first-clip-fro...ium=socialflow

[notorious bum]

Cool story, bros.

[Salodin]

She's only 20 years old? She already looks like shes 50 and trying to cover it up with plastic surgery. Yuck...

[myreality]

http://www.ibtimes.com/spiders-rain-...y-town-1925810

Million of spiders rain on town. Literally Millions.

[Gokulo]

Bomb the town

[notorious bum]

Here comes the rain again(of spiderz)
Falling on my head like a memory(of Kerbz)
Falling on my head like a new emotion(arachnophobia)
I want to walk in the open wind(and not die)
I want to talk like lovers do(let's build a blowtorch)
I want dive into your ocean(of gasoline)
Is it raining with you?(dead babies)

[Brill Weave]

This has a preview of the tape and obviously NSFW. I don't know why but she creeps me the fuck out.

http://gawker.com/the-first-clip-fro...ium=socialflow

Next step is straight up porn. I don't find her attractive at all.

[Anoat]

TLC has cancelled the Duggar family reality show "19 And Counting" after news has come out that several years ago, the oldest son, Josh, molested several underage girls including his sisters. The parents reportedly knew about it for three months and did nothing, before seeking the advice of elders in their church. Another nine months went by and they finally contacted police about it. No charges were ever filed.

WTF.

[Melena]

Money talks. As far as TV is concerned, at least nothing of value is lost, but hopefully the victims take them to civil court and clean up.

[Ksandra]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...poop-rain.html


Airplane released poop over an area where a girl was having her sweet 16 party.

[archibaldcrane]

TLC has cancelled the Duggar family reality show "19 And Counting" after news has come out that several years ago, the oldest son, Josh, molested several underage girls including his sisters. The parents reportedly knew about it for three months and did nothing, before seeking the advice of elders in their church. Another nine months went by and they finally contacted police about it. No charges were ever filed.

WTF.

The Arkansas police officer they talked to, who "scolded" the then 14-year old son, is currently serving a 57-year prison sentence for possession of child pornography.

You can't make this shit up.

[archibaldcrane]

Also people (including Oprah) have known about the molestations for almost a decade now.

[FNH]

Judge ordered the record be destroyed Thursday. What kind of cover-up deal was made?
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2...?news-arkansas

[myreality]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...poop-rain.html


Airplane released poop over an area where a girl was having her sweet 16 party.

The father set it up to give his daughter a life lesson.

[myreality]

http://news4sanantonio.com/m/news/fe...k-135107.shtml

Mother found pushing dead 3-year-old in swing

.............

[BaneTheBrawler]

sad.

[jmc]

http://www.boston.com/news/local/mas...t5M/story.html

A Boston attorney who spends his days representing defendants charged with operating under the influence was arraigned today, accused of drunkenly operating a boat during an accident that resulted in a 19-year-old woman’s arm being cut off by the vessel’s propeller.

Benjamin Urbelis, 33, of Charlestown, was arraigned in Boston Municipal Court on charges of “operating a boat while under the influence causing serious bodily injury, negligent operation of a boat, and operating a motorboat without a legally required identification number,” according to the Suffolk County District Attorney’s office.

R

OUI Lawyer Charged with OUI on a boat.

Boats name is "NAUT GUILTY"

[Anoat]

You know, if I was the judge I'd be acquitting him based on that amazing pun alone. It's a good thing I'm not a judge.

[arus2001]

Truly, it was all for naut.