Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Marootsoobutsu]

The one on the right has a wider face...Not identical enough.

That is terrifying.

[BaneTheBrawler]

the one on the left has bimbo-ier lips


they have failed in their quest

[myreality]

Fuck. That. I'm out......./em runs

[Xno Kappa]

That dude isn't walking away from this unharmed.

[Botosi]

2 girls 1 brain

[Vaspinne]

[Melena]

Meh, i'd still hit it and then just run like hell after.

[Yimoa]

Mary Kate and Ashley def lost their looks.

[arus2001]

Dunno, seems like he's got his exit plan figured out in case Trump's elected and the world begins to spiral downward.

[dasva]

The three of them share a room at the twins' mother's house.

Perth Now also reports that the women have spent nearly $250,000 on cosmetic surgeries over the past 10 years to ensure they look exactly alike.

Spend $25k a year on cosmetic surgery... still live with mom <.<.

[Prim]

$400 million cutting-edge polar research vessel to be named by internet vote.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...aty-mcboatface

[vagus]

That dude isn't walking away from this unharmed.

Lol. Threesome idea sounded good.

[Tokitoki]

Instrument makes music with 2000 marbles.

Wife sent this to me; I thought it was cool. You can read the article, but it's a hand-cranked wooden contraption that combines a few instruments together. It's just a loop, really, and he changes what can be struck by the marbles with levers. The loops is created with LEGO Technic pieces on two large wheels in the back.

It actually sounds good, too.

[zoobernut]

Instrument makes music with 2000 marbles.

Wife sent this to me; I thought it was cool. You can read the article, but it's a hand-cranked wooden contraption that combines a few instruments together. It's just a loop, really, and he changes what can be struck by the marbles with levers. The loops is created with LEGO Technic pieces on two large wheels in the back.

It actually sounds good, too.

That was really cool. I liked how unpolished and kinda janky the machine looked but it worked and sounded good.

[Tomiko]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-clim...attle-streets/

Live stream of the #ManInTree in Seattle:

http://komonews.com/live/event

They should him taking a piss from up there earlier (from a back angle).

[notorious bum]

Couple Accidentally Texts Strangers About Newborn, Strangers Show Up to Congratulate Them at Hospital
http://www.people.com/people/package...994993,00.html

[Draylo]

NC Man Arrested for Not Returning Rental VHS Tape 14 Years Ago
https://gma.yahoo.com/nc-man-arreste...l-finance.html

A North Carolina man says he was arrested for not returning a video cassette tape he rented 14 years ago.

James Meyers Jr., a single dad from Concord, said he was driving his 10-year-old daughter to school at around 7:30 a.m. Tuesday when police pulled him over for a broken brake light. Meyers gave the police officers his driver’s license and was shocked when they said there was a warrant out for his arrest for not returning a VHS rental, "Freddy Got Fingered," from 2002, he said.

[Anoat]

My favorite part of this story is that the offending VHS is Freddy Got Fingered.

[TsingTao]

That, plus Tom Green's reaction. "I just saw this and I am struggling to believe it is real."

[Cyn]

Dude has like 30+ shared Facebook Friends with me, apparently he's a Drum and Bass DJ or something. Funny as fuck, though depressing. NC is quickly becoming the next Florida or Michigan.