Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Melena]

At least the jury wasn't retarded. 20 minutes and a tough shit bitch later, it's over.

[Blubbartron]

And then there's this bitch. Aunt of the year.

Even better, his mom is dead.

But, Connell continued, her life was turned upside down as a result of the injury.
“I live in Manhattan in a third-floor walk-up so it has been very difficult,” she said. “And we all know how crowded it is in Manhattan.”
And then there is the damage the injury has done to Connell’s social life.
“I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate,” she said.

Someone set her on fire. Holy. Shit. Just an awful human being.

[Byrthnoth]

Why was that case not deemed frivolous and tossed without a juried trial?

[Melena]

Dunno, maybe the judge wanted to embarrass her

[Byrthnoth]

I think the father's lawyer would have had to file a motion to dismiss, so the dad must also have been in on it.

[Tarage]

I think the father's lawyer would have had to file a motion to dismiss, so the dad must also have been in on it.

If I were the dad, I might go through with it just to see 12 people tell her collectively that she's a crazy bitch and to fuck off. I think that might be worth the time and money.

Point is, she ain't getting any more hugs.

[myreality]

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/investigat...332240782.html

A federal whistleblower investigator who put his career on the line to expose what he calls bureaucratic dysfunction has been fired, NBC Bay Area has learned.
Darrell Whitman, a former San Francisco-based investigator for the Whistleblower Protection Program administered by OSHA, claimed the agency failed to defend workers who faced retaliation for reporting illegal activity and public safety concerns.

Surprises? NO, ok then

[TummieGaruda]

And then there's this bitch. Aunt of the year.

Even better, his mom is dead.

Looks like she did it as a legal loophole to have the homeowners insurance pay the medical bills

[BaneTheBrawler]

The way I understood it was that the process was automatic and she didn't really have any choice in the matter. Although some of her comments... pretty silly.

[notorious bum]

‘Homeland is a joke’: Artists on TV show sabotaged it with critical graffiti, no one noticed
https://www.rt.com/usa/318774-homela...fiti-sabotage/

When filming a scene at a refugee camp in episode two of the fifth season, three graffiti artists were hired to make the visual aesthetic look authentic. As Carrie Mathison, former CIA employee and the show’s protagonist, walks past the defaced walls on her way to meet the evil Hezbollah, what is actually written on them is not at all what the show’s creators had in mind. And they might have caught it too – but the artists’ work was never checked, presumably, because Arab writing is Arab writing, and that’s all there is to it.

[shidobu]

Video in the Link

A mother in California was recording when X-rated porn started playing over the store's PA system while she was shopping with her children.
As they were looking for food, clothes or various other items, shoppers were subjected to groans, moans and dirty talk in the aisles.
The New York Daily News says the audio porn session lasted for more than 15 minutes as confused employees attempted to turn off the unwanted graphic sounds.

http://m.local10.com/news/target-sto...ystem/35858298

[Ragnus]

http://www.9news.com.au/national/201...to-dollarydoos

An online petition that has gained over 5000 signatures calls on the leaders of Australia's major parties to get behind a proposal to rename the currency "Dollarydoos".

[notorious bum]

People are still doing those PA pranks in stores? What is this, 2005?

[Byrthnoth]

http://www.people.com/people/article...960522,00.html

Someone stood their ground against the zombie hoards.

[Tricen]

Yup, that happened in the town I live in. Kinda crazy, but we have been having more issues with rising crimes for some reason.

[6souls]

Man kills Grandmother for blowing her nose at dinner, He also believed she put a hole in his jacket

Dakota County prosecutors Monday charged 35-year-old Timothy Robert Steele with second-degree murder.

Steele is accused of killing Agnes Marie Wagner-Steele, also of Farmington, last Thursday.

According to court documents, Steele told police he hit his grandmother with a hammer seven or eight times in the head. He told investigators he was annoyed by his grandmother blowing her nose at dinner and also believed she caused a hole in one of his jackets.

http://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/10...-in-farmington

[Brill Weave]

So yeah, this is about 15 minutes away from my house lol.

Man Accused of Having Sex with Girlfriend's Dog

http://www.wtae.com/news/Man-accused...V%20Pittsburgh

[Blubbartron]

So yeah, this is about 15 minutes away from my house lol.

Man Accused of Having Sex with Girlfriend's Dog

http://www.wtae.com/news/Man-accused...V%20Pittsburgh

He'll train a bitch to put out one way or another.

[Cantih]

http://money.cnn.com/2015/08/13/news...hio/index.html

Ford, in the face of negative publicity, moves some production back to the US from Mexico. Specifically to Ohio.
Ohio, the state that makes people want to leave the goddamn planet.
Ohio, if you can't use Mexico, I guess it'll do.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Ohio, if you can't use Mexico, I guess it'll do.

This should be their motto.