Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[TheDirtyHobo]

It's his own fault for taking all those arabic numerals on that flight.

[dasva]

Sigh. Such sexist bullshit. "We want our young men to know this is not an appropriate way to treat women." Do these motherfuckers even realize that women enjoy sex and feeling attractive too? They even acknowledge that a lot of the photos are selfies, obviously taken for the purpose of sexting, but they're going to try to "uplift" the girls and berate the boys, because clearly it's ultimately their fault or some shit.

From that story doesn't even sound like they know who did it yet... what you want to bet the girls themselves put it up there as has happened a few times in very similar stories? But of course first reaction must be some evil boy

[Blubbartron]

From that story doesn't even sound like they know who did it yet... what you want to bet the girls themselves put it up there as has happened a few times in very similar stories? But of course first reaction must be some evil boy

It's within the realm of possibility, but it doesn't strike me as the most likely scenario. I'm mostly just concerned with the immediate reaction of police/the community. They don't seem to understand that everybody, male and female alike, share pictures that they probably shouldn't have shared. It's definitely a dick thing to do, regardless of who does it or why. They seem to be trying to take it out of the realm of dick thing to do into illegal thing to do, though. There are already far too many children on sex offenders lists for taking pictures of themselves or their girlfriends (because let's be honest, 99% of the time they're making the guy out to be a predator). Hell, I even know a guy who is currently in prison because he had pictures of a girlfriend from his high school days on his computer. Our laws are beyond fucked up, and it's all because we can't accept that post-pubescent humans want to, and will, have sex.

[6souls]

Lawsuit Against Star Trek fan film sparks a Bigger Battle, Copywriting Language

Paramount Pictures and CBS are suing the producers of a Star Trek fan film for copyright infringement. The studios own the copyright to the Star Trek franchise, including six television shows and 12 movies.

They're suing Axanar Productions along with executive producer Alec Peters over their 2014 short film Prelude to Axanar, and the planned full-length Axanar.

The movies are set in the Star Trek universe and serve as a prequel to the original series from the 1960s. Axanar takes place 21 years before Captain Kirk came on the scene and tells the story of Garth of Izar, "the legendary Starfleet captain who is Captain Kirk's hero."

But in December 2015, the studios filed a complaint against Axanar. In a follow-up brief, they identify "infringing elements," including original Star Trek characters, races and species (like Klingons and Vulcans), uniforms, planets, the Starship Enterprise (which is of course the NCC-1701), logos — and the Klingon language.

The studios say they own the "fictional language."

The reason this matters — whether you can copyright a language — is related to programming. Is computer code a language, and can you copyright it? It goes to a long-running case between Oracle and Google. The Hollywood Reporter summarizes: "In a nutshell, Oracle looks to protect its Java API code from Google's attempt to use some of it for its Android software. A federal appeals court ruled in May 2014 that one could indeed copyright an API, leading to a collective freak-out by many in the tech industry." Charles Duan at Slate explains that "computer networking technology depends on languages, like the Wi-Fi protocol, so that multiple computers can communicate and understand one another." If languages can be copyrighted, it would stifle innovation and create monopolies, he argues.

http://www.npr.org/2016/05/08/477257...urts-to-decide
http://www.axanarproductions.com/about/the-story/
http://www.wired.com/2014/07/star-trek-axanar-fan-film/
https://www.scribd.com/doc/310744493...dYbwE8oTIe5zPx
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr...ar-trek-874985
http://www.slate.com/articles/techno...ge.single.html

[6souls]

World's First Vegan Butcher


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Herbivorous Butcher to provide meals for Mars Mission if the Simulation in Utah goes well
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Carlin Q. Williams aka Prince Dracula, 39, is the First person to claim he is Prince's son
Currently in Prison in Kansas City, Missouri

http://www.citypages.com/music/this-...es-son-8266026 | https://www.reverbnation.com/musician/princedracula

[Xno Kappa]

White people finally figured out J. Lo's response to Ja Rules question after over 15 years.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apparentl...210706773.html

[Botosi]

Reallyy? I'm white and I knew that shit when I was like 12 and it came out

[TheDirtyHobo]

#notallwhites

I know jezebel has a notoriously low standard for what they consider news, but this is pushing even their boundaries.

[BaneTheBrawler]

WHAT IS WORDPLAY


honestly she should be proud. her wordplay was so good people didn't even realize it was wordplay.

[Zeb]

#notruecracka

Never heard of this song.

[Yuri-G]

anyone who doesn't know every word to this song should indeed turn in their cracka card and cut up that mayonnaise badge while you're at it. such a quintessential "white people love rap" song.


although I will admit I thought she was saying "are you ready" >_> this makes so much more sense.

[dasva]

I remember hearing it playing a bunch on like mtv and stuff back in the day but never listened thru it

[Yuri-G]

next you'll tell me you don't know how to finish "rolling down the street, smoking indo..."

[dasva]

Sounds like more vaguely familiar shitty music

[Pringles]

I was a 16 year old white boy and I knew the words were R U L E. I bet if I look through my old drawer of old CD books the lyrics are written in the book that came with the cd.

[vagus]

White people finally figured out J. Lo's response to Ja Rules question after over 15 years.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apparentl...210706773.html

People thought it wasn't any else but r-u-l-e?

Wtf.

[dasva]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/04/us...suit.html?_r=0

Kid runs into another car while going 107 MPH while snapchatting. Guy in other car blames snapchat and kid. Kid's family blames guy who got hit. Good times

[BerenTebogo]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/04/us...suit.html?_r=0

Kid runs into another car while going 107 MPH while snapchatting. Guy in other car blames snapchat and kid. Kid's family blames guy who got hit. Good times

Hm I wonder who is more likely to be correct???

[dasva]

Oh wait forgot the best part. Ambulances arrive. Strap the girl all up and she takes a selfie while in the gurney

[notorious bum]

This sounds like a excerpt from a new GTA V dlc mission.