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[Cantih]

That's why you have a sporran.

[Aksannyi]

A guy in a skirt has a stigma, a guy in a kilt does not. So I don't really agree that it's the same.

[Rooney]

Kilts don't have pockets.

Look up utilikilts. Have a couple, and they're comfy as fuck. And watching people stare is always fun. Sporrans are also pretty nice.

[Acevalefor]

I'm all for it, down with gender roles.

So does this mean I have to pee sitting down now?

[FNH]

A guy in a skirt has a stigma, a guy in a kilt does not. So I don't really agree that it's the same.

Why would anyone of either gender really want to wear a skirt? Could I not accomplish the same purpose with shorts?

[BerenTebogo]

Seriously we need shorts for all. Who actually wants to wear a skirt?

Zero part of me wants anything to do with a skirt for so many reasons, none of which have anything to do with masculinity.

[FNH]

Yea after I posted I made a mental pro's and cons list between shorts and skirts and shorts have more pros and less cons.

and then I realized how much time I wasted on this.

[Aksannyi]

I personally like skirts, but I understand they're not everyone's cup of tea. I'm just supportive of the freedom for people to dress however they fucking want. Also, shorts look bad on some body types, and the way women's shorts are made it's either they don't cover your ass at all, or they're so long you look like you're wearing mom jeans - unless you're tall, which I'm not.

So does this mean I have to pee sitting down now?

Only if you want to.

[BaneTheBrawler]

pockets for all


down with skirts


down with shorts


down with pants



only pockets

[Clash Perez]

Honestly, I'd entertain the idea for those days when it's too fucking hot and even though I'm wearing shorts my balls are sweating like what.

I do have a minimum number of pockets on anything I wear, though. At least three, and if I have to sit on a pocket it doesn't count. These look like they fit the bill.

...I might just back this. Come at me

[Meph]

Fuck yes, backing that shit

[Tokitoki]

Women wear pants, why shouldn't guys wear skirts?

A lot of guys on the subway have enough trouble keeping their legs closed with pants on. You really want a bunch of guys wearing skirts, legs spread open, junk hanging out? That shits just going to sit there staring at you the whole ride.

[Aksannyi]

Do you not wear underwear? I mean if you're not wearing underwear and showing your junk that's indecent exposure. It works the same way for women.

[Byrthnoth]

Above-the-knees skirts (for the breeze, although I've met girls who claim shorts are as cool/cooler) and bras (bros, a la Seinfeld) are the most practical pieces of clothing that women have to offer across the gender divide.

Men have the more practical version of everything else already.

[Tokitoki]

Do you not wear underwear? I mean if you're not wearing underwear and showing your junk that's indecent exposure. It works the same way for women.

Have you never seen a pair of boxers? They're not exactly form fitting. Hell my junk pops out of the fly sometimes if there's no button. If that fabric pulls away from the leg a little you've got a one eyed snake staring you down with his two buddies.

[Aksannyi]

Well if you're the type for whom ballslips are common, don't wear skirts, or else wear boxer-briefs on that day or something. I often wear different types of underwear depending on what I've put on for the day. It really should be a non-issue. If your shit is showing or if you think your shit is gonna show then fucking close your legs and be decent.

And (again), this goes for men and women, because some women don't get this concept either.

[Tokitoki]

You seem to have never been on NYC subways. Good luck.

[Salodin]

Stop trying to make male skirts happen Aks. It's not going to happen.

[FNH]

Stop trying to make male skirts happen Aks. It's not going to happen.

Seriously, if men had wanted it, they would have taken it long ago.

[Charismatic]

Aren't there better things for people to do with their time? There's nothing keeping a dude from wearing a skirt if he wants to already and yet very few do.
Why would this change? lol