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  1. #41
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    no pics = not as exciting

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    Could have saved yourself a ton of money if you had gone this route instead of getting it done by a professional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyro View Post
    I have to say, the first thing that crossed my mind after reading the thread title was that this was wop asking for advice regarding whether he should go to the doctor after being stabbed in the ass by an air nozzle.
    Same, very disappointing.

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    Thumbs up "I've been raped, and here's the chopped off penis that did it to me" says Bangladeshi woman

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/864836-...idence-of-rape

    Officers on duty at the Mirzapur village in Jhalakathi were 'shocked and surprised' when mother-of-three Monju Begum turned up to report she had been raped.
    According to Mrs Begum, 40, her neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi burst into her home and assaulted her.
    But, fighting back, the woman overpowered Mr Mazi and said she had chopped off his penis to teach him a lesson.
    She told local officers she had then popped it in a bag to prove to police it was him who had committed the crime.
    The dramatic conclusion came, Ms Begum claims, after six months of harassment by Mr Mazi.
    But - speaking from hospital where he was being treated for his injuries - Mr Mazi denied he was at fault and claimed he had been attacked after Ms Begun flew into a jealous rage.
    'We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka,' he told the BBC.
    'I refused and told her I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me.'
    Police spokesman Abul Khaer said that a rape complaint has been made and that Mr Mazi, a married father of five, would be arrested once he is released from hospital which is in nearby Barisal.
    'She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape,' he said.
    'It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence.
    'She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her.'
    For those of you brave enough to have read this far, doctors working to re-attach Mr Mazi's manhood have confirmed his organ could not be reattached and is no longer in use.
    'We are treating him so that he can urinate normally without the penis,' Prof AMSM Sharfuzzaman, a senior surgeon at the Sher-e-Bangla Medical College and Hospital, added.

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    1994 called.

    They want their story back.

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    Well, I hope the officials won't just consider the man right by default.

    And bitch not be crazy, I'd do the same.

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    Could've sworn that was '93. Meh, what's a year?

    This sort of thing seems to have happened quite a bit in China over the past 50+ years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkepyon View Post
    This sort of thing seems to have happened quite a bit in China over the past 50+ years.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._penis_removal

    China, china, china..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeryhn View Post
    1994 called.

    They want their story back.
    It's today's news! look at the date! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by wop View Post
    It's today's news! look at the date! lol
    how did you...do rich people not remember history or something?



    Spoiler: show
    that was a lorena bobbitt joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    how did you...do rich people not remember history or something?
    Have you not seen Congress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Have you not seen Congress?
    touché

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    Wow, what's odder: people routinely cutting off penises or keeping a list of people who have cut off penises/have had their penises cut off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aduidarnenye View Post
    Wow, what's odder: people routinely cutting off penises or keeping a list of people who have cut off penises/have had their penises cut off.
    You know there are "men's rights" types who maintain this list as an example of the evils of the matriarchy and why it should be ok for men to beat their wives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    You know there are "men's rights" types who maintain this list as an example of the evils of the matriarchy and why it should be ok for men to beat their wives.
    Kinda sounds likely, seeing the "See also" pages listed at the bottom of that wiki page:
    Penis removal
    Penectomy
    Genital retraction syndrome
    Penis transplantation
    Castration cult
    Apophallation
    Vagina dentata
    Lorena Bobbitt
    Feminization (activity)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    You know there are "men's rights" types who maintain this list as an example of the evils of the matriarchy and why it should be ok for men to beat their wives.
    I never knew that. I don't see the point of gender sides or keeping one side down. Suppose it's unavoidable though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    They DO have a billion people to feed, meat is scarce. At least this woman had the sense to use Ziploc® Brand Freezer Bags with the Smart Zip™ Seal to preserve the freshness.

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    Cutting off dicks is gay as shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    They DO have a billion people to feed, meat is scarce. At least this woman had the sense to use Ziploc® Brand Freezer Bags with the Smart Zip™ Seal to preserve the freshness.
    meat is scarce, and this can only help with the population problem as well!

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    isn't there a disorder that some asian men have about their penis suddenly being gone? I don't know where I would've read that though. Do penises get chopped off to prey on that fear or are these stories the cause of it?

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