Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Zeb]

Fuck assholes who would damage someone else's property. You want to leave a note? Fine. Want to park Asian dick close, so they can't get in? Also fine. But damaging it? Get the fuck out. And it's not most of the people who drive those cars are douchebags. It's most of the people you notice driving those cars are douchebags.

[kuronosan]

And what if they damage your car because you parked too close? Is it justified then?

[Zeb]

And what if they damage your car because you parked too close? Is it justified then?

Is it justified? What, hunting down someone and damaging their car because they damaged your car because you had to be a passive aggressive twat and park right up next to their vehicle because they were taking two spots? Sounds like one big circle of douchebaggery. I mean, if you're going to do that, you'd probably not do it in a vehicle you care too much about getting dents and scratches on.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Who is the bigger douchebag? The douchebag that double parks or the douchebag that keys him?

Spoiler: show

Trick question, they enter an infinite loop of douchebaggery and transcend the mortal plane of existence into the doucherealm.

[Anoat]

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/owner-of...289165617.html

TL;DR--Asshole owners of Porsche and Ferrari caught on camera terrorizing a residential neighborhood in Beverly Hills, when neighbors confronted them the men claimed they had diplomatic immunity, told them they could have them killed, told them to fuck off, etc. Turns out that the owners--rumored to be members of the Qatar royal family--actually don't have diplomatic immunity, and when police arrived at the home to question them, they had cleared out the entire house and disappeared.

[Marootsoobutsu]

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/owner-of...289165617.html

TL;DR--Asshole owners of Porsche and Ferrari caught on camera terrorizing a residential neighborhood in Beverly Hills, when neighbors confronted them the men claimed they had diplomatic immunity, told them they could have them killed, told them to fuck off, etc. Turns out that the owners--rumored to be members of the Qatar royal family--actually don't have diplomatic immunity, and when police arrived at the home to question them, they had cleared out the entire house and disappeared.

Well, they deserve it for living in Beverly Hills. I saw 90210 some times, and everyone in that city is an evil person.

[myreality]

It would be nice to see an overly privileged asshole get whats coming to him. Sadly if he is part of Qatar's Royal Family he would just get deported even if he hit someone. Most likely no real consequence would befall him and he knows it. Best case scenario is if the person he hit gets out and beats the ever living shit outta him.

[TummieGaruda]

Volkswagen admits to cheating on their emissions testing for TDI Diesel vehicles. Could face up to $37,500 fine per car totaling close to $18 billion

[archibaldcrane]

Eagerly awaiting a fat class action suit for my wife's Tdi Jetta Sportwagen.

[Galkaeater]

Facebook 'unfriending' can constitute workplace bullying, Australian tribunal finds

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...nal-finds.html

[myreality]

Context is fun......

Legal experts said the case did not mean that unfriending a colleague on Facebook would automatically constitute bullying.
"The Fair Work Commission didn't find that unfriending someone on Facebook constitutes workplace bullying," Josh Bornstein, a lawyer at the firm Maurice Blackburn, told ABC News.
"What the Fair Work Commission did find is that a pattern of unreasonable behaviour, hostile behaviour, belittling behaviour over about a two-year period, which featured a range of different behaviours including berating, excluding and so on, constituted a workplace bullying."

[Galkaeater]

who reads news articles anyway

[myreality]

who reads news articles anyway

Love Reddit.

[synistar]

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/loca...24780872-story

Trying to kill a spider with fire that happens to be perching on the car's gas cap.... @ a gas station. Hilarity ensues. This person had the right idea.

[myreality]

Seems like the appropriate/only response to the situation.

[Acevalefor]

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/loca...24780872-story

Trying to kill a spider with fire that happens to be perching on the car's gas cap.... @ a gas station. Hilarity ensues. This person had the right idea.

It appears that he accomplished the task. Quite the overachiever though.

[The Stig]

Facebook 'unfriending' can constitute workplace bullying, Australian tribunal finds

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...nal-finds.html

This is not far from true... a guy here at work (who's obnoxious to begin with but is not aware) got unfriended by someone and a day or so later he went to the guy who unfriended him asking if anything was wrong and whether he done anything wrong and should HR be involved etc lol

[Brill Weave]

That's why you don't have coworkers/employees as FB friends. Fuck that noise.

[arus2001]

That's why you don't have coworkers/employees as FB friends. Fuck that noise.

http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/g...ff5275845a.gif

Yeah, my rule is pretty much, "If we don't hang out together outside the workplace because we want to, fuck off."

[The Stig]

Yeh luckily it didn't involve me (I don't add them), but this was between 2 other people. I found it amusing as the guy who did come over about it to my other colleague is one of the more useless people in the team, he literally does nothing but take minutes down in meetings or gets extremely menial tasks.