Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[FNH]

vegan butcher might make it, but that water bar sounds like pissing away money. Can I put vodka in it?

[6souls]

The butcher will be/is successful. They haven't been able to keep up with the demand. What they have going for them is that the product tastes just like what it represents, but on the downside, it's twice as expensive as the real thing.

[FNH]

it's twice as expensive as the real thing.

vegan privilege

[BaneTheBrawler]

the water thing actually makes sense, too, imo. judging by the labels, it's not just tap water, it's water from a variety of locations. everywhere always tastes slightly different based on the mineral composition, so you might find a fucking amazing tasting water from a few towns over or some such.


i mean, i certainly wouldnt pay for it, but i could see why some people might.

[dasva]

"Staffed by environmental scientists"

[Marootsoobutsu]

the water thing actually makes sense, too, imo. judging by the labels, it's not just tap water, it's water from a variety of locations. everywhere always tastes slightly different based on the mineral composition, so you might find a fucking amazing tasting water from a few towns over or some such.


i mean, i certainly wouldnt pay for it, but i could see why some people might.

[6souls]

Body Hacking, The new Piercing/Body Alteration trend

http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechc...-moral-answers

[BerenTebogo]

...do they not understand how batteries work?

"What's that in your hand?"
"Oh it's a really cool LED"
"Why isn't it on?
"Battery died 7 years ago"

[Aksannyi]

Fucking batteries, how do they work?

[BaneTheBrawler]

you could install an inductive charger and then build a charging glove that you wear for a few hours a week or something.

[BerenTebogo]

you could install an inductive charger and then build a charging glove that you wear for a few hours a week or something.

Or you could just be Keanu Reeves

[Cantih]

I know of one instance where someone put a tiny magnet inside their finger, positioned at the right depth, that they could feel metal sources and magnetic fields with tactile sense.

[Salodin]

I know of one instance where someone put a tiny magnet inside their finger, positioned at the right depth, that they could feel metal sources and magnetic fields with tactile sense.

This. Is. Awesome.

Until you need to change computer parts...

[Ghost_Wheel22]

you could install an inductive charger and then build a charging glove that you wear for a few hours a week or something.

Or you could install a kinetic motion converter that charges the battery every time you fap.

But being Keanu Reeves would be way better. Judging from his 3-gun videos he could qualify for IPSC Master. On his weak hand. In the rain.

[notorious bum]

I know of one instance where someone put a tiny magnet inside their finger, positioned at the right depth, that they could feel metal sources and magnetic fields with tactile sense.

[Xno Kappa]

Body Hacking, The new Piercing/Body Alteration trend

http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechc...-moral-answers

A triforce one would actually be pretty cool for any neckbeard willing to do it.

[Kuishen]

Body Hacking, The new Piercing/Body Alteration trend

http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechc...-moral-answers

I lost it at:

Now, he no longer identifies as human but as a "cybernetic organism."

Because now all I can think of is this:

[Anoat]

This story started out full on FUCK YEAH THAT SOUNDS AWESOME and went full on NOPE CRAZY BITCHES LOL by the end.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyl...y-birth-twins/

Identical twins Anna and Lucy DeCinque, 30, appeared on a special episode of Australian talk show The Insight to discuss how identical they really are. They are so identical they actually share a boyfriend. It works, just hear them out!

"We've had separate boyfriends before, but they didn't understand our closeness. Ben understands we want to be together all the time," because he is a twin (albeit a fraternal one) as well. One of the twins — neither the show nor any site covering their appearance identified them by name because it's too hard to tell who is who — said it's Ben's fellow twin-iness that makes him a good boyfriend to both of them: "He understands the twin thing and the very close bond we have with each other." The three of them share a room at the twins' mother's house.

The twins told Perth Now that they are not yet thinking about pregnancy, but when one of them does become pregnant, "We would have to be exactly the same — even if we went through IVF at the same time," because their bodies need to be exactly the same always.

Perth Now also reports that the women have spent nearly $250,000 on cosmetic surgeries over the past 10 years to ensure they look exactly alike.

[Botosi]

This story started out full on FUCK YEAH THAT SOUNDS AWESOME and went full on NOPE CRAZY BITCHES LOL by the end.

The one on the right has a wider face...Not identical enough.

[NynJa]

What face?