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[archibaldcrane]

To be fair, the Warriors are probably the most popular team with 13 year olds right now.

[Salodin]

I'm sorry but no 13 year old can muster the strength to pull out of a woman with a rack like that.

[Byrthnoth]

Facebook picture feed has a bunch of pictures of her with a young girl. Bet when she got knocked up in high school she never thought she'd return to get knocked up in middle school.

[Obev]

No no no no. No.

How fucking idiotic of this teacher. First of all even allowing any contact on social media. Second, actually messaging the randy little child. Third, giving her Goddamn phone number. Then hanging out with the little barely-pubescent oik?

Some people just don't deserve to teach. Or be around children, in this idiot's case.

There's no grey areas. Are you a teacher? Are they your student? If yes, do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not even think of it. I teach 18-year-olds and can grasp this. The fact that this mouth-breather can't grasp it with 13-year-olds is beyond the pale. Lock her up and throw away the key. At a minimum I'don't expect her to be banned from working with young people for life.

[Roranora]

Don't way too many teachers and students fuck to be all mouth-breather to home girl here? I mean, titties, right. Those titties are the grey area. I bet eight months of good sex was had, and what do you really learn in 8th grade anyway?

[Byrthnoth]

what do you really learn in 8th grade anyway?

How to badger a girl into hardcore loving you via instagram messages, apparently!

[Obev]

Don't way too many teachers and students fuck to be all mouth-breather to home girl here? I mean, titties, right. Those titties are the grey area. I bet eight months of good sex was had, and what do you really learn in 8th grade anyway?

Way way <0.01%. I reserve my right to question her intelligence no matter how buxom a wench she may be or how stacked a rack she may be sporting or how tight her sweater may be.

[NotGreyheim]

Girl, 10, dies while saving toddlers from being hit by runaway SUV

God damn...

[TheDirtyHobo]

Way way <0.01%

Nope. That's 1 in 10,000. America has ~3 million teachers, so there should be less than 300 cases. In 2014, there were 781. And that's a single year.

[Byrthnoth]

If 0.02% of teachers get caught each year and the distribution is uniform with respect to seniority, then 0.02% of each year of seniority get caught each year and the net prevalence is approximately (1-0.0002)^Average teacher lifespan. If you do it with removal of people who have committed offenses and teachers average 30 years before retirement, the odds of any given teacher getting caught banging a student before retiring would be ~0.7%. If they averaged 40 years before retirement, it would be ~1% prevalence.

You might not like the 1% number, but I'm sure priests wish their profession was so clean. Catholic priests are at 401 abuse cases in 2013 / 414,313 priests = 0.1%, 4x higher than high school teachers. 30-year prevalence of 2.8%, 40-year prevalence of 3.7%. Have you met 25 priests? Which was the most skeevy?

[vagus]

Parents were cool with it. Let us move on.

[dasva]

If 0.02% of teachers get caught each year and the distribution is uniform with respect to seniority, then 0.02% of each year of seniority get caught each year and the net prevalence is approximately (1-0.0002)^Average teacher lifespan. If you do it with removal of people who have committed offenses and teachers average 30 years before retirement, the odds of any given teacher getting caught banging a student before retiring would be ~0.7%. If they averaged 40 years before retirement, it would be ~1% prevalence.

You might not like the 1% number, but I'm sure priests wish their profession was so clean. Catholic priests are at 401 abuse cases in 2013 / 414,313 priests = 0.1%, 4x higher than high school teachers. 30-year prevalence of 2.8%, 40-year prevalence of 3.7%. Have you met 25 priests? Which was the most skeevy?

Now we gotta to factor in which is more likely to get caught... if you factor in the current hyper sensitivity I'd say priest.

Also probably most likely to be molested by a TSA agent

[Greatguardian]

I'm surprised she kept it quiet for ~8 months, honestly. Kids talk.

[Ksandra]

Responses here make me want to vomit.

You're all happy for the kid without thinking of the actions of the adult.

