Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[dasva]

I'm of the camp where if you can't at least look out of the corner of your eye before stepping foot onto a space designed for large fast moving objects that can kill you to be moving thru it your days are probably numbered anyways so no point in trying to save the lazy and stupid from themselves

[notorious bum]

hate to break it to you bum, but i'm one of those people crossing streets reading their smartphone. (i do have wide peripheral vision though, so i still keep an eye out for cars).

what am i so engrossed in on my screen?

my kindle reader.

so yeah, i'm reading my smartphone AND a book. how do you like dem apples??!

(seriously, just let it go. every generation is going to have its issues. might as well upgrade our aging infrastructure anyways, to help keep up with progressing technology.)

Damn. Checkmate.

[jacobs67]

Can't say I've ever walked and texted, I don't have the coordination to multitask in that manner, I'd end up walking into a pole or something for sure. Not to mention reading while in motion gives me major headaches (like reading in a car)

[Acevalefor]

Can't say I've ever walked and texted, I don't have the coordination to multitask in that manner, I'd end up walking into a pole or something for sure. Not to mention reading while in motion gives me major headaches (like reading in a car)

This.

I usually end up stopping and standing off to the side if I have to text while walking. Alternatively, Speech-to-text is freakin amazing.

[Jaybar]

There were problems with people wearing headphones and not hearing the traffic. There's always going to be a problem when you mix automobile traffic with the pedestrian. This is not new. Glad the city is taking a reactionary response that doesn't try to stymie the behavior (which never works) i.e. "turn off your smartphones".

[6souls]

https://news.vice.com/article/if-you...ma-court-rules

Forcing someone to perform oral sex while they're intoxicated is legal in Oklahoma.

[6souls]

https://news.vice.com/article/if-you...ma-court-rules

Forcing someone to perform oral sex while they're intoxicated is legal in Oklahoma.

[notorious bum]

That's the only way to get any action for redneck Okies, apparently.

[dasva]

I think Oklahoma still has anti-sodomy laws so technically not legal even with consent but wont be enforced. But seems like the language of their forcible sodomy rather specifically includes most things but does leave out drugs and consciousness. How odd

[SamanosukeShiva]

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/bril...thing-naughty/

This is way too funny lmao

[Ksandra]

http://pix11.com/2016/04/28/brooklyn...made-of-pizza/

Brooklyn Pizzeria creates pizza served in box made of pizza

[AidenCarby]

I need this.

[Aksannyi]

I looked at that and said "what the fuck" until I scrolled down and saw Xzibit, at which point I loled.

[Psion]

that pizza looks kind of disgusting... the pepperoni doesnt look cooked at all, the cheese looks like the cheap greasy kind in cafeteria pizzas, the inner pizzas crust looks underdone while the outers looks hard as a rock...

i think i'll stick to blaze pizza instead.

[notorious bum]

You're paying 40 bucks for fuckin bread. I was expecting the top of the box to be another pizza, that's the only way it could have worked for me.

[Ksandra]

that pizza looks kind of disgusting... the pepperoni doesnt look cooked at all, the cheese looks like the cheap greasy kind in cafeteria pizzas, the inner pizzas crust looks underdone while the outers looks hard as a rock...

i think i'll stick to blaze pizza instead.

You can't compare blaze to any other pizza joint. It's just unfair until other places offer unlimited toppings.

[dasva]

You can't compare blaze to any other pizza joint. It's just unfair until other places offer unlimited toppings.

Pieology does though the crusts are rather small so not a place to go if you have a real appetite

[Melena]

Pieology always fills me up. Smoking buffalo with extra chicken and pepperoni

[Ksandra]

Pieology does though the crusts are rather small so not a place to go if you have a real appetite

I haven't been to pieology, so that could be an interesting debate.

Blaze def fills me up with half the pizza, but I put like everything on it.

[synistar]

Blaze is da best. Never had Pizza Rev or Pieology though. Spicy red with garlic so yum.