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[Ghost_Wheel22]

So I guess having tiger's blood only provides immunity to cocaine.

[TummieGaruda]

He said in his interview today he had it for four years and had unprotected sex twice during that time too.

[notorious bum]

Not surprised. People claiming his public announcement is brave, as if the fame-whore in him had nothing to do with his decision. Sheen is a sad, sad man, expecting him to change after being diagnosed with HIV is naive, at best.

I much preferred Evel Dick Donato's announcement and immediate commitment to helping educate and volunteer as much as possible in the HIV community.

http://www.people.com/article/big-br...o-hiv-positive

[Vaspinne]

had unprotected sex twice during that time too.

People claiming his public announcement is brave

People are dumb.

[Xno Kappa]

Jared sentenced to 15 years.

http://news.yahoo.com/latest-ex-subw...063556844.html

[Byrthnoth]

The kids he'll molest when he's released haven't even been born yet.

[notorious bum]

Jared sentenced to 15 years.

http://news.yahoo.com/latest-ex-subw...063556844.html

So many folks are ecstatic at the swift kick in the nuts this fucker received. Today was a good day.

edit: and just to add that I am not joyous because "yay, we get to lock him up like an animal." I know he'll actually be given psychological therapy, unlike the vast majority of those who go through the revolving door of punishment/condemnation.

[Kyreth]

Jared sentenced to 15 years.

http://news.yahoo.com/latest-ex-subw...063556844.html

Which is about as many years as that girl he decided to pedo with had on her.

I look forward to hearing how miserable he is in there.

[BaneTheBrawler]

now he can be a spokesman for the PrisonTec Private Security Diet

[FNH]

I look forward to hearing how miserable he is in there.

all those 6" and footlongs

[Krazy]

all those 6" and footlongs

Think he'll get two footlongs on the next national sandwich day?

[Buffy]

Unfortunate name when pronounced in English:

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/52083183-story

[Marootsoobutsu]

http://abc7chicago.com/news/toddler-...e-say/1092682/

Much sads.

[BaneTheBrawler]

jesus christ

[Qalbert]

kid won't be missed for long, I hear they've got a bun in the oven

[Aksannyi]

Ugh nooooooooooo

[myreality]

Welp, not baking anything....ever....again.....

[Howie Roary]

kid won't be missed for long, I hear they've got a bun in the oven

served with a hot toddie

[Kalmado]

Sorry if this is a repost. Man shoots and kills waitress at a Waffle House for asking him to put out his cigarette or to go outside.
http://wgntv.com/2015/11/27/waffle-h...-not-to-smoke/

[Ksandra]

http://abc7chicago.com/news/toddler-...e-say/1092682/

Much sads.

I actually suspect the mother/boyfriend in this situation. It just seems so extreme two three year olds can get the oven open get a toddler in there (meaning they'd need to remove probably a rack) and shut the door and turn on the oven then not reopen it when the baby was kicking.

Either case, fucking sad sad sad story.