I fully believe if this was a 13 year old girl and a 24 year old man you'd be singing a different tune.

[Byrthnoth]

I do not advocate for anyone to have sex with children (or really anyone outside your own age demographic) for many reasons, but:


It's an evolution of the "(s)he was asking for it" argument... in that he was literally asking for it. After that, you just have arguments about what age you should be able to choose to have sex. The kid was laying pipe on the regular and knocked her up, so he's sexually functional. His parents obviously thought he was responsible enough (even after he knocked her up). If you consider that he was pretty clearly the sexual aggressor then you can see how it's different from a stereotypical Male teacher -> female 13 year old relationship.

1) Teacher aggressor abusing power/trust dynamic to get sex = Go to jail do not pass go

2) Student aggressor fighting power dynamic/working the instagram game to get sex = You bagged a teacher with 7/10 tits and a no-bag face? /hi5 little bro

Obviously a female could and probably has been the aggressor in either scenario, but males are so traditionally the sexual aggressors that you can see why no one really thinks about it. If you had a #2 scenario with a female aggressor (13 year old girl hits on 20something male teacher hard), ask yourself between having sex with another 13 year old and having sex with the teacher, which is better for the girl? The teacher is probably less likely to knock her up, more likely to encourage responsible decisions, etc. The only reason we view it differently when it's a female is because we as a society still place a lot more value on female virginity and conservative female sexual practices than male ones, so it seems like any guy who has sex with a pre-20s female is taking advantage of her lack of a fully developed frontal lobe.

[notorious bum]

I find it almost useless to attempt to crunch the numbers of reported sexual abuse involving minors, given that the subject is dominated by the fact that pedos/sexual predators are able to get away with their crimes so often due to the shame, embarrassment, and inability to comprehend the consequences/damage that could be done to the rest of their lives.

I do agree with most of the above, though.

[Ksandra]

It's an evolution of the "(s)he was asking for it" argument... in that he was literally asking for it. After that, you just have arguments about what age you should be able to choose to have sex. The kid was laying pipe on the regular and knocked her up, so he's sexually functional. His parents obviously thought he was responsible enough (even after he knocked her up). If you consider that he was pretty clearly the sexual aggressor then you can see how it's different from a stereotypical Male teacher -> female 13 year old relationship.

I am not talking about stereotypes. If this was the reverse, and the girl was begging for it, you still wouldn't be cheering her on like you guys are this kid.

Not to mention, just because a kid wants something, doesn't mean he should have it. I look at my 15 year old students and they are like children. And those are two years older than this kid. Definitely not even close to be handling a relationship with an adult.


No 13 year old should be having sex with an adult. None.

[Byrthnoth]

Again, I don't disagree with you but you can see why society is kind of like, "Eh!" in this case. Do you think he's not masturbating once a day? Boys aren't like girls. I'm not sure any boy makes it to age 15 without wanking it, and doing it on a less than an extremely regular basis would have been the outlier among the guys in my middle/high school.

Tinder exists. Protected sex isn't a big deal in modern society. If the girl is of age then what is the boy doing but getting experience with something other than his hand?



Some girls are the same in terms of adolescent sexual exploration, but I've known quite a few who were essentially sexually inert. I mean, you see a nerdy "definitely not getting laid" highschool guy and you assume he's choking the chicken once a day. You see a nerdy wallhugging girl and you're like, "I give you a 50% chance that the furthest she's ever gone is humping pillows." If you see that inexperience and disinterest as innocence, then it makes sense to sexually protect girls more than guys.

[Obev]

I did figures from the UK, which is far closer to .01%. Until a statistical blip (and processing of historical cases from the 70s and 80s) last year made it more like 0.013%. Damn America, what's wrong with you people?

I still stand by my point that any teacher who does this is flat-out idiotic though.

[FNH]

This 8th grader got game. Just curious what is wrong with her mentally to go from "refusing" to driving to his house to get laid. Was it like she thought if she gave it up he'd suddenly be a better student? Or was it just that he had a massive dong. CS needs to hang out with this kid for some tips.