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[Dimmauk]

pockets for all


down with skirts


down with shorts


down with pants



only pockets

I'm starting a Kickstarter for thongs with pockets.

[FNH]

I'm starting a Kickstarter for thongs with pockets.

[Ardrial]

Aren't there better things for people to do with their time? There's nothing keeping a dude from wearing a skirt if he wants to already and yet very few do.
Why would this change? lol

Social Stigma is hardly "nothing" but no a kickstarter isn't going to change social stigma.

[Aksannyi]

Stop trying to make male skirts happen Aks. It's not going to happen.

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

[Meph]

you're all a bunch of haters. funding gonna go through and I'm gonna wear a man-skirt.

[Pirian]

I'm wearing a tux-kilt for my Scottish wedding (neither her nor I are Scottish). Shits are badass.

[Brill Weave]

I'm wearing a tux-kilt for my Scottish wedding (neither her nor I are Scottish). Shits are badass.

[Anoat]

Ariel Winter, aka the middle daughter on Modern Family, aka Moogles in various FF games, underwent breast reduction surgery. She went from a 32F(!!!) to a 34D. http://www.glamour.com/inspired/blog...east-reduction

The Modern Family wardrobe dept. deserves a fucking Emmy for keeping those things hidden, I could have sworn she was like 13.

[Gokulo]

Had no idea she did moogles. Also dem knockers have been pretty prominent in the last seasons

[Blubbartron]

Sadness. Hopefully they did a good job, at least. All of the breast reduction pornstars I've seen have hideously awful scarring, and their boobs are misshapen and weird.

[myreality]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/lord...rit-crowdfund/

NEWS
Architects crowdfund to build £1.85 billion Minas Tirith in England

A group of architects has launched a crowdfunding campaign in the hopes of raising almost £2 billion in order to build a lifesize replica of Lord of the Rings city Minas Tirith in the south of England.

If they manage to raise the sum within the 60 day limit, Tolkien fans will then have the chance to live or work in the creation, whose original version was laid siege to by the full forces of Mordor in The Return of the King.

The campaign's leader, Jonathan Wilson, has estimated building costs of £15 million for land, £188 million for labour and £1.4 billion for materials.

Any money left over after the project is finished after 2023 will be used for "maintenance and public services" until 2053.

"We are an ambitious team of architects and structural engineers who are passionate about creating a beautiful, inspirational and fully-functioning replica of Peter Jackson's depiction of Minas Tirith, as seen in his Lord of the Rings films," Wilson wrote on the campaign's IndieGoGo page.

"We all share a love of Tolkien's work, and a desire to challenge the common perception of community and architecture. We believe that, in realising Minas Tirith, we can create not only the most remarkable tourist attraction on the planet, but also a wonderfully unique place to live and work."

Rewards for those who donate to the campaign range from a follow on Twitter (£3) to being made a Lord or Lady of the city, with use of a horse-drawn carriage to transport their family (£100,000).

However, Minas Tirith's future aristocracy has yet to make their presence felt: after 11 days, the total raised rests at just over £400.

[Aksannyi]

Unrelated: Cedar Point guest dies after entering restricted area, being struck by Raptor coaster

http://fox8.com/2015/08/13/sandusky-...t-near-raptor/

At approximately 5 p.m., a guest entered a restricted, fenced area of the Raptor roller coaster and was struck by the ride. Park safety officials responded immediately to the situation. Unfortunately the guest has passed away. Local authorities are on the scene conducting an investigation.

[AidenCarby]

Derp

[6souls]

Kickstarter: Unisex Skirt

Spoiler: show

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects.../unisex-skirts

Nearly funded!

Funded!

[pohibaba]

http://www.vice.com/read/the-berenst...llel-universes

Several theorists in particular think that the Berenst(E)ain Bear conspiracy is proof of the Mandela Effect.

The Mandela Effect is the brainchild of Fiona Broome, and it pulls its name from when a large group of people all had vivid memories of Nelson Mandela dying in prison. A thing that in this timeline, as they say, never happened. The theory reasons that if there is a large population of people who all share a similar false memory then the phenomenon is "related to alternate history and parallel realities."

It's silly how much of my entire net worth I would have bet on it being BerenstEin. Does this confuse any of you as much as it does me?

[Krazy]

No. I remember thinking "That seems like a stupid way to spell that" when I was a kid and knew without a doubt it was spelled with an 'a'.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Same here.

[pohibaba]

Obviously your memories are from after the parallel realities split. This is good, we're getting closer to pinpointing the moment it happened.

[Howie Roary]

I used to read those books as a kid in my house which was a little bit bigger on the inside than the outside of the house should be able to contain.

[Ragnus]

http://reverbpress.com/justice/shotg...-bundy-jaynes/

TX judge court orders a shotgun wedding, and writing of a bible verse as terms of a probation for misdemeanor assault.