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[Buffy]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/06/ny...=pl-share&_r=0

[myreality]

If the guy does not have a mental illness then he deserves it.

Brb, gotta travel to the past with a Rolex to fight spirits. Then buy a 170 mile gold bridge for spirits to walk on.

For those that don't want to read. He spent 720k trying to get a women to love him who later died then tried to have her spirit possess a random 31 year old women. He became suspicious when the women he liked turned out to be 24.....

[Tricen]

Hmm... I wouldn't go as far as saying mental illness. I feel like everyone is throwing mental illness around a lot, trying to explain human tendencies. He was in love and people to stupid and crazy things while in love. Don't get me wrong, that was exponentially crazy and really fucked... Kinda reminds me of the Dr. Phil (LOL I KNOW) episode where this guy thought he was being spied on by the government or some shit and he brought "proof" and it was like wow you crazy bruh.

[BaneTheBrawler]

If the guy does not have a mental illness then he deserves it.

that's a really shitty thing to say

[myreality]

that's a really shitty thing to say

Really?

In summer 2013, the man was melancholy. He had a good job in marketing, with an office in New York, some support staff and a growing list of connections. But he had met a woman in Arizona named Michelle. He was in love. She was not. “The girl didn’t want to be with me, and the girl had categorically made that clear,” he wrote in the statement.

Psychic definitely played on his emotions and if he just walked out with a 11.5k tab, fine he got hustled.

1st visit $2,500
2nd visit $9,000

The guy believed evil spirits were keeping the women that he just met from loving him back. Most people would find that incredibly creepy.

To keep the evil spirits at bay the Psychic needed Diamonds to fight with......
40k was dished out.

He met up with his love again where she felt that he was a creep. Didn't want anything more to do with him. Probably while explaining what he went through to get the evil spirits keeping her love from him.

56k was spent because an evil spirit was once again stalking her because she stopped talking to him.

Lets not get into the 150 miles of gold bridges, time travel, and reincarnation bits that eventually led to his 720k expenditure. Where he begged friends a family when he finally ran out of his own money.

This is worthy of an Onion Article. The guy deserved it.

Maybe mental illness was a bit strong but i have a hard time believing that someone successful in marketing did not have the critical thinking skills to see through this with the $2,500 visit. The guy definitely needs some type of therapy though.

[BaneTheBrawler]

oh, nevermind, i misread that as "he deserves a mental illness"

herpaderp

[Anoat]

http://news.yahoo.com/heartache-japa...71715347.html#

Heartache for Japan's real-life 40-year-old virgins
AFP By Harumi Ozawa
16 hours ago

Takashi Sakai is a healthy 41-year-old heterosexual man with a good job and a charming smile. But he's never had sex, one of a growing number of middle-aged Japanese men who are still virgins.

Sakai has never even had any kind of relationship with a woman, and says he has no idea how he might get to know one.

"I've never had a girlfriend. It's never happened," he said. "It's not like I'm not interested. I admire women. But I just cannot get on the right track."

"There is no need to be so pessimistic," he said. "After all, being a virgin isn't fatal."

[notorious bum]

They need to bring back Golden Boy.

[The Stig]

http://wgntv.com/2015/06/08/women-ge...hrows-punches/

I only watched 20 secods of part 1 as I had to turn it off due to users turning up at desk, but what I found amusing what the lady who was in what I think is a mobility scooter was perfectly able to walk (and fight!).

[TsingTao]

Guy off camera half why through sums it up perfectly.

"This is white trash at its finest"

[Tokitoki]

Rat linked me to this. I thought the kid was hilarious at first, yelling in his mom's defense, but then it go horrible. He started kicking and punching the woman himself, hitting her with bottles, and even took the cap off one and shot it in the woman's face.

Sure, the woman on the scooter was apparently being a complete tool and piece of crap to an employee, but there's no reason the kid should have that attitude. The brunette definitely has issues of her own if she's throwing down in a Walmart and her kid is that aggressive.

[Qalbert]

http://www.businessinsider.com/pornh...n-space-2015-6

PornHub has launched an Indiegogo campaign to make a sex tape on the final frontier: space.

The campaign, titled Sexploration, aims to raise $3.4 million to make a porno in space featuring Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins as astronauts.

Those who donate to the campaign will be entitled to a range of prizes, all of which have space-inspired names. Awards include early access to the resulting film, an opportunity to interview Eva and Johnny, and a gift of porn props from the film.

The top prize, called the Uranus prize, will award the person who donates $150,000 or more one of the two space suits worn in the film complete with underwear (we hope they wash that).

[Gokulo]

(we hope they wash that).

Do they?

[zoobernut]

Oh the avatar it works so well with the news story. As for the movie, that just sounds messy. What vehicle would they be filming this in? I doubt they would get permission to do it in the ISS or on Soyez. Is Space-X big enough?

[archibaldcrane]

They'd better arrange an epic zero-G money shot.

[notorious bum]

"Space, the final frontier...."

Off topic, but why in the fuck is Deep Space Nine not being shown on syndication anywhere on TV?

[Kyreth]

"Space, the final frontier...."

Off topic, but why in the fuck is Deep Space Nine not being shown on syndication anywhere on TV?

Syfy bought the rights to the series.

[myreality]

http://www.businessinsider.com/pornh...n-space-2015-6

I want the history books to claim that pornagraphy was the best selling point for future space programs.

[Sepukku]

They'd better arrange an epic zero-G money shot.

Oh god lol The whole rocket goes down in flames cause the cumshot floats away and gets in the electrical wiring.

[Galkaeater]

They'd better arrange an epic zero-G money shot.