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[Moss]

A teenager stupid enough to pick up a strange gun, take pictures with it while pointing it at himself is stupid enough to be a pleasant removal from the gene pool.

And the BART guy lived and can still breed, meaning he's ineligible.

Would've been a real shame if he had survived and learned from his mistake.

99% of the time I agree with "loldarwinism" posts, but I can't agree with the callousness shown toward the death of an innocent 19 year old that didn't show the proper respect for a gun.

[Meph]

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A family who says their deceased relative's body was misplaced and the wrong corpse displayed for a private viewing has sued a funeral company in Ohio.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/ba6fa...-leads-lawsuit

[Kyreth]

Would've been a real shame if he had survived and learned from his mistake.

99% of the time I agree with "loldarwinism" posts, but I can't agree with the callousness shown toward the death of an innocent 19 year old that didn't show the proper respect for a gun.

Old enough to enlist and die with a gun in his hands, stupid enough to point it at himself and shoot. It was his own damn fault, nobody handed him the gun, made him point at himself and he was an adult in every sense of the word here.

A very stupid adult. Let him be an object lesson about why treating a gun in a casual manner is a great way to stop breathing, and maybe it -might- stop someone smarter from pulling the same fool thing.

[kuronosan]

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/ba6fa...-leads-lawsuit

So if the body was lost, how did they know the makeup was poorly done on the real body?

[Roranora]

the embalming was done so well he was revived and dude just peaced out

[Roranora]

checked the link, Nivina doesn't sound like a dude nor someone who'd just roll with resuscitation like that

[The Stig]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/opinio...car/?ref=fbshr

I READ about a man who was caught keying a swanky car. A proper full-on swanky car. An Aston Martin V8 Vanquish, if you please.

Do you know what an Aston Martin V8 Vanquish would set you back? Somewhere in the region of £90,000.

Gary Brissett spotted an Aston Martin V8 Vanquish parked outside a supermarket and decided, for no discernible reason, to take his keys from his pocket and run them along the length of the vehicle's bodywork.

Author praises a random man who went and keyed an Aston Martin V8 Vanquish (approx £90000/$130,000 in value) because people who can afford such luxuries "deserve it" according to her.

Mod edit: Please read the rules on article linking.

[notorious bum]

Haters always gonna hate.

[archibaldcrane]

It's true though, I am confident in my man credentials.

[JigglyJam]

keying cars grinds my gears; certified bitch tier shit

[Xantavia]

I side with the keyer not knowing all the details. My personal observation, people with expensive cars are assholes in the parking lot and take up multiple parking spaces. If that was the situation here, I fully support keying it.

[archibaldcrane]

A friend of mine drives a smart car and loves squeezing into spaces next to expensive (or not really but the driver is a dickhead) cars obviously intentionally parked to take two spaces.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps1uol5ay5.jpg

[Pharaun]

That guy is doing it wrong, if you're going to take 2 spaces don't be a pussy about it, park right on the middle of the line.

[Krazy]

If it wasn't for security cameras, I think I'd slash the tires of anyone I saw double parked.

[notorious bum]

Hasn't there been multiple studies done in the past that confirm what all haters knows as true: people who drive luxury cars are shittier drivers and get away with more illegal shit?

[Kerberoz]

...people seriously condoning vandalism just because "they're probably jerks"?

[archibaldcrane]

Hasn't there been multiple studies done in the past that confirm what all haters knows as true: people who drive luxury cars are shittier drivers and get away with more illegal shit?

Probably live in places with less police presence/less focus on broken windows policing.

[notorious bum]

Good point.

[RKenshin]

Deliberately taking up multiple parking spaces is almost asking for harassment of some sort. I'd never actually advocate for vandalizing the vehicle, but I have a hard time feeling bad for the owner if other people decided to.

That said, vandalizing just because they own an expensive/luxury car is pretty ridiculous/messed up.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Deliberately taking up multiple parking spaces is almost asking for harassment of some sort. I'd never actually advocate for vandalizing the vehicle, but I have a hard time feeling bad for the owner if other people decided to.

That said, vandalizing just because they own an expensive/luxury car is pretty ridiculous/messed up.

Pretty much sums up my feelings. Like I understand that most people who drive those cars and park that way are humongous douchebags, but that's not an excuse for destroying people's property. Especially if that property is obviously important to them. That's douchebaggery, too. Be like walking up to a guy firing off model rockets in a park and smashing them because theyre loud and the smell annoys you. Fucking childish bitch-tier shit.