Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[myreality]

Trump vs Chapo deathmatch needs to occur.

[Byrthnoth]

I want to see a massive battle of minions. Chapo's hardened drug dealers vs. every hired gun Trump can buy. They should have the showdown in Ohio so there will be no collateral damage.

[arus2001]

They should have the showdown in Ohio so there will be no collateral damage.

[NynJa]

They should have the showdown in Ohio so there will be no collateral damage.

See that Brill, Byth doesnt care if anything happens to you.

So 2 days ago some girl was filmed getting doubleteamed in public at the Calgary Stampede. Her initial response was to call everyone "jealous haters"...yet has now closed all her social media accounts. They (the girl and 2 guys) went to the police, and are citing "cyberbullying"...yet have essentially turned themselves in for public indecency.

http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/142...-into-charges/

And this is her follow up:


I have no words.

[Byrthnoth]

See that Brill, Byth doesnt care if anything happens to you.

See that, Brill? Nynja thinks Pittsburgh is in Ohio.

[Aksannyi]

Not that I care much for defending NynJa, but Brill has talked numerous times about the fact that he regularly has to go to Ohio for his job.

[BaneTheBrawler]

yeah but even drug cartels and billionaires need AAA

[Yuri-G]

So 2 days ago some girl was filmed getting doubleteamed in public at the Calgary Stampede. Her initial response was to call everyone "jealous haters"...yet has now closed all her social media accounts. They (the girl and 2 guys) went to the police, and are citing "cyberbullying"...yet have essentially turned themselves in for public indecency.

http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/142...-into-charges/

I need a link to this video... you know, for science.

[archibaldcrane]

https://vid.me/wkXo

[NynJa]

See that, Brill? Nynja thinks Pittsburgh is in Ohio.

What Aks said, Brill seemingly spends more time in Ohio than he does in Pittsburgh.

I need a link to this video... you know, for science.

You're not missing much

[myreality]

http://freebeacon.com/issues/taxpaye...ans-are-obese/

Mod edit: Please read the article linking rules.

[BaneTheBrawler]

at first glance that sounds ridiculous but tbh reading some of that it does seem mildly useful/interesting. on the scale of things, a few million is a piddling amount, and tbh i'd rather it go to weird/silly science than over-priced superultramegatanks

[notorious bum]

Yeah, more useless fluff news to occupy the minds of the simple. It seems like there's one of these "gubment spending" stories every 3-6 months, right on cue as major economical shit is happening all around us. Throw in the latest attempt at getting Planned Parenthood defunded/shut down = All mah tax payer monies is being wasted!

[zoobernut]

I didn't see this posted anywhere yet. I thought this whole story was bizarre but entertaining to watch as it unfolds. I am not sure if NY Daily News is reputable but I didn't see any indications that this was a joke article.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...1594?cid=bitly

Dead LA man who had 1,200 guns, underwater car identified; believed to be ‘part alien’ secret government worker

[AoE]

It's not but better than the NY Post

[Tokitoki]

It's not but better than the NY Post

This.

It's one of those papers that people stand on highway exit/entrance ramps selling.

[zoobernut]

Well either way the story is pretty funny and it isn't a joke. If you google search LA Alien the news story pops up in all the local news agencies as well as some others. Guy is found dead in his vehicle parked on the street. Police find over 1,200 guns and approximately 7 tons of ammunition in his house. They also find 14 vehicles one of which is an underwater SUV. His fiancee tells police that he was having trouble breathing but didn't want to call 911 or go to the hospital and when he died she drove his body in the car down the road and parked it there. Then she left for Oregon. She said that her fiancee identified himself as part alien and said he worked for several different secret unnamed government agencies.

[myreality]

http://kfor.com/2015/07/23/it-was-ju...s-man-on-fire/

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[Aristio]

Christians deal with the moral dilemma of protesting, or signing their souls away.

Spoiler: show

[TummieGaruda]

Employee Sent Home After Shorts From Her Own Store Deemed 'Too Revealing,' She Says

I had a good laugh at this one. JCP has a dress code that says no shorts and there are apparently numerous posters in the employee areas that remind them about this. Doesn't matter if the shorts are from the "career" section of the store.